Archive for the ‘Fashion Faux Pas’ Category

SNEAKER FIENDS UNITE!

Saturday, June 2nd, 2012

The next week will be a hypebeast sneaker fiends wet dream come to life. First, we document the lineups for the Lebron 9 Elite ‘South Beach’ and then next wek is the release of the Air Yeezy 2.

The shoe game isn’t about wearing sneakers so much anymore but capitalising on the hype generated from their release. You see what happened with Facebook’s IPO when the hype exceeded the reality?

I wonder when that moment will come to pass with kicks?

Outfit Architecture…

Friday, June 1st, 2012

The next few Outfit Architecture drops will be featuring my recent RLX pickups. Since the 2011 winter season I have had my eyes on RLX pieces and the 2012 spring line (Whitewater) is right in my adventure expedition lifestyle wheelhouse.

I copped the ‘Yosemite’ hiking jacket and the longsleeve tee.

The RLX tees are on some dynamic fit steez. I’ll prA’li need to wear a man Spanx under the tee just to contain my belly. LOL

‘Lo ankle socks and these sweet blue label olive cargos with more pockets than I can count. Part of my post-tax refund shopping spree thru the Marshall’s network. If by now you aren’t copping your ‘Lo on the low then I haven’t done a good job here at this website.

Ah man you gotta respect the fly shit and I’m talking about these New Balance ML581 joints. Please tell me you got sufficient New Bals in your archive?

I found these joints at Century21 for $50 cent. I had to copp just because they fux with this hiking theme so lovely. This outfit is gonna be a great day. Holler at me if you see me in the streets.

Modern Explorer Lifestyle…

Tuesday, May 29th, 2012

The ancient Silk Road was the route which first connected Europe with Africa and Asia. Exploration thru China is still the inspiration and motivation for this series of Polo Ralph Lauren I.T.’s that I have been featuring recently.

The Modern Explorer series is dynamically detailed to harken back to a time when Western-led expeditions ventured thru the Himalayan mountains and the valleys of the Indus River.

Marshall’s has had some of the short sleeve knits for a fraction of the MSRP. From $155 to $39.99 is the official comeup that I can’t deny. I’m set right now with pieces from this series unless I scope out some more joints for the low (‘Lo).

I found this video on YouTube detailing the overland journey of the ancient Silk Road by students from Oxford and Cambridge Universities driving LandRover trucks all the way.

FANBOYS UNITE!

Sunday, May 27th, 2012

I always give Premium Pete a hard time for going to Uniqlo every other month and buying a dozen deep cut V-neck tee shirts. Only a Fuckyberg Jenkins would wear a deep cut V-neck.

I laughed out loud when I found myself in Uniqlo looking for this novelty tee featuring Wolverine from the Avengers X-Men on the front. DAMMMMMMMN, Uniqlo is sold out!

Are there any Asian internets who FUX with me? I need this tee. BADLY.

Eagle Scout Lifestyle…

Sunday, May 20th, 2012

I’m the Eagle of the Phat Scouts.

I’m still rocking the Jordan 2012 Year Of The Dragons every chance I get. I’m mad I didn’t buy more of these high Jordan socks. They make my legs feel good.