Months ago we clowned on ALICIA KEYS for taking her buddy, KERRY on a shopping/photo-op jaunt thru the Hamptons, or South Beach or wherever men go to wear open toe sandals. I made the remark that ALICIA had a beard who has a beard and everyone laughed but I don’t think that everyone knew what I was trying to say. The term ‘beard‘ is used whenever you see someone gay or lesbian on a date with the opposite sex. Award shows and charity events are the places that you will almost always find people with their beards.
My homegirl Fresh over at Crunk and Disorderly has scooped me once again with the above photo of ALICIA KEYS and her hairy azz chest. This means that I get to use my library of CHEWBACCA the WOOKIE photos for someone else other than ASHANTI DOUGLASS.
“You don’t know my name”
