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A Tale Of Two Cities…

Friday, February 6th, 2009

lebreez

I have tried to withstand all the LeBRON JAMES hype that has been generated during this NBA season. The Association is too deft at finding ways to attract me whether it is visceral or emotional. They have a talented athlete celebrity who appears to be the complete package [ll]. All I can say about LeBRON’s performance against the Knicks is that it surpassed ShowBee BRYANT’s 61 points because LeBRON achieved a triple double. Not even a JASON KIDD triple double, but a WILT CHAMBERLAIN triple double.

LeBRON and KOBE are clearly two diametrically opposed forces on a collision course in June called the NBA Finals. If anything else were to happen I would immediately tune out from basketball and devote my full attentions to the Mets championship run with MANUEL RAMIREZ batting cleanup. If the Association knows whats good for them they will bring TIM DONAGHY back just to insure that we are treated to this special finals match up.

I believe that KOBE will eat LeBRON’s food in the Finals. First off, LeBRON has the funnier commercials, but KOBE has the better ad spots. LeBRON doesn’t have fast food ads that were as dope as pre-rape KOBE’s were. LeBRON is telegenic and the whole nine, but KOBE is an ice cold assassin who just doesn’t give a fuck. And more than anything else he wants a title to put his middle finger up to SHAQ.

LeBRON may be the lion king of the the NBA jungle but KOBE is the tiger. The lion knows that it has no predators whereas the tiger sees everything as its enemy. The tiger knows that its time here is short so it kills at will everything on sight. KOBE is from Philadelphia and he knows a thing or two about having the eye of the tiger just like Rocky Balboa did. LeBRON just doesn’t seem to have to battle against that same self doubt that challenges KOBE.

LeBRON knows that we know he is great, and he is happy with that.

KOBE is never happy.

More Bounce To The Ounce…

Thursday, February 5th, 2009

jessica simpson

Fools have lost their mind if they think JESSICA SIMPSON ain’t stil sexy. Sheeeeid, she became more sexy if you ask me. When she was all slim you know how some people would have lost their minds if they saw a guy like me walking down the street with a girl like her? Now that she has a few curves those same people would leave us alone since they are stuck on TAYLOR SWIFT.

Winnnnntime!

Guess what party people? The part that counts is on the inside. I’m not talking about her heart, or her generous spirit. I’m talking about her vagina. You know what kind of business you will be in once JESSICA’s stuff gets moist? You might could drown in that love if you ain’t a good swimmer when you are wearing her thighs like earmuffs. Fools need to stop sleeping on the thick chicks.

CAPTAIN BILLY SUNDAY’s PIRATE RADIO PODCAST

Friday, January 16th, 2009

biggie

Enjoy the start of your weekend with the sample sources of some of Hip-Hop’s greatest hits.

If you are going out to see the B.I.G. biopic pease make sure to turn off your cellphones.

SNEAKER FIENDS UNITE!

Friday, January 9th, 2009

boba fett

If you think my sneaker stannery has some limit then you don’t even know the half. My shit is out there in the effin’ cosmos. I touch down on Earth every so often just to update this blog before I blast off again. There is nothing on my geek radar I go more apeshit for than Star Wars. If I have the opportunity to combine Star Wars x sneakers then I am happier than a clam is pesce poop.

I bought the NIKE SB’s that dropped in the fall that are being called the Boba Fett’s. I like them enough, but they made me really try to think about whether or not Boba Fett would wear them. I realized that Boba Fett was too bad ass futuristic for a pair of SB Dunk His. Don’t get me wrong, these kicks are awesome and the whole nine, but when you are talking about Boba Fett you are referring to the baddest Mandalorian bounty hunter of all tme. Sheeeeeit, the entire Imperial infantry was cloned from his DNA

boba fett

So this begs the question… “What would Boba Fett wear?”

First off, it has to be hardbody futuristic for roaming the far reaches of the galaxy and the outer rim. [ll] to searching through the outer rim. Secondly, the shoes would have to comfortable since Boba Fett never gets undressed. Not even to deuce. His solid waste products are filtered into his jetpack as fuel. Boba Fett just redrinks his liquid waste. I told you sonn was hardbody.

This is a look at Boba Fett’s actual footwear. When I say actual I mean the shit that he wears to kick other people’s asses in. I wouldn’t be surprised if Boba Fett had a blaster in the toeplate. That is the future.

boba feet

When I saw these NIKE Air Bakin shoes retro’d in a cool grey and slate colorway I knew I found the kicks that the most feared bounty hunter in the galaxy would rock. If he were into that sort of thing. My lone customization from these pictures is that I replaced the white barrel rolled laces with slate joints so that you don’t even see them over the shoes vamp.

The best part is that Vault Harlem let me use my Jedi Force powers for the super discount.

boba fett

boba fett

boba fett

pix swag-jacked from NiceKicks.com

MARVEL COMICS STAYS WINNING…

Friday, January 2nd, 2009

wolvie

After Wolverine’s movie drops only FRANK MILLER can save DC Comics now…