Finally, some goodnews from the Israeli warfront. It seems that breast implants aren’t just flotation devices, they’re also rocket-proof vests.
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BREAST IMPLANTS ARE SAVING LIVES!
Wednesday, August 16th, 2006Pop Music Singers Are Putting Ho’s Out Of Business
Wednesday, August 16th, 2006
I have to say that GLAMAZON was talking to me about this subject a while back. Pop music singers are pushing street walkers and ho’s out of business because they are making sex too accessible and too cheap. They’re also making it too young for their immature adolescent consumers to understand it’s ramifications.
This isn’t to say that pop music singers weren’t always glorified prostitutes, both men and women. A bunch of skanky street hustlers with some glitter shirts on. Shaking their money makers for old white men who incidentally preferred men to women. How you doin’ DIDDY?!? The bottom line was that they were all grown azz people and even though it was still pop music their image did not appeal to a younger audience. There were no little girls dressing like the Mary Jane Girls
or better yet, VANITY 6.
These were grown azz ho’s and everybody knew that. When they sung about giving oral sex or sticking a finger up a man’s asshole you knew they knew what they were talking about. When I hear sixteen year old CASSIE sing about giving head I have to ask myself, “Self, does this pretty face really know how to lick the underside of my balls as well as tongue kiss my taint?”
Or is she just another pretty face all dolled up in grown woman’s make up? Now don’t get me wrong, I am all for young woman expressing their natural biological desires, if they feel like they have to. ROBERT SYLVESTER KELLY picks up my slack when the age meter dips below 17. It’s just that I am tired of listening to these young girls singing songs about how many cocks they can hold when they haven’t even been peed on yet.
JiggaMan, please handle your young ho protege.
All Day I Dream About STALIN…
Tuesday, August 15th, 2006
or FIDEL CASTRO, Superstar!
I was like, “Awwwwww ish! Look who took a trick out of TUPAC’s manbag and brought himself back from the dead?!?”
FIDEL CASTRO is looking mighty snazzy in that Adidas track suit too. If I were styling him I would have gone with a more socialist look like a Blue Ribbon Sports warm-up jacket, but I guess I’m just a company man through and through.
So now I think the only logical question that is next for FIDEL to answer is which pair of Superstars to rock?
SNEAKER FIENDS UNITE! > STRAIGHT LACED
Saturday, August 12th, 2006
Consider this late night drop to be a PSA of sorts to all the sneakerheads that fall thru this spot. Niketown will have free booklets from time to time featuring the new programs that the brand is ushering in. Way back in the beginning of the year when NIKE was gearing up for the ‘Joga Bonito’ line of footwear and apparel they issued a booklet that described some of soccer’s most famed teams and oval pitches where the game’s history resides.
Being the junk junkie that I am I decided to keep a few booklets for myself. Not really knowing what I would use them for, but understanding that I would eventually find a place for them. The booklets are typical NIKE produced items in that they are slickly done collector’s items in their own right. One of the vintage soccer teams described in the book was the 1930’s New York Americans. They are the forefathers to the swanky New York Cosmos teams of the mid-1970’s. The NY Americans were internationally regarded as one of the best teams in the game.
This set features a a pair of Air Max 1 Premium, as well as one New York Americans tee along with a ‘Joga Bonito’ booklet and a pack of stickers. This will be one of my sets that I take on tour with me to show the effects of NIKE brand product synergy. Pray for me.
KAIJU IS THAT CRACK
Saturday, August 12th, 2006
If you effs with this site on the regulack then you heard me mention the Kaiju Big Battel a few weeks ago. Kaiju Big Battel is a mash up of Japanese Anime and WWE wrestling while wearing Godzilla monster or sports mascot costumes. It’s funny as all get out because of how they ape the ‘professional’ wrestling subplots and fighting styles. My ladybug knows the type of shit that sits in the center of my wheelhouse and when she told me to leave my Friday night open I got all excited.
Kaiju Big Battel was definitely created by someone who has dropped some mean peyote. Kaiju is the Japanese word for monster. Godzilla and all the various nemesis characters he fought would be kaiju. These kaiju that I saw wear similiar rubber and foam costumes just better. The character costumes are colorful and trippy and they even have pyschedelic names like Dust-Ed Bunny and Mega Shrooma. The characters revolve around a virtual universe that is controlled by an evil scientist called Dr.Cube. Think of him as an evil VINCE McMAHON. Dr.Cube’s minions fight against the good guys for control of the city. Just like in the Godzilla movies, the city ends up being trashed to pieces as the combatants body slam each other and crash through the arena with reckless abandon.
Kaiju Big Battel is so ready for prime time as a concept. They just need some tighter scripting to really translate their project to the masses. There was a wacky Japanese speed metal band that opens for the battle. Those fools rocked even though you really can’t tell what they are saying. As a fringe event that you can get zooted at with your buds it’s still a winner, but if they were to polish the edges a bit this project could be sold to the kids in the suburbs. Licensing toy deals for the characters along with children’s clothing to match their favorite character would take the projects earning potential to the top. Listen to me, I sound like CLYDE SMITH. Enjoy some of the pics from the evening. Go see the Kaiju Big Battel when it comes to your town.
KAIJU BIG BATTEL
KAIJU BIG BATTEL