By a show of hands who cares if these two ever get married? That’s just what I thought. It’s just the illusionment(m.w.b.) of togetherness that satiates us, oh yeah, and the occasional dope azz track.
Click here and scroll down to listen to BeYONCE & JAY-Z’s ‘Deja Vu’
I told y’all fools that this was going to be the year that everything named DALLAS jumped off so I don’t know why y’all are set trippin’ while Miami gets served.
I feel bad for some of you Heat fans since one of your star players is only a ‘G’ away from gay. If my last name was WADE and my mom named me DWAYNE I would have to hit my ‘Bama azz mother upside her head with a sock stuffed with a soda can. DWAYNE WADE loves his momma though so he won’t do that.
And he should love his momma. Who you think taught him how to put on the pantyhose he plays in? DWAYNE prah’lee has a garter under his shorts with those clips that hold up his thigh highs(no KORDELL STEWART).
It ain’t just DWAYNE WADE that wears stockings while playing with balls for the Heat. JAYSON WILLIAMS wears the pantyhose too.
And JAMES POSEY tried to get his prostate examined during a television timeout. Peep the doctor in the tie taking a peek at POSEY’s package(extra no MIKE PIAZZA)
And why shouldn’t the Heat be gay anyhoo? They play in America’s gayest city for America’s most teh ghey fans
Looking for sexy, female readers of VIBE to shoot for a JET ‘Beauty of The Week’ type of thing, but V’d out like we do. Have them hit me with pics ASAP. Not looking for models, but readers who happen to be fine and photogentic. (And down to rock a bikini).
Must live in the NYC meter area.
-JoJo
There you have it party people. You can go from being on MySpace to having a full fledged print magazine modeling career just like that. Who knows maybe one day you could be the next VIDA GUERRA or HOOPZ.
Just e-mail JOJO McQUEEN a few pics and your contact info.
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I forget some times how cynically optimistic the early 1980’s were. RONALD RAYGUN and his arch-conservative administration waged a war on the poor and disenfranchised. Instead of substantative public policy we we’re given slogans like ‘Just Say No’ and music videos. A longtime reader, Miss APPLE HALSEY, sent me her remarks and this YouTube clip of one of those videos.
“Hey DP, as of late you have been ruminating in your posts about how to turn the tide against the avarice and apathy that has come to define American culture. I believe the answer can be found in the halcyon glow of the Regean era, when everyone acknowledged that the boogey man was a middle-aged white guy wearing a Panama hat inside of your closet with a tray of goodies; when Whitney Houston really did believe that crack was wack and when LaToya Jackson had a singing career.
I’m not sure if it’s the Fame-style dance number at the end or Conan’s cameo as a garbage man, but this video just fills me with hope for a better tomorrow.”
Thanks APPLE, and for some strange reason after watching this video we are feeling better too.
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