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THE NEW CLASSICS…

Monday, April 9th, 2007

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Memo to Black people: We’ve got to keep this economy rolling the only way we know how, by wearing the accoutrements of the well heeled and privileged. Who needs to really own a yacht when you can look like a yachtsman in your Cadillac?

Seriously, it’s spring again. Treat yourself to a new shirt or two. You deserve it. I certainly do. Here’s what I have my eye on from my number one fetish brand – POLO Ralph Lauren.

If you decide to copp something for yourself make sure to enter the code ‘RL2007SP‘ at the checkout for an additional 30% discount off your order.

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SNEAKER FIENDS UNITE!

Saturday, April 7th, 2007

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Copped these at Les Halles in Paris

I have been telling you all about my NIKE Dunks collection from jump street. They are my favorite everyday shoe because they are so comfortable and stylish. I love my Air Max too, but the Dunks go way back to when I was first buying my own sneakers. This summer the Dunks will be as ubiquitous on the streets as Air Force 1 were several years ago. Their time has come. Again.

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Lil’ mama with a pair of Tiffany SB’s on her feet and a bangin’ North Face. Don’t get mad ‘cuz she is stylin’ on you.

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It’s looking like these multi-colored Dunks will be the footwear of choice for most of the senoritas this spring.

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Dunks just aren’t for broads either. In front of the Supreme store it’s always a Dunks celebration. This cat is a BapeStar too with the limited edition BAPE x Casio G-Shock watch. One word. Fire.

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I need an around the way girl with a Sidekick and a clean pair of Dunks.

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The white and blue sneakers are called Vandals. Dude has the black leather Dunks with suede toebox and swoosh. Nasty.

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Peep how homeboy lets the flaps hang.

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Get your nerd right with a pair of Dunks this summer. Women will look at you totally differrent and you might get some action.

Spider-Man 3 >>> 300

Saturday, April 7th, 2007

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The headline is true and I have only seen the previews so far, but with all the characters and villains that will be swinging through this joint it’s a can’t miss. I feel like the internets are not properly excited for this film.

So you know what time it is now? Time for a DP Dot Com quiz. Winner of the quiz gets some free Spider-Man shit from out of my apartment. Let me see if I can give you some questions that Wikipedia doesn’t answer…

  • In which comic does Spider-Man make his debut?
  • Who was Spider-Man’s first love?
  • What school was Spider-Man attending when he was bitten by the radioative spider?
  • What does the first ‘J’ in J. Jonah Jameson’s name stand for?
  • Who are the villains being featured in Spider-Man 3?
  • That seems easy enough. Hit me back in the comments if you have the answers.

    SNEAKER FIENDS UNITE!

    Wednesday, April 4th, 2007

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    Rejoice in the streets Sneaker Fiends.

    NIKE has retro’d the greatest of the Holy Grails. The Air Tech Challenge is my favorite tennis shoe of all time. It’s an all purpose sneaker that is great for cross-training and aerobics. I use them for styling on fools.

    The AGASSI mullet however, is no longer available.

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    NIKE honored the high intensity colorways of the originals even though they didn’t retro the rubber flecked foam midsole that the grape colorway sported back in the day.

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    Even Fox Network Outsources American Talent…

    Tuesday, April 3rd, 2007

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    The new Republican endorsed corporate model for outsourcing American jobs to India has even come into the music industry. Fox televsion’s curiously popular show ‘American Idol’ continues to attract viewers even though the aggregate talent of all the contestants on that show can fit inside of a Dixie cup.

    This may be one of those situations where people love to stare at the car accident in order to see a dead body. In any case, the show’s producers have teamed up with shock jock HOWARD STERN and MySpace and the Devil in Hell to give us this season’s emotional darling contestant.

    SANJAYA MALAKAR is that perfect storm of non-talent and media generated charisma. My girl FRESH at Crunk & Disorderly loves dude to death, but her sarcasm is too much to bear. I have yet to turn on my television and watch this dude perform. I just refuse to let CableVision record my cable box tuned into that garbage that spawned CARRIE UNDERWOOD and JENNIFER HUDSON.