Here’s a preview from LINDSAY LOHAN’s new clothing line.
She calls these leggings the Mr. President.
What kind of work could MONICA LEWINSKY have put in wearing a pair of these?
via OhWord
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Functionality In Fashion…
Wednesday, July 16th, 2008Selling Millions, Earning Bupkus…
Sunday, July 13th, 2008
There’s a tiny little piece on LYLE LOVETT a/k/a the former Mr. JULIA ROBERTS at MSNBC online. LOVETT has sold 4.6 million albums and he claims to have not made a dime from those sales.
WTF?!?
If LYLE LOVETT has over four and a half million albums sold and is still in the red what does that mean for some of these rappers who haven’t totaled one-quarter of that yet claim to be reaching their status as millionaires from the record business? I think we all know the deal about that now.
LOVETT considers his albums as promotional tools for his live shows.
His record label must feel the same way and that is why they pocket all the money his album sales generate. They must consider that their promotional fee.
Being a musician is a great way to go broke.
SNEAKER FIENDS UNITE!
Thursday, July 10th, 2008
Since I am on a futuristic kick this week I figured why not talk about some futuristic kicks. As usual, the swoosh brand is the leader of the pack with a Quickstrike release of Air Max called The Running Man pack.
Twenty years ago the movie ‘The Running Man’ described a futuristic dystopia where contestants of a highly rated game show had to run for their lives to escape the grasp of bloodthirsty executioners called “hunters”.
You might do a good job of running with a pair of these funky Air Max 90 on your feet. NIKE collaborated with a few streetwear designers to come up with these crazy colorways. Trust me, these look waaaay better in person.
The colorway of these Air Max 95 appears to have been inspired by the corporate chump mockneck look of JESSE VENTURA. The Air Max 95 is one of NIKE’s supremely iconographic designs. The details I like on these shoes are the the use of textile materials, Kevlar I believe, on the mudguard. The clear gum outsole is a nice touch on a subtle note. These joints here are straight flavor for your instep.
DP Dot Com Does The Running Man…
Thursday, July 10th, 2008
Where the hell is Dart at? He would be that dude to say he knew ‘The Running Man’ was originally written by STEPHEN KING. I did not know that for real. It makes sense in hindsight with all the sadistic themes and the lack of faith in society to rise above its own depravity. I just never pictured KING books to translate so perfectly into classic action movies.
Let’s also agree that ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER’s star power also made this movie a classic. Sonn pwned the 1980’s as far as blockbuster films were concerned. I will bet you any amount of money that he will run for president one day on the strength of his filmography. I will be voting for his anti-christ ass too. Did any of you em-effs see ‘Total Recall‘? Thank you.
The Running Man is another movie where we see that corrupt profit driven corporations clearly administer the duties of the government. In this case we have a single broadcast network that acts as the government’s press secretary. Kind of like how Fox News does right now. Complete with video editors and graphic artists to make sure that the government’s message is properly filtered to keep the populace uninformed. These movies are hilarious timecapsules in the sense that they forecasted how politricks would be played in the future. Guess what party people? Now IS the future.
SCHWARZENEGGER plays the role of a police officer who is framed for the deaths of innocent, unarmed protesters. He manages to escape from the prison he is sent to with the help of my main man YAPHET KOTTO who wears this ridonkulous JAMES BROWN wig. Blacks in the future have it as bad as Blacks do now. Look at blind ass Jordi from Star Trek, or that Black dude from Star Trek with the turtle shell on his forehead. I should be happy about YAPHET KOTTO’s busted wig since there were virtually no Black men in ‘Firefly’ and none whatsoever in ‘BattleStar Galactica’. My bad sonn, there was that jig Cylon.
SCHWARZENEGGER gets re-apprehended when he returns to the quote unquote civilization. This is when the corrupt television broadcasting corporation places him on their sadistic prime time show which has convicts attempt to escape termination from various armed “hunters”. This is classic SCHWARZENEGGER good shit as he fills the arena with testosterone and witty punchlines (literally) in his trademark butchered english accent. He delivers lines from his previous films as he terminates the hunters one by one. I enjoy his exchanges with co-star MARIA CONCHITA-ALONSO who manages to have as bad an accent as ARNOLD. You almost need subtitles when they are on screen together.
There is so much ass-kicking that you wouldn’t believe it and there is a bevy of top-shelf B-list action movie stars. JESSE VENTURA finds a wig worse than YAPHET KOTTO’s and JIM BROWN sports a frosted flattop. Incidentally, JIM BROWN hasn’t run for governor of any state yet. I just wanted to mention that. He gets his shit blowed the fuck up at the end. Just so you know this movie gets bloody and violent. The bloodlust belongs to the movie viewers as much as the characters on the screen. The society described in ‘The Running Man’ is where we exist now. The future is now and you better get ready to run.
SEPARATED AT BIRTH: ATLiens…
Monday, July 7th, 2008
Knickerbocker nemesis REGGIE MILLER = Jabba the Hutt weedcarrier Bib Fortuna
Mighty Healthy’s 40 DAWG gets into the S.A.B. act.
This reminds me that I need to rock my Mighty healthy gear this week.