Archive for the ‘Fashion Faux Pas’ Category

PETEY GREENE On How To Enjoy A Watermelon

Thursday, August 10th, 2006

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Back in the 1970’s BILLY SUNDAY worked as an intern on PETEY GREENE’s controversial public access television program called ‘Chiterlin Discussion’. It was the precursor to daytime morning programs like ‘Regis & Friends’ and ‘The View’. There was a mix of current events and culinary accomplishment. In the attached episode, Professor PETEY ‘splains the proper way for Black folks to enjoy the summertime delicacy that is the watermelon.

The following YouTube crack comes to us from BILLY SUNDAY’s daughter living in Texas – V DUBBZ.

SEPARATED AT BIRTH: WENDY WILLIAMS

Tuesday, August 8th, 2006

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Swagger jacked from the pages of OH WORD!

WHAT DOES IT SMELL LIKE?!?

Tuesday, August 8th, 2006

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ZILLA STAND UP!

Some cats that are new to how we do at this site might think that it is all about some old people bitching and moaning because the world is all about bullshiite. Nahh mayne, we gets down for the crown over here with the help of some of our young homeys in the game. Y’all should have already met NAH’RIGHT by now. Another cat I need you to know is my man fifty grand YOUNG ZILLA. He’s the dude that collabo’d with us on the ‘Mothers We’d Like To Eff‘ series and he is the sole proprietor of the ‘What Does It Smell Like‘ movement.

New York City has been hotter than Hell for the past couple of weeks, but that doesn’t stop Black folks from shaking their money makers. It’s just gives the ladies an excuse to dress like crack whores from the 1980’s. With all the heat and humidity nearly choking people to death I thought to myself, “Self, what does it smell like up in the club?” The answer is H.A.M.

Baked H.A.M. with a cameo from Pete Puma

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SNEAKER FIENDS UNITE!

Monday, August 7th, 2006

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In Search of… The HOLY GRAIL.

One of the best things that NIKE has done for me is when they re-issued the Dunk Hi shoe. Ten years ago, I begged them to bring the shoe back in a heartfelt and personal letter.

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My words were heard and felt by some intern whose responsibility is solely to read the letters of crazy-in-love sneaker stans like myself. That is why I show the highest respect to my INTERN. They do what they do for the love of the game. Yeah, they want fame and fortune too, but they understand that dues have to be paid and possibly through that process their break may come.

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That’s what happened to the intern at NIKE that read my letter. He took the time to find out what the Dunk shoe was about. By learning about the shoe and its history he was able to talk to the right people at NIKE to restart the process of having the shoe re-issued. Now there is a whole new generation of Dunk Lo fans that have no idea how nice DWAYNE ‘PEARL’ WASHINGTON was.

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That’s all good because there should be new heroes for the next generation. Whether its skateboarders or graff writers or whomever it is that influences and inspires young peoples, I’m just happy that some anonymous young intern at NIKE took the time to read my letter.

Long live the NIKE Dunk.

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SECRET LIVES of GHETTO CELEBS

Saturday, August 5th, 2006

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or WE MUST SAVE JERMAINE DUPRI’s LITTLE POOPCHUTE.

I know how all of you love to see little J.D. and PENNY WOODS play dress up. Their clothes coordinate with their shoes and pocketbooks way better than even JAYONCE. Their both so cute in kind of a ‘Gremlins x Puppetmaster’ mash up kind of way, but with the news that these two would soon no longer be living in sin I realized that something sinister was afoot.

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Behind that impish smile that PENNY WOODS uses is an evil nympho mean streak and I believe that JANET will turn into PEGGY WOOD the minute the nuptials are complete. I think JERMAINE knows whats in store for his tiny little bumbum and he has been trying to holler at us to rescue him from the bedroom terror of MIZZ JACKSON’s strap on.

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I hear your cries JERMAINE and I will try to save you from JOE JACKSON’s demon spawn daughter. We need to start a petition or something that opposes their marriage. Maybe CRUNK & Disorderly or CONCRETE LOOP will join us. If BYRON CRAWFORD and the Mindset Army get wind of this plan we may be able to save JERMAINE’s asshole so that only CLIVE DAVIS has unobstructed access.