LADIES!!!!
Do you remember when it was maintenance enough for you to get a manicure and a pedicure? Maybe you might even have your eyebrows threaded by the indian chicks if you were going to be giving up the cooch to someone for the first time. It seems to me that being a beautiful woman was always a process, but I am here to tell you that things just got a little more involved.
Because of crap stars like LIL’ KIM there are more women willing to participate in the classic Greco-Roman position for lovemaking. Whether you are an old French pro or a rookie, the most important thing is that you maintain your TCRB. That’s short for Total Colo-Rectal Beauty. You don’t want your lover to think that your poop chute has been traveled as frequently as an interstate highway. To return the youthful luster and sheen to your nether region Dr.WILLIAM H. SUNDAY advises that you practice some Anal Bleaching.
Anal bleaching is just one non-invasive procedure that supports the maintainenance of your Total Colo-Rectal Beauty. Vigorous washing and aloe vera baby wipes are all TCRB components that not only help hygiene but also assist in restoring the appearance of lost elasticity and youthful innocence.
Bottoms up!
