Black Tail… Pipe?!?
H8TORADE is fucking up shit over at his page.
Extra [ll] as always.
Archive for the ‘Fashion Faux Pas’ Category
DON’T H8: THE INTERNETS…
Sunday, November 25th, 2007SANDRA BERNHARD… I’d Hit That
Friday, November 23rd, 2007
Let me preface this drop with the universal [ll] symbol since SANDRA BERNHARD has more faggotry followers than CHER. Only ghey men sweat out CHER, but the fudgeworth community as a whole diggs on SANDRA. Most of you remember her from her affair with Madonna.
The Material Girl got at SANDRA in order to get her ghey connections. This was the whole vogue movement that Madonna was using at the time. When Madonna was through with being a fag hag she left SANDRA on the side of the curb with her used eyeliner pencils.
I came on to SANDRA BERNHARD when Ma Dukes gave me the Playboy magazine she was featured in for my birthday.
It must be that redheaded thing that I love so much, but I just find SANDRA to be a sexy bitch. Mostly it’s that redheaded shit though. A few years ago SANDRA let some dude pop the slot. At least I hope she did. All this artificial insemination shit has to stop. GOD doesn’t love coochies that bring life like science projects.
When SANDRA gets all dolled up she is a middle aged white banger, considering that most white meat(no Thanksgiving) goes bad kind’a early. As a matter of fact, now that SANDRA has a seed I can technically bang her as part of my M.I.L.F. reclamation project. One thing for sure is that SANDRA’s seat won’t have all the excessive manhood meat mileage of Madge’s badger beaver.
Yeah, I just said that.
The DP Dot Com Football Pool wk. 10 Update…
Tuesday, November 20th, 2007
R to the motherfuckin’ G!
The Patriots are a ridiculous machine, but they can’t go undefeated, can they?
Furiou$tylez is owning cats on this football pool. Should I just take his sneaker size now or are you fools gonna get serious? I still think that its official that homeboy hasn’t been the pick leader outright in any week, but he is a consistent dude week in week out.
I see you hanging tough Belize. I see you trying to come up Zilla Rocca. Free sneakers is on the line here (no Iraqi invasion required). Don’t get caught sleeping this week. Make your picks before you eat your turkey sandwich.
DP Dot Com Super Heroine Series: BATGIRL
Monday, November 19th, 2007
I want to conclude this series with the G.O.A.T. of all red-headed superheroines, hell, the GOAT of all super-heroine chicks period. How hardbody was Batgirl to stand down an attempted murder from the Joker at point blank range? The Joker’s bullet left Commissioner Gordon’s daughter paralyzed but she still continued to fight crime from her wheelchair. Before that fateful moment Barbara Gordon was an even more capable complement to the Batman than Robin was.
The Batgirl was sassy, but she was’nt all wisecracks with red lipstick, wide hips and high heels. She had to be more of a detective than the Batman to make up for her lack of physical training and fighting skills. I like how the character developed as a bodyguard to her father. Batgirl appeared on the campy 1960’s television series before she was introduced to the Batman comicbook series readers. YVONNE CRAIG’s shocking red hair will forever be burned in my mind’s eye. ALICIA SILVERSTONE’s performance as Batgirl was like VAL KILMER as Batman. Erase that shit from your memory.
Throughout Batgirl’s different incarnations she has been a peer to apprentice Robin and in some cases she has been an independent heroine who directs her own team of special super-heroines. What I enjoy the most is that no matter which artist illustrates Batgirl they all make sure that she has a big fat booty.
You know Batman had to hit that?
Official DP Dot Com ‘Batgirl’ Nike Dunks
The King Has No Underpants On [ll]…
Thursday, November 15th, 2007
My favorite Hip-Hop moment this past week is the following video from the king of rap T.I. While he is under house arrest for his upcoming trial he decided to film a video proclaiming his innocence. Instead of wearing a suit and a pair of the $10,000 cufflinks he owns he instead wore a bathrobe. I’m waiting for the next installment of this series where he gives us a video while he is brushing his teeth, or cooking turkey burgers in his boxers [ll].
cRap music needs more moments like these. Remember when Kay Slay made a video while he was sitting on the toilet eating cereal? Let’s see how cRap muisc stars really live. I want to see a video of Young Jeezy bagging up groceries in the Publix, or how about The Game directing traffic onto the Santa Monica Freeway? Since cRappers are too busy now doing everything else BUT rapping why not go to YouTube with some of that crazy shit?