BILLY SUNDAY has put me into a ranty mood as of late and I apologize to all of you folks that come here for a little more than just the ghetto news stories. I had to open up on this story about the book that NAS’ baby mama is finally releasing. She details the dick size of JAY-Z and other celebrities in a way that will make the Superhead book seem like a children’s story.
The name of this chick book is so ridiculously long that I already know it is going to read like some garbage. If you don’t have an editor smart enough to help you pare down your book’s title that shit is destined to be on the fold up tables on 125th Street (not that there aren’t good books on the tables). She should have just named the book ‘Ho Story’. See how succinct and to the point my title is. It tells the reader exactly what they are diving into and who’s perspective this story is coming from.
I’m not judging NAS’ baby mama for being a ho. That’s a lifestyle choice that adults are allowed to make. I am criticizing NAS’ baby mama for releasing this book damn near five years after it even matters. She claims that she is the reason for the JAY-Z/NAS fued that inspired classic songs from both of those artists. That is when this book was relevant. Now that JAY and NAS are busy hugging each other it makes the book seem contrived. I am sure that she will still have an audience for her book, but her opportunity to cash in on one of rap music’s classic rivalries has long passed on. I just hope she saved her cum stained baby carseat for posterity.
