Archive for the ‘Hollyweird’ Category

SNEAKER FIENDS UNITE!

Wednesday, December 22nd, 2010

worlds finest

Check out my latest S.F.U. video on SneakerTUBE.tv featuring my World’s Finest pack Dunks along with my newest ‘Funk’ Dunks.

SneakerTUBE.tv is growing by leaps and bounds as collectors and fans alike register and post their videos showing off their hearts and soles.

The Greatest Show On Earth…

Sunday, December 19th, 2010

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Michael Vick is the unofficial and most likely unacknowledged MVP of the NFL. He is single-handedly the greatest show on Earth. He is like Vince Carter mixed with Cliff Lee and a side order of Pele. Vick commands all the attention when he is on the football field and this allows his teammates to be great if they want to be. And DeSean Jackson WANTS to be great too.

The DP.com Pick ‘Em Football Pool is also unofficially over at this point. LM has been in first place since week 1 for the first wire-to-wire win in the DP.com pool. I rallied to make it look closer than it was but I’ve fallen back to my 5 correct weekly pick ways. Congrats to LM and to everyone else that stuck it out until the end (which still has two week remaining).

If Yahoo allows me to start over for the playoffs we’ll get that pool poppin’ off as well. Stay tuned Internets.

vick

Back To The Future…

Sunday, December 12th, 2010

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Dr.Dre’s latest single from the near mythical proposed album ‘Detox’ is being met with mostly guffaws not at the music but at Dre’s choice of apparel. It’s not like he didn’t pioneer the extra-fitted double-breasted look twenty something years ago. Why switch your pitch if it can still get your plate out? Mangled baseball metaphor aside, the new single ‘Kush’ is a return to the formula that the Doctor has perfected.

Posse cuts?

Ghostwriters?!

Nate Dogg?!?

All of this is the chemistry that Dr.Dre mixes into his best music, along with the dopest drum tracks and piano riffs out the ass [ll]. You can act like you won’t fux with ‘Kush’, but if you leave your mom’s basement anytime in the next two weeks and find yourself in the club you best believe you will be bobbing your head to this track.


‘Kush’


‘Parental Discretion Iz Advised’
The bassline and masterful intro from the D.O.C. makes this track. D.O.C. even had enough verses in his rhymebook to make Dre sound nice with his. This shit still bangs hard after 20 years in the tapedeck. Are you peeping the piano plucks?


‘The Chronic’
This is emo rap in case any of y’all didn’t know. Dr.Dre rhymes about the breakup of his relationship [ll] with Eazy-E on top of a classic P-Funk bassline. Bernie Worrell inspired synth keys roll around in the background. Are you bobbing your head yet?


‘Still D.R.E.’
The drumkick is razor sharp. The synth bass is sublime. But above all the piano licks are supreme. And Jay’s pen is the frosting on top. Put this joint in rap’s top 100 all time tracks.


‘The Next Episode’
Hard. Body.

Dr.Dre’s jackets are still tight.

And so are his tracks.

‘Nuff said

Detox Is That Tron Legacy Rap…

Saturday, December 11th, 2010

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Sometimes I hear a song on my laptop and I quickly dismiss it for basura. When I hear that same song again on a sound system it feels like I am hearing it for the first time. That is how this Dr.Dre track ‘Kush’ is blowing over me [ll]. Over the internets I gave it the KanYe shrug but in the club I was doing my two step.

The video seems like the song should have been included on the Tron Legacy soundtrack. Dr.Dre’s futuristic production is darker and more haunting than Timbaland’s lighthearted laserbeam logarhythms. And I ain’t mad at all.

BluCheezTV Casting Call…

Monday, December 6th, 2010

doooooom!

I fell thru the Marshall’s on 125th Street this weekend and I spotted some of the Transformers: Animated Series figures on clearance.

I’m not exactly sure what the next project is going to be but you can bet your lunch you will be seeing some robots getting it innnnnnn[ll].

Hail Megatron!

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