Archive for the ‘Fashion Faux Pas’ Category

SNEAKER FIENDS UNITE!

Saturday, January 8th, 2011

ernie p

Here MF, see if your wack ass sneaker collection can top this baby. I just ordered 3 pairs. This will put all other sneaker companies out of business. Later

Ernie Paniccioli

Ernie, these shits is wack. Where is the USB expansion slot? GTFOH!
-Dallas

SNEAKER FIENDS UNITE!

Thursday, January 6th, 2011

adb

ADB, the big homey from Switzerland was on holiday in the big city this week so we united to do some sneaker fiending.

Here’s how it all went down…

Lifestyle For The Children…

Wednesday, January 5th, 2011

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I bagged Chocolate Snowflake up years ago by showing off my collection of lifestyle apparel for children, along with the matching adult I.T.s.

When R.L. does it big he does it major.

I’m gonna have to put these joints in my archive for both Chocolate Snowflake and the baby Dallas.

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For Bally There Is No Competition…

Tuesday, January 4th, 2011

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When I was a teenager there was nothing that symbolized dopeboy swag more than a pair of Bally shoes. This is why I felt so official when I copped my first and only pair of Bally sneakers from the Fulton Street mall. Before Nike was charging fools a yard for the Air Jordan I was paying a buck for Bally tennis shoes.

The Competition is still the GOAT tennis shoe in my mind. I can’t even find a pair of them on the web to show y’all how dope they were. I did come up on this image of the classic Bally slip-on walker. These is the joints that if you stepped on his foot at the Rooftop roller rink MC Ricky D would shoot you about.

For those of you keeping score at home…

Bally >>> British Walkers >>> Clark Wallabees

That is some super OG real talk. Ask Mandela.

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HYPEBEASTS UNITE!

Tuesday, January 4th, 2011

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The zenith of aspirations inside of the sneaker culture is the Air Jordan brand. Artists and designers are still inspired to create new designs for the brand despite the fact that the player who made these shoes famous has long since retired from p[laying basketball in the shoes.

In the early days of Air Jordan hype it was reported that people would be willing to kill someone to acquire a pair. There should be a salute to the marketers of these shoes that even after a quarter of a century people are still believing the hype.

Shout out to the editor of that nightly news clip. Too bad NYC doesn’t get as buckwild as Humble, Texas. I guess that’s cause most people in NYC stopped believing the hype.

The Air Jordan XIII ‘Playoffs’ will be dropping in a few weeks. I’ll beast for these joints with a Sneaker Fiends Unite video documentary.

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