A study found that over the last 15 years the breast size of the average American woman has swelled from a 34B cup to 36C.
D-cup breasts, it should be noted, are equivalent in weight to two small turkeys. For those of you that are vegetarian consider that to be two heads of cabbage soaked in soy milk.
As of press time, JAY-Z is still requiring that BeYONCE dress like a harlot.
Please leave the RICK JAMES ‘SuperFreak’ tee-shirt folded in the dresser, especially when you have little white girls under your arm.
Even though Mother may not have her cap tight that is still no reason for TOURE to trip.
BILLY SUNDAY has been on my azz (extra BOUTROS BOUTROS BOUTROS GHALI no homo) to shed some pounds and I will admit that my girth is one of the factors that prah’lee leads to my depression.
So yesterday BILLY sends me a composite picture of myself and ex-80’s liteskin crooner and baby daddy to DIDDY’s wifey shorty/backside model KIM PORTER.
So all I need to do is get myself back to a respectable 250lbs. and then I can be the old nigga in the club buying all the young girls drinks.
Holler!