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DARLING NIKKI… a dedication to HOOPZ

Tuesday, June 27th, 2006

hoopy love

I knew a girl named NIKKI
I guess you could say she was a sex friend
I met her in a hotel lobby
masturbating with a magazine
she said how’d u like 2 waste sometime
and I could not resist
when I saw little NIKKI grind

hothoopz

wethoopz

she took me 2 her castle
and I just couldn’t believe my eyes
she had so many devices
everything that money could buy
she said sign your name on the dotted line
the lights went out
and NIKKI started 2 grind

piper pic1

piper pic2

the castle started spinning
or maybe it was my brain
I can’t tell you what she did 2 me
but my body will never be the same
her lovin will kick your behind
she’ll show you no mercy
but she’ll sho’nuff sho’nuff sho a low 2 grind

hoopz iz tasty

hoopz in the hole

I woke up the next mourning
Nikki wasn’t there
I looked all over all I found
was a phone number on the stairs
it said thank u 4 a funky time
call me up whenever u want 2 grind

hoopy poopy

hoopy poopy

SIX FLAGS DOES NOT CARE ABOUT PRISON PLATTS

Monday, June 26th, 2006

the intern

Great Adventures Six Flags is letting the jigs know that all that prison stylizing has got to go this summer. No more du-rags or prison braids (cornrows whatever) or any other gang banging bullshit will be allowed.

The management is trying to get the word out that Great Adventures is a franchise of family-based theme parks and not some gang member summer resort. Between all the nickel and diming that Six Flags does to you for parking your car, entering the park and buying your family a fucking meal I assume that they want it clearly understood that the only gangsters inside the park will be the Six Flags corporation themselves.

SNEAKER FIENDS UNITE!

Sunday, June 25th, 2006

the holy grizzly

In Search of… The HOLY GRAIL.

Here’s another pair of shoes that I am putting a Sneaker Fiends A.P.B. out on. The NIKE Air Max 180 Premium Opium is the shoe that I have to add to my archives this summer. If anyone can help me track down a pair in size 12 I will mail you a Air Jordan 20th Anniversary tee or whatever. Just help a brother out, but first let me give you a little background on the Air Max 180 shoes.

am180 classic

We all understand that NIKE revolutionized footwear by placing packages of air within the midsoles of athletic shoes. Air weighs less than rubber or styrofoam and it immediately decreased the stress that users put on their feet with heavier shoes. The question that designers at NIKE faced was how to visually translate the patented air packages so that the consumer could finally see what they cannot see. This is the fantastic conundrum that NIKE faces. How do you show the consumer nothing? And then convince them to pay for it?

am180 bison

The problem was solved with the Air Max 1 shoe. A porthole cut into the midsole allowed the consumer to peer straight through the shoe. In 1991, the Air Max 180 brought this concept to the next level, because the air package that was inside the midsole had now become the sole itself, further decreasing the shoes weight yet increasing the shoes flexibility and performance.

am180 pinks

I love the A.M. 180’s for their design aesthetic. They look trippy. As a matter of fact, I think I was tripping off a hit of acid when I had this dream. In the year 2000, global warming will have robbed the Earth of her greatest natural resource – Air. You will have to go to retail outlets to purchase this item that was once the most democratized freedom of all, the right to breathe air. Oxygen will be a privatized resource like natural gas or oil and the companies that sell it will be similiar. I dreamt that I went into the Abraham & Strauss department store and bought myself a box of NIKE Air. To this day I aways smell my sneakers the second I remove them from the box.

am180 opium

Speaking of trippy stories, these shoes that I need for the collection are called the AIR 180 Priority Opium. This is what they do in the dark. Sick with it!

am180 opium glow

BILLY SUNDAY’s LATE NITE FUNK FLIX

Saturday, June 24th, 2006

paris graff

This session of B.S.L.N.F.F. goes out to the pioneers that had a mind to fuse Hip-Hop with punk rock to create a unified voice of the people. Speaking on themes of police brutality and government coruption, punk rock was just as real as rap music was. This union was sabotaged when the record industry decided that rap could only be made by Blacks and punk rock could only be done by white. Blondie’s ‘Rapture’ became a new wave novelty and the band Bad Brains… well, how many of you have heard of Bad Brains?

I liked The Clash because they were a groove driven punk band and because they always gave mad props to graff kids and Hip-Hop.

I Heart The Internets…

Friday, June 23rd, 2006

I have amassed over three thousand images from my own photos and random websites and most sit inside my photo gallery stash until I can figure out where to tag them. If any of these pics tickle your fancy (no b.b.) clip them for yourself and use them as you wish. Just remember to give credit to the universe for bringing us all together.