Your favorite blogger (and mine too) lit up the red carpet at the 59th annual Writer’s Guild awards.
The real reason he was invited to the ceremony was so that TRACEY MORGAN didn’t have to be the only Black guy in the building that wasn’t shining shoes and serving food.
True story.
FISTY SCENT has got your boy JA RULE so shook that he is now disguising himself as ‘Where Are they Now’ rapper SPECIAL ED. Damn you FISTY, damn.
I suppose it was only a matter of time before baseball finally went gay. What with all the talk of sticks and wood, along with the fact that the game is basically about catching balls. The Roc-A-Fella symbol is about to become some ubiquitous greeting in the sports world as well. Pictured above is a lip-glossed ALEX RODRIGUEZ doing the Roc hand sign as he purses his lips for kissing DEREK JETER no doubt (yes WEEZY EFFS BABY).
Now that the steroid scandal has subsided I imagine that baseball team owners will need to concoct another tempest in a teacup to keep the fans interested in their product during a dreadfully long season. Another drug scandal might not sit well with lawmakers in the Beltway and subject baseball to further scrutiny and inquiry, but a gay scandal could be titillating and help with the ratings for that elusive well heeled demographic – GLBT.
There’s a report floating around somewhere about how much money GLBT’s make as a demographic community when compared to their hetero breeder counterparts. The ghey player is sure to get some burn on the ELLEN DiGENERES Show as well as JAY LENO’s ‘Tonight Show’. This year marks the sixtieth anniversary of JACKIE ROBINSON re-integrating America’s pastime. Maybe this will be the year that a homo JACKIE ROBINSON comes out of the dugout, er, closet. JACKIE ROBINSON is one of my personal heroes but I can admit that the name JACKIE is very much GLBT.
Anyhoo, pitchers and catchers report this week. Let’s Go Mets.
I caught these Dunks on sale for thirty cent at V.I.M. on Jamaica Avenue. These are the type joints that you have to rock in the snow. Straight up artic camo snowboarder flavor. The added plus is the clear gummy cupsole. So whether you shred the slopes for real or you just like to look ballin’ this is another pair of joints that you have to consider for your portfolio.
Good news SNEAKER FIENDS, my peeps over at the Brooklyn Circus have redesigned their retail studio. You don’t need to go to Manhattan any longer to copp that essential flavor that you need in your lives. When you visit their shop let them know your boy sent you through.
PRINCE PAUL has renamed his Monday night gig at the trendy nightspot APT after another popular trend. I’ll be in the building because DP dot com loves the other white meat.
Speaking of the other white meat… Why is everybody screaming bloody murder about CRISTINA AGUILIERA’s performance of ‘It’s a Man’s World’? I think she honored the legend and spirit of JAMES BROWN in her ability and showmanship. She sang her tiny little heart out while down on her knees which by the way, is a good look for every woman if you ask me.
It’s the Grammys themselves that are full of shit for giving the Godfather a one song tribute, but peep this funky shit… In one night the Dixie Chicks won more Grammys than JAMES BROWN did for his ENTIRE career. And that includes all of the years during the 60’s and 70’s that he ruled the charts with hit songs. Say it loud…
WHO GIVES A FUCK ABOUT A GOTDAMN GRAMMY?!?