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VH-1 Honors HIP-HOP

Sunday, October 8th, 2006

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First off, I have to show love to the people at VH-1 that read my site on the regulack and invited me to work the red carpet for the 2006 Hip-Hop Honors Awards show. When you see the broadcast of the show you will be treated to a view of one of the truly historic Hip-Hop concerts. The performances were all sharp and there are some dope surprises tucked into the show. Tune in to VH-1 on October 17th @ 9:00pm. You won’t be disappointed.

As far the red carpet was concerned it was a super charged setting filled with so many artists and personalities that I can’t recount them all. There are a few people that stood out in my mind so let me give you the scoop on them…

MASTER P was unavailable, but KING TEE pitched in to do my cameraman work at the last second. Without his help I wouldn’t have been as on point as I was. You need several sets of eyes to help you navigate the swirl of activity on the carpet.

ESKAY from NAH’RIGHT is a beast! He had a designated spot of the carpet right near the stage. It looks like that XXL/Harris Publishing machinery has found out what most of us on the internets knew already.

DON DIVA Magazine held it down right alongside me and occasionally stole my shine, but they were veterans on the red carpet and they were smart enough to bring their product with them.

MUSIC CHOICE video show was on my other side and they were cool too. The lesson I took from them is that I need to step my recording equipment game up. Next year I come out the gate with a DP dot com flagged microphone.

RAKIM ALLAH, the God emcee, is one of the classiest artists ever in the world of Hip-Hop. I hope for nothing but continued success from him. This dude is unpretentious and cool as all shit.

FAT JOE keeps it realer than most all day, everyday. He spent some good time chatting with us and even gave me a few drops for this websites upcoming podcasts.

ICE CUBE also kicked it with me for a hot second second and dropped some real street knowledge on what Hip-Hop needs to do to remain relevant art form into the next generation. ICE CUBE is a superior performer too. Wait ’til you see his stage show.

MC LYTE is still my girl. I haven’t seen her in a loooooooong time and she still remembers the kid. Bigger than all that is the fact that he looked great and hasn’t aged a bit. She also killed it onstage.

KWAME is my dude from way before this rap shiite so you know he gave the website some sick drops.

You can’t play with my YOYO. This is my rappin’ baby mama. She was dimed out like a mother.

True to form, REMY MA was a hot mess.

The BEASTIE BOYS weren’t as cool as I imagined…

A funny moment was WONDER MIKE from the SugarHill Gang looking to get some sound bites in with the press corps. I used that time he was standing around to fix my equipment. Instead I should have asked him what it felt like to be famous for stealing someone’s rhymebook?

WENDY WILLIAMS is a biiiiiig bitch, but she is totally hittable, as my dude ZILLA would say.

The original gangster ICE T and his hot piece of azz wife showed some love to the kid too. I ccould have totally stuck my tongue down her bulbous breasts.

The RZA and GZA were dope enough to give me some sick drops on my microphone. When I redo my ‘KILLA BEEZ FOR LIFE’ mix CD I will include those joints.

All in all it was a great day and the show that VH-1 produced was incredible. I may have to give Viacom a pass from my wrath for a few weeks, or until the next coonfest FLAVOR FLAV program they create.

“I AM HIP-HOP, WE ARE ALL HIP-HOP”
– KRS-1

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KANGAY: ALREADY MARRIED TO JOHN LEGEND…

Saturday, October 7th, 2006

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Here’s my question… What is KANGAY going to do with all those handdrawn nude potraits he made of JOHN LEGEND that hang over his headboard?

Dude should auction them off for a HIV/AIDS research charity.

IRON MAN LIVES AGAIN

Saturday, October 7th, 2006

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If you haven’t already heard about the Marvel Comics ‘Iron Man’ movie…

JOHN FAVREAU is directing.

ROBERT DOWNEY Jr. is playing TONY STARK.

RZA is doing the soundtrack featuring Ghostface Killer.

O.K., I’m lying about that last part, but how sweet would that be? ROBERT DOWNEY Jr. is a good choice too, since I can believe that he understands the struggle with inner demons. FAVREAU is supposed to be some kind of comic geek from way back so I want to trust his judgement too.

All I’m saying is that Marvel better have at least one song from Big Ghost on the movie soundtrack.

Here are a few CGI renderings of the invincible Iron Man.

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These last two renderings are the shizznit. I hope this is where they go with the design.

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SNEAKER FIENDS UNITE!

Saturday, October 7th, 2006

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Just when you thought that I couldn’t lose any more of my mind…


I AM IRON MAN!

Peep the DALLASPENN dot com ‘IRON MAN’ Air Max 180’s. Totally chuuuurch in a sick adamantium alloy. The Air Max 180 is one of the most slept on of the Holy Grail I.T.’s, but real heads in the game recognize this shoe. NIKE just revised the Air Max 180 platform so you need to get up on these classics while they are still available.

My peeps JEROME BAKER, GABEROCKKA and any other sneaker fiends that rep the lifestyle hardcore need to holler at me when they are in NYC so that we can rush the NIKE Design lab and copp our custom hot Airs. Nah’Mean?!?

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You know I’m wearing these jawnts to the Iron Man movie premiere?!?

VH-1 Honors HIP-HOP

Thursday, October 5th, 2006

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It’s highly unlikely that you will see a post from me that gives Viacom any credit for something positive, but somehow they lucked up with the Hip-Hop Honors project. VH-1 has been the chief sponsor for the upcoming Hip-Hop Honors week here in New York City. There is a full slate of free events scheduled for all around the city with some focusing on the educational aspect of Hip-Hop, the empowerment facet, and of course, the entertainment component.

For at least one week, it’s a great time to be a fan of this here thing called Hip-Hop.

Kicking off on Thursday, October 12th Hip-Hop Education day finds various artists working with kids throughout NYC’s public schools. The message for the day should be about using education as a tool to acheive one’s goals. I’m not sure which artists have been assigned to attend these sessions, but I pray that G-Unit and DipSet were disinvited. The day culminates with the opening of the documentary ‘No Sleep ‘Til Brooklyn’, a 30-year retrospective of hip hop culture illustrating it’s humble beginnings in the South Bronx through its glorious rise to global domination.

Friday, Oct. 13th, will be Hip-Hop Restaurant Day during which restaurants in all of the five boros will feature special discounts and promotions. If Friday the 13th isn’t scary enough for you, REMY MA will be serving food at Junior’s Times Square. Let’s pray she wears a hairnet over that hot yakky madness.

Hip-Hop Music and Culture day will be on Saturday, October 14th and there will be special events taking place at ome of the city’s foremost cultural institutions, like ‘Graffiti Basics’
at the Brooklyn Museum of Art and The Hip Hop Cultural Centre at the Magic Johnson Theatre. The special treat for the evening will be when the legendary EPMD reunite for a special one-off performance at the B.B.Kings’ nightclub. I already dusted off my fisherman’s cap.

Sunday October 15th has been designated Hip-Hop Sports and Parks day and will be capped off by a celebrity basketball game featuring CHRIS BROWN, ICE-T, KURTIS BLOW and others. Since basketball is only promoted to the jig babies I will be in Van Cortlandt Park playing lacrosse with Everlast, MC Serch, Bubba Sparkxx and any other random non-jigs we can muster. Come on through, no READE SELIGMANN.

Monday the 16th is when we get finally have a chance to pay respects to the trends in design and fashion that Hip-Hop has inspired. On Hip-Hop Fashion and Shopping day we will even get a 10% discount at all Jimmy Jazz negrophilia outlets. Jimmy Jazz is where I buy all my ‘snowman’ t-shirts and Ice Cream hoodies.

Finally, on Tuesday evening at 9:00pm, VH-1 broadcasts their 2006 Hip-Hop Honors awards program. This year’s hip hop honorees include Wu-Tang Clan, AFRIKA BAMBAATAA, Wig Owner RUSSELL SIMMONS, MC Lyte, RAKIM, Beastie Boys and Eazy E. The music and influence of each of the honorees will be recognized through performances by classic artists in collaboration with today’s hottest new talent. It might be the only thing that Viacom produces all year that is truly worth watching, unless you love the white glove minstrelsy of ‘Flavor of Love’.