Archive for the ‘Fashion Faux Pas’ Category

A Gay Old Time For The RAP PACK(c)…

Wednesday, May 16th, 2007

rap pack

Even with DAME DASH flaming out to the tune of two million dollars in back taxes that doesn’t stop the ‘Rap Pack‘(c) from living the high life at a post-fight party in Las Vegas. I’m sure there were females around at some part of the evening, because you know how your boy DIDDY gets down. He’ll punch you in your mouth if your girl doesn’t come to his after party.

rap pack

rap pack

rap pack

Or maybe there weren’t any broads for this event. Hip-Hop, as you know, is anti-woman.

The following video is another one of DIDDY’s former cohorts doing a striptease dance for a co-ed hotel party. Extra nullus to men stripping in front of men, while other men cheer. NSFW unless you work from a corner in your basement.

SEPARATED AT BIRTH: TRAGIC MULATTO MOVIESTARS

Tuesday, May 15th, 2007

vinjilly

Damn. What won’t this chick JILLIAN MICHAELS do for money?!?

SNEAKER FIENDS UNITE!

Saturday, May 12th, 2007

almendares

NIKE killed shit last year when they released several different styles of kicks to honor the Negro Leagues of baseball. This year they turn back the hands of time and show love to the Cuban League teams and represent for their historic contributions to baseball. Word to LUIS TIANT Sr. and this other dude from that island who used to play baseball. I forget his name…

almendares

Baseball is truly a global sport and Cuba has a long and rich history with their love for the game. There are so many legends that inspired past generation to love the game. The Negro Leagues and the Cuban Leagues were both on the fringes of mainstream recognition, but anyone that followed the game knew all about the ridiculously talented players that existed in both leagues. NIKE’s first tribute to the Latin legacy of baseball is a pair of Dunks for the Cuban Almendares club team. Almendares was a little town outside of Havana and they were the chief rivals of the Havana club team. There is a legendary story about an Almendares pitching ace named JUAN MANUEL PASTORIZA who pitched both complete games in a back to back doubleheader. The first game he used his right hand to pitch, and in the afternoon tilt it was with his left.

almendares

almendares

almendares

almendares

The second pair of kicks that NIKE is releasing for this program represents the Azules de Veracruz which was a team based in Mexico City that played during the winters in the Liga Mexicana de Beisbol. It was in the Mexican Leagues where the stars of the Negro Leagues would mix and play with some of the stars of major league baseball. Players like SATCHEL PAIGE and JOSH GIBSON were international baseball legends and they were respected for their talent and sportsmanship. When America finally decided to legalize intergration of their greatest pastime it was unfortunately passed the time for a superstar like GIBSON.

The NIKE Air Max ’90 is one the their most comfortable shoes and the colorways really pay homage to the tropical aesthetic. NIKE along with the Negro League Hall Of Fame keeps hitting grand slams. Word to BUCK O’NEIL.

veracruz

veracruz

veracruz

veracruz

veracruz

SNEAKER FIENDS UNITE!

Saturday, May 12th, 2007

stussy

Don’t think that I went to Miami and I didn’t copp something to remind me of the trip. I am calling these my ‘Stussy Air Max 1 World 1 Love‘ joints.

I makes my own names up for these kicks based on how they inspire my style. Stussy replaced Ocean Pacific for me back in 1988 when my homeys from BTHS caught an afterschool job at Soho Skates. Shouts to HARLEY and SETH for keeping the kid laced in Stussy every day.

stussy

stussy

stussy

Stussy’s brand has seen the popularity come up again with the resurgence of the skate culture aesthetic and I ain’t mad at them for not making tees that might allow me to wear my joints as anything other than a scarf. I did it already so that you could do it now. Don’t look at me like I’m running behind these young niggas. I’m on my fourth lap while these fools is just getting in the race. Nah’Mean?!?

stussy

stussy

stussy

stussy

SNEAKER FIENDS UNITE!

Saturday, May 12th, 2007

hulagirl

While in Forty Laudy I found a deal on some kicks for my favorite hula girl. I actually got them from the NIKE outlet for twenty cent (‘hoodspeak = $20.00) so I had to copp homegirl two pair. They’re called the NIKE VaporFly and they are so fly that I hope you don’t catch the vapors. Okay, that was corn crunch of me, but dig these kicks. They weigh only like an ounce or something crazy like that. It’s like walking around barefoot without getting crap on the bottom of your foot.

C.S. isn’t a sneakerfiend like your boy, but she makes up for that by rocking that exclusy ish. Nah’Mean?!?

vaporfly

vaporfly

vaporfly

vaporfly