Archive for the ‘Fashion Faux Pas’ Category

VOTING WAS THE EASY PART…

Thursday, November 9th, 2006

rumodi

I suppose some of you think there was a victory for truth, justice and democracy here in America over the last few days. People came out to the polls, cast their ballots and sent the Administration into a tailspin. Nevermind the fact that it has been three long brutal years in the desert and already too many lives lost, but now is when the hard part kicks in.

You see there are thousands of lobbyists with suitcases filled with cash waiting to take these freshmen politicians out to lunch or to Aruba or to the moon for that matter. As individuals we have to show people that rhetoric, ne, talk is cheap. These people are in office because we voted them there, not because they deserved it. Now we have to make them earn their keep, or we will be changing the guard again at the next go round.

eff youtube

I can’t believe that some of y’all are still using YouTube?!? Them two dicks had a great idea, but it was the people that came up with the content that millions of folks watched. I’m not just mad that I don’t have a small check in the mail for the Ghetto Big Mac video, but I haven’t seen any of the content providers get a kickback from YouTube. If that’s how they are gonna play the game let’s see where YouTube is in another 6-8 months.

john-ye

Women with utereses = 1, Fags = 0
Looks like fag marriage is still being hated on across the country, but at least women retain control of their vaginas. I personally don’t feel like fags should get ‘married’, but there should be some kind of resolution for the gays that live in long term, guilt ridden, mentally exhausting relationships like most breeders do. There should be some acknowledgement for that when it comes to sharing healthcare provisions and legal entitlements for property and possessions. The whole fag issue is a problem for white folks way more than it is for people of color anyhoo. That’s why you see so many whites on the super-meta D.L. Them niggas don’t wanna lose their trust funds, or their influential jobs as pastors of million-dollar megachurches. Blacks on the D.L. are always easy to spot anyhoo. Like when you call a man your daddy, and he isn’t your father…

homothugs

Cash Money is the label, and Lil’ Weasel is the boss.

JIM JONES Helps DP Dot Com Raise Bandwidth Scrilla…

Wednesday, November 8th, 2006

ballin

If you have an eBay account you should place a bid on one of these auctions so that DALLASPENN.COM can continue to pay their bandwidth invoices.

JIM JONES ‘BALLIN’ POSTER

If you’d rather skip some of the middlemen you can always drop off a few bucks for us at the PayPal dot com commissary – bluecheese28@hotmail.com is the account

HO’s GOTTA EAT TOO!

Wednesday, November 8th, 2006

whore

If 2006 was the year that the pimp came up in mainstream America, then 2007 will be the year that ho’s finally get their due. I mean c’mon, act like you can read the handwriting on the wall.

SUPERHEAD has herself impregnated with the illseed of BOBBY BROWN?!

KIM OSORIO is awarded millions of dollars for sleeping with tons of rap music artists?!?!

NAS’ baby mother writes a tell all confessional about her intimate relationships with NAS, JAY-Z and ALLEN IVERSON?!?!?!

Ho’s are caking up and rightfully so. It’s been time to show these young girls what the pussy is worth. Most of these young chicks are out here giving up the drawls for no money down. What they needed was the inspiration and the information on how to make whoring a viable lifestyle option. You need to say thank you to cRap music.

cRap music is where even semi-professional whores turn to for inspiration. Take PARIS HILTON for instance. She had already established herself as a whore throughout Hollywood, but she was lacking that essential ‘street credibility’ that is so important with the youth today. What does she do? She asks cRap music artists 3-6 Mafia to give her ass a ‘Nashville necktie anal mugging’ and she gets a set of grills.

paris

NAS’ baby mama certainly has to credit cRap music for her celebrity status. Everybody wants to see the woman who was the side order of JAY-Z and ALLEN IVERSON while she simultaneously slept with NAS. Unlike KARINNE ‘Superhead’ STEFFANS who claimed to have parental issues from the gate, NAS baby mama admits to being a whore with no regrets. Her whoring allowed for her to enjoy a lifestyle that most women dream of. Filled with lavish spending sprees, drugs, alcohol and oh yeah, sex, NAS baby mama is creating the blueprint for her daughter and so many other young ladies to follow.

This new paradigm of whore-osity should go a long way to legitimizing the dreams of women who are tired of working at day jobs and still having to hold their man’s nutsachs at night. Ladies, let those lips go to the highest bidder. Ho’s gotta eat too.

2 DAYS UNTIL ‘KINGDOM COME’…

Sunday, November 5th, 2006

rocafella

The kids that comment at XXL are having a shitstorm…

3 DAYS UNTIL ‘KINGDOM COME’…

Saturday, November 4th, 2006

rocafella

Be very careful of the dudes that you roll with, because they might have you dressing up with ladies accessories on.