Exhibit C is rapidly becoming the ‘A Milli’ of 2010 with literally everyone and their mama jumping at the chance to make a remix.
For this rendition the popular song displays a different kind of tan, like the one you get on the Jersey shore…
JustBlaze – ‘Exhibit G, F, & P (Guido Fist Pump)
Shouts to my dude Fats
The women are finally getting theirs and everyone is all fuxed the fux up about it. Why can’t women get their rocks off, no matter how old they are? I watched Sophia Loren at the Golden Globes the other night and I’ll be damned if my manhood didn’t get piqued at the sight of her big ol’ dusty boobs. So what if only powdered milk is coming out of those nipples? I’m down to add water and put that in my oatmeal. Menopause is like God’s way of saying “now you can hit that raw playboy”. And who doesn’t like it raw?
Women’s sexuality is the scariest shit in the world. It’s almost as scary as angry young Black males. Add a women’s sexuality to an angry, young Black males energy and you have a national emergency. Jim Crow laws specifically punished white women and Black men from intermarrying so we wouldn’t have a bunch of Barack Obamas and Tiger Woods running around the country.
Tiger Woods is gonna go to rehab in order to keep him from smashing new twat? That is the mistake. He needs rehab in order to help him pick and choose some official beatboxes. No more babysitters or waitresses. It’s time for Tiger to start fuxing actresses and actual supermodels. If I had his paper I wouldn’t still be eating off the ‘Dollar Menu’. There are 40yr old, and 50yr old chicks out there as bad as shit and they know how to keep their under the sheets biz discreet like a motherfuxer. Keep in mind the added benefits of menopause.
We are tumbling headfirst towards Hell and a handbasket. I say that Tiger Woods should fux whoever he wants. I say that women should fux whoever they wants. People trying to have sex isn’t my problem. Not having money IS my problem. If Tiger’s libido and middle-aged pussy can fix the economy then let’s add that shit to this stupid ass healthcare bill.
^ Put THIS Mark in the Hall Of Fame!
The New York Jets head coach REX RYAN is the most refreshing postgame interview since Dennis Green was a head coach. The Jets are going to have to show up bigtime for their contest against the San Diego Chargers this weekend. If they get merc’ked by the white hot Chargers Rex Ryan will look like a fool.
I was wondering if the Jets had called in one of their former defensive stars to give the team a pregame pep talk. Mark Gastineau was one of the most exciting and enigmatic characters to ever play professional football. That was saying a lot too considering the fact that there was another special player on the other side of the Hudson River in Lawrence Taylor.
Gastineau played alongside several great players on the Jets defensive line, namely Hall Of Fame defensive tackle Joe Klecko. This allowed Gastineau to excel at pass rushing from the end position [ll]. What drove everyone crazy about Mark Gastineau was the excessive celebration that he performed whenever he tackled a quarterback or running back behind the line of scrimmage.
Mark Gastineau had this routine called a ‘Sack Dance’ and it was just some frenetic, random celebration that had no rhyme or reason. The Gastineau celebration was at its most ridiculous on third and long plays when the opposing offense would be forced to punt the ball afterwards. The NFL had to sack his dance after a melee erupted when Gastineau performed his dance after beating HOF tackle Jackie Slater.
I think Gastineau would be a great motivational speaker to this Jets team to remind them that the future is now and to play every down with reckless abandon. And a big goofy smile.
Atlanta sneaker fiends get another one…
Midtown Comics is having a 30% Off sale on back issues and action figures just in time for my paycheck so after I pay my late and past due bills I will surreptitiously put myself back on the poverty wheel, but I will have that Stealth Iron Man in my archive so don’t worry about me.
The real score at Midtown may be the Ralph McQuarrie Star Wars concept character designs that Hasbro made into action figures. The box sets were about $40 apiece the last time I floated thru Midtown. What’s 30% off of $40? Hmmm, still not too affordable yet, especially since AJ Wright is selling figures for $3.99 a pop. Amadeo, check your mailbox for an Imperial Stormtrooper and a Rebel Vanguard Trooper.
Speaking of Stormtroopers… My homeslice threw me this adidas link to show me the shoes that should have been part of the adidas x Star Wars pack. These joints are made for the sport of archery. The kicks are husky but I wouldn’t put them on a Stormtrooper. Memo to adidas: Back to the drawing board you losers.
