Archive for the ‘Fashion Faux Pas’ Category

BLU CHEEZ Shaves Down ASHANTI for her 30th Birthday Party

Monday, October 24th, 2005

before and after

ASHANTI (sans beard) celebrated her 35th birthday with a few close friends and a surprise guest, the website’s very own BLU CHEEZ. Here are some of the pics…

the freaks come out at nite

Do you remember the whole STEVIE J/EVE sex video scandal? Do you remember the whole AHSANTI sex video scandal? Is this just a coincidence? You be the judge. Times are hard on the boulevard: IRV GOTTI stayed with that same bottle of champagne all night.

friends again

bootlegg jay-z & beyonce

NELLY and ASHANTI hug and make up for the camera, but I think that ASHANTI can still smell EVA LONGORIA’s cooch on NELLY’s moustache.

lets get married

NELLY doffs his ‘Son of Shaft’ leather trench to reveal his new line of sports bras. Get your eagle on player

PAUL WALL’s R&B Makeover

Tuesday, October 18th, 2005

still tippin'

Houston, Texas’ very own Yuckmouth crapper PAUL WALL has gone thru a makeover from the Queer Eye crew and has now decided to become an R&B singer, filling the niche void left by JON B.

YE’ HAS A GOLDDIGGER?!?

Saturday, October 8th, 2005

who is the hater in the background?

If KANYE WEST keeps this up I will have to change the nickname we at the website had given him – KANGAY. For all the time that he has been ‘out’ we have not seen him with a lady. Not a sibling or a cousin (like your girl ALICIA KEYS does). We have never seen him pictured with a model, but he claims to bend them over on the regular. During that MTV interview with SWAY the word around the office was that KANGAY had drawn a detailed of portrait of JOHN LEGEND that he had framed.

So it wasn’t a stretch to think of KANGAY taking a page out of JAY-Z’s book a la MEMPHIS BLEEK, by keeping JOHN LEGEND. JOHN is a young lil’ sweet cutie pie too (JIM JONES ‘Harlem’ no homo).

But now these photos surface so we have to concede that maybe YE’ does like the ladies. I will also big KANYE up for his choice in accessory. Lightskin Black women with green eyes will NEVER go out of style.

now I aint sayin' she's a golddigger

chicago got milk

QUEEN For A Day…

Tuesday, October 4th, 2005

the beast

“STAR JONES must have snuck out the house with AL REYNOLD’s tiara, but we all know who the queen in that castle is!”
Crunk and Disorderly

Peep ol’ girls disturbingly parallel bustline / waistline. Someone must have forgotten to cinch that titanium-belted girdle.

LET ME FIND OUT?!?!?! vol.4

Tuesday, October 4th, 2005

checkin' for an Adam's apple

Let me find out that MARY J. BLIGE is using a transgender stage performer as her body double?!?!?!