The ADDICT always has to copp something crispy to open up a new season. Even though he has I.T.’s on ice from the 1980’s he has never been one not to look forward for the new hotness. His favorite label Polo Ralph Lauren is having their semi annual sale online.
When you shop at POLO.COM just type in the code SPRING2006 at your checkout to receive 30% off your total costs.
Thanks for the code AMANDA.
The cult of GROVER has taken over the H.A.M. Awards photo gallery this weekend. Look for a multitude of H.A.M. contestants to be wearing the color blue.
Did you just peep the picture of grandma hanging up on the wall in the background?
Y’all must have thought that I was playing around when I said that this website was being handed over to the fans of NIKKI ‘HOOPZ’ ALEXANDER. I am taking a seat in her bandwagon early in the game. That way when she is bigger than french fried sweet potatoes everyone will know who was riding with her from jump street.
As far as current events and shit, there was a two alarm fire in Newark, N.J. that HOOPZ put out with her urine.
HOOPZ then traveled to Springfield, Mass to buck shots at a Mexican baby shower.
While in Massachusetts, HOOPZ pitched two innings of relief to help JOSH BECKETT and the RED SOX earn their first win of the baseball season.
Speaking of baseball, HOOPZ used to take the ‘clear’ and the ‘cream’ from BARRY BONDS’ former trainer GREG ANDERSON.
Did y’all know that HOOPZ breastmilk is curing AIDS in Africa?
HOOPZ for president bitches!
Give credit to all the reality programs that have shown that there might be fifteen minutes available to everyone on the planet. This new feature on the website is being co-sponsored by America’s Next Top Model as well as America’s Most Wanted.
The premise here is simple. Each week this month four(4) contestants will compete to be the winner for that week’s Mugshot Hairstyle Model. During the final week in April we will have the runoff for the winner. The votes will be tallied from the comments left in each thread. Let your votes be based upon real factors like 1) style gulliness, 2) hair length and 3) model’s prior convictions.
This should be fun and it gives us practice in voting skills which we presume some of you may use one day. Here are this weeks Mugshot Hairstyle Models…
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DERRICK ANTONIO WILLIAMS When DERRICK isn’t modeling he likes to work on his entrepreneurial skills which mostly consists in the possession and sales of cannabis and cocaine. At only 21years of age Mugshot Hairstyle Modeling authorities see a bright future in front of DERRICK where he may get a chance to show them many diverse hairstyles. |
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TOMMY LEE HEATH TOMMY’s Mugshot Hairstyle Modeling career is a direct result of his attempts at performance art. TOMMY loves the children, especially those under the age of 16 and he has been known to perform his burlesque shows for a ‘captive’ audience. |
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ROBERT EDWARD DeGRAFF This Mughot Hairstyle Model needs to get his weight up. Burglary isn’t enough to fill a resume even when its for a meth addiction. |
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LARRY RASHONE PRUNTY LARRY has no prior experience in Mugshot Hairstyle Modeling but he submits his photo to us for future considerations. Good thinking LARRY, you are definitely going places. |
Now gangstas is wearing lipstick?!?
I don’t know about y’all but I blame it on all the peoples wearing women’s nightgowns in the streets like shit is fly.
The summer is almost here are y’all ready to KILL WHITE TEE!