Archive for the ‘Hollyweird’ Category

Lightsaber Rap For The Win…

Monday, August 31st, 2009

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I finally figured out what Jay-Z was up to with the concept of the Blueprint 3.

Lightsaber rap.

When I first heard the leaked song ‘Ghetto Techno’ I thought that Jay-Z was coming out with Sprockets Rap which is also futuristic just not as lightspeed traveling as lightsaber rap.

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Sure Sprockets Rap is accompanied with a laser light show and we know that Jay-Z loves lasers, but he also fux with Natalie Portman who we all know is Queen Amidala who was smitten by the charismatic, talented and agressive Anakin Skywalker.

Anakin Skywalker could have been the greatest Jedi ever, but he wanted it all no matter what the cost to others. Kind of like who you become when you sell crack cocaine to the people that you live with.

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Wanting rewards with no consideration of the consequences to others is surely the path to the dark side (natch).

So when the Imperial Grand Moffs, more popularly known as the t.I.’s who run Live Nation, contracted Jay-Z with that handsome $150 million bounty I think he fully embraced the idea of being the Bossk of this rap shit.

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That is where the H8rZ track comes in. Can’t you hear the lasers and lightsabers in the background dueling one another? I hear that shit, but I am also from the future.

When Jay-Z spits his verse on that fast rap shit he becomes one of the best rappers in the galaxy. The force is powerful in this dude.

Too bad he turned on Jaz-O like Anakin did on Obi-Wan.

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Podcasting For the King Of Pop…

Monday, August 31st, 2009

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The good vibes I took back home with me from the MJ celebration helped me make this latest podcast.

You will never lose when you use music from MICHAEL JACKSON.

Had I put on the elbow pads and shinguards this joint would have been even better.

A Party Fit For The King…

Monday, August 31st, 2009

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Happy New Year MICHAEL JACKSON!

The celebration that Brooklyn gave to MICHAEL JACKSON for his birthday was fit for a king. Better still THE KING. The sun peeked its face onto the thousands of people gathered in Prospect Park’s great meadow. Some will even say it was the humidity and dehydration that had some of Brooklyn’s most notorious hard rock gangsta’s passing out on the great lawn but I know better. The spirit of MICHAEL JACKSON came down to Brooklyn. He should have felt right at home.

Spreading love is definitely the Brooklyn way and it looked like the entire Brooklyn showed up for the party.

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SPIKE LEE didn’t just put his weight behind this event. He actually showed up and kicked it.

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DJ Spinna isn’t new to this, he is very true to this. Are you ready to jam extra hard before Jouvert this upcoming weekend? Then make sure you are in the building for the KeiStar Productions MICHAEL JACKSON vs. PRINCE shindig. Believe you me it is the ONLY way to prep your dancing legs for the West Indian Day parade.

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Fux what you heard, for the past 30 years and counting Fab 5 Freddy has been the mayor of New York City.

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ADEMOLA MOTOROLA!

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Yooj in the building. Rocking the Goretex waterproof Dunk 1-pieces. Sneaker Fiends Unite!

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Jay Smooth what up?!?

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FRITZ what up?!?

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DEJUAN what up?!?

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HENRY is an NYC nightclub dancefloor legend and an MJ choreographer from the ‘Remember The Time’ video.

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Bazaar Royale and his beautiful wife DJ BEVERLY BOND. The bonus in this image was that sister in the black leggings in the background. Big ass Brooklyn backsides for the win. Chea!

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Brooklyn stays wylin’ and stylin’ on ’em.

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Can you feel it? Can you feel it? CAN YOU FEEL IT?!?


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MICHAEL JACKSON impersonators were in their absolute glory. I never understood the fascination that some people had with dressing up like Elvis. It all made sense to me on this day. The MJ impersonators were singing and dancing and making us happy with the memory of MJ. There was nothing weird about them. They were actually very magical. Just like the day was.

The Sweetest Supremacy…

Tuesday, August 25th, 2009

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All this talk about what is, and what is not racism has whet my appetite for some good ol’ fashioned supremacy programming (read: cartoons). Animation is the OG form of socialization through stereotypical propaganda. Leave it to Cartoon Network to be the vanguard for the counterprogramming, or at least the equal opportunity of race offenders.

Have you tuned in to Adult Swim’s SquidBillies yet? It might be the funniest show on television second only to Curb Your Enthusiasm. SquidBillies makes me laugh out my face. The main characters are bigoted squids. They call white people “chalkies”. SquidBillies could only be made by someone very drunk, or very high, or very both.

Then there is the Minoriteam. This shit is reeeeeederkulous. It only lasted one season because it was too smart and too pointed. One of the superpowers of the Black character was to be able to charm the pants off of white women. Yes, the shit is filled with the stereotypes that minority people have railed against and in this show it is those stereotypes that have become the superpowers of the lead characters.

Racism only poisons those that recognize it and try to use it to their advantage but we all knew that already. Unfortunately, racists don’t watch enoough cartoons so that can’t know that we are laughing at them. One day in the future the aliens or the robots or a combination of the two wrest control of this planet from the racists I hope they have a sense of humor and put Minoriteam back on the air. Word to Balactus.

Half A Dozen Cousin…

Friday, August 21st, 2009

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Six podcasts in and we won’t stop, because we can’t stop.

And here are the previous five(5) joints for your amusements…


DPodcast #1


DPodcast #2


DPodcast #3


DPodcast #4


DPodcast #5