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AMERICA’s FAUX AFRICAN GODDESS…

Monday, October 22nd, 2007

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“I can’t possibly be racist, I watch the Oprah Winfrey show.”

I must be losing my rabbit-eating mind by putting this drop on my site. Who the fuck do I think I am talking bad about OPRAH WINFREY?!? I’ll tell you who I am. WILLIAM XAVIER SUNDAY, a homeless, uneducated and diabetic Black male. A veritable nobody. The only thing that I have in my life is my faith in the one true, most exalted ruler over heaven and Earth. By most accounts I should be on my knees praising the anointed goddess of American morality. Instead I have come here today to tell you that she is the golden heifer that GOD did warn your ancestors to turn away from. I only pray that my message to you is not in vain and too late for you to act.

OPRAH WINFREY has ascended to prominence via the powerful medium of broadcast television. Her appearance is reminiscent of the classic imagery of the antebellum au pair. OPRAH has even forsaken her own maternal opportunity to assume the mantle of a national caregiver. She allows her audiences to nestle their muzzles at her teet and she scolds those that would pose a challenge to her eternally childlike charges. She is the fairy godmother, literally and figuratively, like when she contracts American automakers to promote their products on her forum via donations to her studio audience. Just don’t expect her to pay the taxes on those “gifts”. You don’t become America’s only Black billionaire by giving away YOUR money.

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Especially when there are multi-national corporations(read: T.I.’s) that will stand to profit exponentially from the exposure that the OPRAH WINFREY show platform provides. I have asked myself several times who underwrites this broadcast because mainstream media in America makes a concerted effort at all times to describe the African American condition as that of constant perdition. How does OPRAH ascend to her position while other prominent women, especially white women must suffer duress before success? Who protects OPRAH? I think I have an idea. I notice that the OPRAH WINFREY show features several commercials daily for pharmaceuticals that treat ambiguous afflictions.

Are you tired?

Are you overweight?

Do you suffer from stress?

The companies that sell the medications that deal with these everyday problems are all big supporters of the OPRAH WINFREY telecast. Who could blame them either since more Americans tune in to this well respected, highly influential, non-church affiliated spiritual icon? I see a definite connection between OPRAH and the multi-national pharmaceutical giant Abbott Laboratories.

Head-quartered in Chicago Illinois, Abbott Laboratories has a laundry list of controversial developments within the pharma-industrial complex. They were the first corporation to develop a licensed blood test for HIV detection. This, despite the fact that HIV still does not have an established cellular designation like every other human virus on the planet. Abbott Labs also controls the patent for HIV drug Norvir and Kalestra, both of which have weathered numerous claims of price gouging from African countries.

Make no mistake. Abbott Labs is bad news for sure. Actually Ensure, which is another Abbott Labs product as well as Similac. With the rise of infant diabetes over the last two decades the call should be renewed to examine these instant milk formulas. At least if your Similac formula gives your child diabetes you can always contract Abbott Labs for their diabetes maintenance solutions.

Do yourself a favor. Stay away from Abbott Labs, and by association, stay away from OPRAH WINFREY.

t.i.

POLITRICKS 2008: Septugenarian Stick-Up Kids

Wednesday, October 17th, 2007

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I’m thinking about tagging my political news on this website “Laugh Now, Cry Later”. That’s the truth about our political system and the more I learn the more I want to kill myself to find out what awaits me on the other side. Shit over here is so fucked the fuck up and the people with the means to make it less so don’t have the will or the commitment to reverse the direction.

I’m sure that most of you are aware of the fact that the U.S. resides in a woeful deficit that has compromised the value of our money so much that Canadian dollars are now worth more. All hell will break lose when the peso supplants the dollar. I imagine that we will be waist deep in the throes of an all out racial war by that time in order to keep our minds pre-occupied from the fact that we were bought and sold a generation ago. All this doom and gloom might be overstated if I couldn’t see the handwriting on the wall.

First Baby Boomer Applies For Social Security

Baby Boomers are the children of America’s so-called ‘Greatest Generation’. Their parents weathered the Great Depression of the 1930’s and also fought in the second World War. The Baby Boomers were America’s largest growth in population and the source of wealth for this country through their contributions in labor and resources, particularly their contribution to our tax base and our overwhelming debt ratio. Unlike their Depression era parents, Baby Boomers were actually rampant consumers. This same out of control consumption has been a trademark our Baby Boomer controlled government.

For the last forty years our government has spent more money than it has collected. The majority of these funds have been spent on militaristic projects like the Vietnam War, the arms race with Russia, the space program and the trillions of dollars given away as corporate welfare. In the meanwhile our education system has been dismantled and the social programs that provided vocational skillsets to our citizens have been dissolved to non-existence. We have been creating a permanent under-educated underclass. The next step will be a return to an economic feudal system. Start collecting Euros and don’t be surprised when you hear about grandparents doing stick ups and bank jobs in order to pay for their prescriptions.

I’m not crying a tear because our social security money has been spent on spy satellites and private security companies that kill Iraqis. Since I’m Black, I wasn’t going to live long enough to collect any benefits anyhoo.

BTW internets… EUGENE SAENGER is dead.

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SAENGER’s resume totally shits on Dr. JACK KERVORKIAN for his overall body count. The difference between the two was that SAENGER had a license to kill from the Pentagon. He was a radiology expert who tested the effects of intense dosages of radiation on human patients. Basically any poor Black that came into Cincinnati’s General Hospital between 1960 and 1971 was getting zapped by SAENGER until his assed was fried, died and laid to the side.

SAENGER handled his biz in the same spirit as the Tuskeegee Experiment from the 1950’s. The patients were never told that they were being killed slowly because some were being killed immediately. His actions in regards to debriefing patients and using the public hospital as the base for a highly classified military experiment brings not simply questions about this man’s ethics, but also his very morality. It looks like the Hippocratic Oath becomes hypocritical when in the hands of racists.

Good night good doctor, and good riddance.

A HOUSE IS NOT A HOME…

Thursday, October 11th, 2007

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Got my mind on my money, and my money on my mind.

Do you know how rich you have to be to just be poor in New York City?!? I bust my ass to keep the lights on in Long Island and the prosecco pouring in Prospect Heights. So for those folks in New York City on the bottom rung shit just got a little more fucked the fuck up.

The BLOOMBERG administration has decided to stop their policy of extending temporary shelter to homeless families because they claim that people are abusing the system. WTF!?! I have to LOL at the idea of poor people abusing the shelter system. Picture the hen kicking the coyotes’ ass. The idea that people who would put themselves through that process night in and night out are somehow taking advantage of the system is incredulous and ass backwards.

You have to be careful with the BLOOMBERG administration like you have to keep your eyes on the liberal elite at all times. They always take far more than they give. This is the same administration that called the working class mass transit operators “thugs” when they demanded their rights and fair wages. Peep the criminalization of the homeless…

New NYC policy for homeless who seek shelter after 5 p.m.

The idea that people would come to the shelter system on a daily basis is what requires examination and resolution. Not a condemnation of these people for being duplicitous. It’s the administration that is trying to fool the public. City officials want to play a numbers game and start denying people their housing rights because they may have a relative or a FRIEND with an apartment. Why should a homeless family burden their relatives or their FRIENDS in order for the city to congratulate itself and say that it has somehow decreased the number of homeless people in its system!?!? Even BEN FRANKLIN, the lovable supremacist, stated “fish and visitors smell in three days.”

That’s that bullshit Mayor BLOOMBERG!

MICHEAL BLOOMBERG was talking about running for president and I was talking about running Black people to his campaign, but not if he is going to be throwing poor people and their plastic bags of shit onto the rain splashed, pidgeon pooped sidewalks. I was old enough to remember my own mother’s travails on public assistance and I know that no one wants their kids to live that type of sheltered lifestyle.

While everyone was punchdrunk from the out of control condominum development that has bolstered New York City realty no one bothered to think about the people sleeping in the cardboard boxes at the foundations of the skyscrapers. You will never acheive the dream of a great society if you continue to ignore those of us on the bottom.

More Blacks In White Women Than In College…

Monday, October 1st, 2007

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Image credits: Tony’s Kansas City

Hey Black People! More good news… Uh, not so much.

More Blacks, Latinos in jail than college dorms.

POLITRICKS 2008: So Right That He’s Wrong…

Monday, October 1st, 2007

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White women heart RUDY, their ovaries… Not so much.

The ultra-neo-conservative faction of the Republican party is scared that RUDOLPH GIULIANI might undo some of the advances in the GOP that their operatives have been able to establish during the G DUBBZ regime. We’ve all seen the GIULIANI-as-madame photos which lead us to believe he doesn’t object to domestic partnerships. I’m fairly convinced myself that most of these anti-gay opponents are closeted homos anyhoo thanks to Senator CRAIG’s foibles. So even though these chicken hawk politicos love to talk tough and wear skirts for the most part their vaginas are still only figurative.

Women however, usually have vaginas. And it’s their use of those, what I call vaginal devices, that stirs the moxie of Christian coalitions and neo-cons. Most importantly is the fight over a women’s right to terminate a pregnancy. For the last eight years whenever G DUBBZ has wanted to distract voters away from his clearly retarded foreign policy he has chosen to say the word abortion in a sentence along with the word god. This has been the equivalent of cat nip for the majority of conservative and even moderate minded constituents.

GIULIANI has held his position as not being opposed to the ROE v. WADE decision for a long time, but now as his campaign begins to founder pre primary time he seems to be courting the neo-cons for their support. Would GIULIANI throw women’s rights under the bus the same way he threw his last family away for his current cellphone loving wife? You’re damn skippy he would!

The one thing I give RUDY credit for is the transparency of his political ambition. He won’t let ALPHONSE D’AMATO get within 100ft. of him and he won’t even take BERNARD KERIK’s phone calls. Ultimately I hope this blind blonde ambition is what derails this schmuck. When national voters see that he stands beside everything, therefore he stands for nothing, maybe the use of 9-11 as a scare tactic will be diminished. I understand that’s still a stretch since G DUBBZ invokes the same images when he’s busy undermining the national economy.

Is America ready for an unsexy president? I pray that all the voting vaginal devices just say no.