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DNA = Do Not Ask…

Monday, April 20th, 2009

dna

I can’t blame any of y’all for keeping your mouths quiet as kept women.

Shit is crazy right now in the game.

What game?

How the hell should I know what game?!?

The Federal Bureau of Investigation along with several states have increased the parameters for which they will extract DNA from people. It used to be just for sexual crimes and homicides, but now they are taking samples from people who write bad checks and immigrants.

Basically poor people.

I can only imagine the abuses (read: real uses) for creating this overwhelming DNA database. This might be how they prevent me from going to the moon. You do know that the spaceships taking people to the moon will use DNA readers?

Even less people will be allowed to go to Mars.

I can’t believe you didn’t already know this?

SSSNIKT!!!

Sunday, April 19th, 2009

wolvie

Props to Dirty Jerz for the headline.

I O.D.’d on Wolverine this weekend thanks to my connect JaiSlayer. I’ve had the Wolverine vs. Hulk cartoon and the X-Men Origins: Wolverine movie on constant rewind. Both joints are must see films if you fux with the X-Men some kind of way.

While the cartoon is definitely for a younger audience the movie is also going to appeal to younger fans of the X-Men, especially those of us that have no recollection of the historical canon that established the Logan/Wolverine character. I typically don’t mind when moviemakers fux with some of the details in a character’s history. Just as long as they don’t fux with the essence of the character.

Wolverine is still a bad ass in the film even though he doesn’t kill too many villains on screen. You get the feeling that he would do some of the crazy shit he says he’ll do if you get in his way. HUGH JACKMAN has been one of the truest portrayals in the previous X-Men movies. In this film he is almost relegated to a supporting character role. LIEV SCHREIBER is that good as Sabretooth.

Everybody cast for this film did a great job. Even Will.I.Am in the role of the mutant Kestrel was surprisingly good. The ret-conned storyline for Deadpool was the only facet that was a little annoying to me. I still can’t wait to watch this film on the big screen. Marvel Comics is bringing a nice little storyline together between Iron Man, The Hulk and Wolverine. I think Captain America will be a nice addition to this thread. The Avengers movie will be off the effin’ chain.

The Wolverine vs. Hulk cartoon was dope as hell. We get a bit of background on the Weapon X program as well as a look at the revisioned Team X. With all the ret-conning that takes place now as comics are converted into motion picture media I just look at each chapter as a story unto itself. I can’t get too upset when characters are given revised origins so long as they don’t make the characters into some cornball children’s mascot. Wolverine handing out flowers?!? No fucking way.

wolvie

Rising Up @ The Highline…

Wednesday, April 15th, 2009

roots jam

I have to give a shout out to Chocolate Snowflake the boss behind the scenes with the same dreams and schemes to rub some sunshine on our faces in all kinds of different places.

My lady was the pre-game last night before I took a whole rainsoaked quest through New York City culminating with the company of the almighty cool ?uestlove and the amazing legendary Roots crew.

Black Thought, Dice Raw, Joe Budden, and Melanie Fiona tore shit asunder. Brooklyn’ Tanya Morgan represented. Stay tuned today for the drop titled ‘Official Spaceship Status’ = Roots Jam @ Highline.

Official white boys with WBW were in effect. Highline is classy, drinks are a little pricey ($10 for Stoli virginal water and pineapple juice), but the bartenders get heavier hands on your return. Highline is pushing the folks at SOB’s to the brink I think. Definitely for Hip-Hop shows. Solangetay in the building.

roots jam

Oh shit internets! Who is a sexier MILF than Solangetay?

Tahiry?

roots jam

Tahiry also in the building of course holding down Joe B. But I don’t think she can be classified as a MILF until she and Budden get married.

Before that was some dope Nike sportswear joint. DAVID WRIGHT of the Mets sat with CHRIS ISENBERG and was exposed for being a New York athlete that just wants to sacrifice everything to win, and then party his ass off. I think I will enjoy the Mets season this year especially their encounters with my new home city Philadelphia.

Wowzers internets!

OH NO HE DI’NT!?!

Monday, April 13th, 2009

bruno

Oh yes he did!

SACHA BARON COHEN returns to expose the underbelly of American society as only he can. First there was Borat, now we have Bruno. Someone better order extra fishsticks.

Extreme No Boutros Boutros BOOOOOUTROS to this trailer.

PRINCE vs. MICHAEL JACKSON…

Friday, April 10th, 2009

soul slam

And fishsticks for everyone.

One of my favorite KeiStar Productions parties is going down tonight.

The Prince vs. Michael Jackson event is like a dance party NYC club kid reunion. I always see folks I haven’t seen since forever. I’m sure tonight will be no different.

The music features all the dance classics from the gloved wonder and his acolytes like Janet, Jermaine and Justin. Then there is Prince and his revolutionary army. Morris Day hasn’t sounded this good in twenty years.

You may not have danced this hard in two decades either so take it easy. The party goes deep into the a.m.

SATURDAY April 11, 2009

KeiStar Productions Presents…

* SOUL SLAM (XIII) *

PRINCE vs. MICHAEL JACKSON

w/ DJ SPINNA & special guest PRINCE’s own DJ RASHIDA

@ BLVD (Crash Mansion)

199 Bowery (Between Spring & Rivington Sts) NYC

DOORS 10PM-4AM / $20 Advance Tickets / $15 Pre-Sales SOLD OUT / 21 & Over- ID Required

Tix Available Now @ Brown Paper Tickets

This year, SOUL SLAM (Part 13) will be ochestrated by the incomparable DJ SPINNA w/ special guest PRINCE’s own, DJ RASHIDA!

DJ Spinna’s masterful artistry defines the event SOUL SLAM where he seamlessly lays down track after track from both Prince’s and MJ’s extensive music catalogues creating an enjoyable frenzy on the dance floor. DJ Spinna has remixed Michael Jackson tracks and has released compilations of both artists.

DJ Rashida has become an integral part of Prince’s live performance, touring around the world with the mega-star as well as spinning at all of his private parties. DJ Rashida will spin a special set at this year’s SOUL SLAM.