Archive for the ‘Fashion Faux Pas’ Category

SEPARATED AT BIRTH: JANET’s LAWN JOCKEY

Tuesday, May 30th, 2006

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Hollywood’s Lawn Jockey

Tuesday, May 30th, 2006

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My grandfather worked at a racehorse husbandry in Virginia. My grandfather wasn’t a vet, he was just one of the niggers. He shoveled shit and kept the horses fed and groomed. During the summer school break my dad would go to work with his dad and he would tell me about how backbreaking their daily work was. Some of the horses at the farm were champion studs and that’s when the animal would receive extra special attention from the veterinarians and the trainers. My dad thought that the trainers were his dad’s bosses because they paid him cash every week. When he got older he realized that the horse trainers were just paid servants of the real boss who may never have laid his eyes on my grandfather.

That disconnection is part of the culture that owns and breeds racehorses. I try not to begrudge them too much since there aren’t too many pleasures left in America for ‘whites only’. Horse racing was still a bastion for privileged gentility. That was until I went to see SMARTY JONES at the Belmont Stakes.

'04 stakes

I am no fan of horse racing, but since I am Black I can get into the peacock pageantry of The Kentucky Derby. Hollywood’s #1 lawn jockey, the little homey SPIKE LEE made an appearance at this years’ Derby with all the proper accoutrements. 1) Fly azz riding cap, and 2) fly azz redbone weedcarrier wife.

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How good is it to be SPIKE right now? Plenty good. His latest release will surely garner some Academy nominations. He is back into the busom of the big bucks in Burbank.

the L stands for lawn

His street cred remains high with those of us that love the Hip-Hop and can think outside of the box. Although he hasn’t spoken to us directly cinematically he has challenged our notions and ideas using traditional media outlets. When he openly criticized the pimp culture in rap music he was drowned out by the Oscar trophy being issued to 3-6 Mafia.

I say we raise a glass to toast my man SPIKE LEE. Ever since the days of MARS BLACKMON the lil’ homey has kept it real.

the Doc and the jockey

You Can Find Me In The Club…

Tuesday, May 30th, 2006

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BLU CHEEZ is starting another photo album featuring jigs and others in their finest vines. He calls this album ‘Up In The Club‘. It features everybody doing their ghetto fabulous thing at the club. If you like H.A.M., then ‘Up In The Club’ will be your Cuban sammich.
BLU CHEEZ wants to thank AMANDA, JOJO McQUEEN and MECCA WALLACE for their contributions to this album.

If you have some pics that you want BLU CHEEZ to post in one of his photo albums, e-mail them to him at blu_cheez@dallaspenn.com

rasta dye

PAUL WALL : Chameleonaire

Friday, May 26th, 2006

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PAUL WALL can fit in with any crowd by just changing his shirt.

paul and his peeps

SECRET LIVES of GHETTO CELEBS

Thursday, May 25th, 2006

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BILLY SUNDAY always told me, “Do not trust a Black man with no moustache.

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