Archive for the ‘Fashion Faux Pas’ Category

Unicorn Lifestyle…

Monday, July 4th, 2011

unicorn

Part of the allure of the lifestyle to most of us collectors is the fact that Polo Ralph Lauren will distribute certain I.T.s to a certain region or country and the superior collectors will establish a chain that allows them contact with these faraway places. This way you can bust the skullcaps of your local circle with an I.T. they didn’t even know existed.

Make sure to visit my folks at Vintage Gear Addicts for their lifestyle drops.

One of the pieces that has attained mythical status in the lifestyle culture is the 5-7 patch longbill 92 Racing cap. The debate rages on how many patches this cap actually holds. The truth is that it may very well be a custom joint from the rip. The most enlightened lifestylers have been customizing their pieces with patches from their discarded schmedium I.T.s.

This is why I love rocking Polo Ralph Lauren pieces. The culture of collectors I fux with have devised our own narrative of the lifestyle all the while understanding that Ralph Lauren’s gentility is just as made up as our own. Actually, our narrative is better because we don’t ever think we might pass for Anglo-Saxon Europeans and we are cool with that. For me, it’s all about the colorway and my own #swag.

92 racing cap

Advertising Rape Culture…

Friday, June 24th, 2011

american apparel

Sexual assaults in America are on the rise for a bevy of reasons. One of them has to be the advertising of sex in all sorts of consumer products. No one is more notorious right now then the marketers of American Apparel.

After the Random Axe show several members of the Combat Jack Show walked past an American Apparel store and felt compelled to talk about the displays and their overarching themes. Yeah, I think we were drunk too.

Brooklyn Is The Planet This Weekend…

Thursday, June 23rd, 2011

On Sunday, June 26, Brooklyn photographer Jamel Shabazz will be profiled in the world premiere of ‘Jamel Shabazz Street Photographer’. Shabazz documented Brooklyn, Harlem, and everywhere in-between during the 1980s capturing the pioneers of style, art and music who would launch an enduring worldwide cultural phenomenon.

Through Sunday, June 26, a photo exhibit of Jamel Shabazz’s work will be on display in the Natman room in the BAM Peter J Sharp building.

Screenings are at BAM Rose Cinemas located at 30 Lafayette Ave Brooklyn, NY

For tickets click here

Lawn Tennis Lifestyle…

Wednesday, June 22nd, 2011

^ This is fiyahverks!

Polo Ralph Lauren is once again the official outfitter for the annual All England Lawn Tennis and Croquet Clubs Tournament better known as the Wimbledon Championship. This is the only grand slam tennis event still played on grass. The Wimbledon Championships are 125 years old this summer. This historical milestone is perfect for Polo Ralph Lauren and the brand’s heritage aspirations.

I copped this custom fit knit when I was in Atlanta. I can squeeze in the XXL right now but, I’ll wait to rock this I.T. in August after I’ve shaved off just a few more pounds. Rocking a belly shirt es no bueno.

I was a little taken aback by the number patches on the sleeves. Polo Ralph Lauren is getting a little patch crazy. I get it as far as describing the year the shirts were produced, but that misses the point of being an item designed after the heritage of the sport. Tennis players never wear numbered jerseys.

The only shoe I will consider wearing with this knit is the adidas Rod Laver signature shoe. Naturally, the navy joint. Rod Laver pwned the Wimbledon grass back in the 1960s winning the tourney four(4) times including the year that the Polo brand was established.

Year Of The Rabbit…

Wednesday, June 22nd, 2011

yotr jordan

It wasn’t just the Internets Celebrities who decided to celebrate the YOTR but also your favorite corporations. Let’s face it, China has their shit poppin’ right now economically. They are like the Rick Ross of nation-states.

A lot of sneaker heads went in on the Air Jordan YOTR VIIs (7s) but I’m cut from a slightly different leather so I’m eyeballing the 2011s instead.

yotr jordan

I haven’t copped a pair of this year’s Air Jordan iteration and I’m a sucker for a slick package [ll]. Nike charges too much for these damn shoes NOT to put them in a decent box in case you want to deadstock them for later use.

Don’t deadstock the Internets Celebrities Year Of The Rabbit film. Wear this joint out because it will never scuff or turn yellow. Not that there’s anything wrong with a little yellow.