Archive for the ‘Fashion Faux Pas’ Category

The Boot Camp Clique Chronicles…

Friday, September 7th, 2012

Why did I even do it to myself?

Why did I walk thru Century21 when I know I ain’t got no paper to burn? Just to give myself agita I suppose. That was the feeling I got when I saw these ranger boots from Timberland x Rag & Bone sitting on the rack for $120.

I kill in the black and grey versions, but I NEEEEEDS these for my winter woodsman [ll] outfit architecture.

What am I to do? Pay my bills, or get my thrills?

DEADSTOCK BACK!

Sunday, September 2nd, 2012

It’s that time of year again to pony up my server fees and pay my light bills. So naturally, Deadstock Dallas is back on the eBay system letting loose some of his rare air and fly gear.

You already know the eBay iD is fancy_pants_gangster.

Tell a friend to tell a friend.

Outfit Architecture…

Sunday, September 2nd, 2012

Just like your kicks are an essential part of the footings (foundation) to your ‘Fit, you have to also respect the rooftop of your design. Without a chapeau on top your outfit architecture might just be an open air courtyard instead of a hardbody building.

New Era is helping me take heads back to school with their composition notebook cover pro-model 5950 cap. Thankfully the MLB logo matches my true Yorker ideaology.

And then New Era freaked it with notebook paper print on the headband.

Don’t Believe The Hype…

Sunday, September 2nd, 2012

Sneakerfiends have been lining up for a retro sneaker that shouldn’t even see the light of day again. The Patrick Ewing branded basketball hightops were fugaze even when they first were released. Everyone thought that adidas (Ewing’s OG sneaker sponsor) had made a subsidiary brand just for Patrick Ewing. Until people started seeing that the box had NO adidas iDs everyone was hoodwinked.

Not me tho’. The Ewing sneakers just looked ‘Forced‘ and by that I mean a rip-off of the David Robinson hightops. Plus, the sneakers were unfresh and only dopefiends could be spotted wearing Ewing brand sneakers. Them shits reminded me of Halle Berry and Sam Jackson as crackheads in Jungle Fever.

Halle Berry was gonna suck Wesley Snipes manhood for a pair of Ewings

Here’s a couple of YouTube highlight reels with Patrick Ewing wearing those nasty Ewing sneakers…

Getting dunked on by Scottie Pippen shouldn’t be the sneaker you want to honor Patrick Ewing with. At least not for me it isn’t.

These are the ONLY Ewing sneakers I will fux with.

Olympic Champion Lifestyle…

Friday, August 31st, 2012

I went in on this I.T. for 50% off at my Polo honeycomb hideout in Manhasset. I wanted to wait for the next reduction, but I was shook that some kid just coming into the Lifestyle was gonna beat me to the register.

The funniest shit is that my cellphone doesn’t even have outgoing service right now, but I still feel like I got my priorities in order. SMH