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ego trip Goes All In [ll]…

Monday, April 14th, 2008

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Was I wrong to ask the question, “What if ego trip isn’t built to put another hit on television?”

Let’s face it… These niggas have had a massive run breaking down this rap shit for the masses. Maybe the jig was up for these jigs?

No sooner did my drop hit the internets yesterday before I get a call from E DUBBZ a/k/a YN a/k/a I’m riatch biatch! a/k/a fuck it you know that nigga.

Okay, fine, I will be watching this shit tonight in real time and not on my DVR.

FYI, I now live in the men’s shelter on Bedford and Atlantic.
I get my internets on at the library on Franklin.

More ego tripping on the webs!

ELLIOTT WILSON x UNKUT

Miss Rap Supreme
10pm @ Vh-1
TONIGHT!

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Comic Book Nerds Unite!

Tuesday, April 8th, 2008

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I’ve got a handful of DP Dot Com Superman DVD packs to give away for FREE.

If you were ever a fan of the great NEAL ADAMS books or even the later JOHN BYRNE series leave me a comment.

This is just the start of the Superhero Summer here at DallasPenn.com

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BattleStar Is Back…

Saturday, April 5th, 2008

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The best series on cable television for the past three years (fuck a Wire) is back for its FINAL season. ‘BattleStar Galactica‘ is like watching ‘Star Wars’ mashed up with ‘Melrose Place’ with a side order of ‘Law & Order’. Shit is that good. Plus, you don’t need premium cable to watch this joint.

The Sci-Fi Channel debuted the latest BattleStar episode last night and beforehand Spike TV was broadcasting ‘Star Wars: The Phantom Menace’. So you already know that my ass was in the house instead of running the streets chasing down some happy hour with the Bridge and Tunnel crowd.

The first episode of the new season picks up with the return of Starbuck to Galactica. Everybody doesn’t trust her since she was gone for two months. The remaining humans still have a distrust fear of the Cylons and rightfully so since the the Cylons are into merc’king humans. It turns out that some of the Cylons are actually high ranking officials in the human fleet. The indian chick that is the assistant to the president is a Cylon now. Cylons make sure that they bag up all the hot broads.

My favorite Cylon now is Boomer. I liked #6 at first, but now that Boomer is a Cylon I like her more. First off, you know how domestic asian women are with that whole foot-binding thing they do. Can you imagine then an asian robot woman? That’s like getting a geisha to the tenth power. GRACE PARK, whether you are human or Cylon, you are the reason I keep a bottle of Burt’s Bees lotion on my bathroom sink.

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