Archive for the ‘Fanboy Ish’ Category

NYC Says Hello To ‘Melo…

Thursday, February 24th, 2011

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Calm down kids…

You can understand in the land of unmitigated hype how the trade that brings Carmelo Anthony to MSG also brings some unchecked expectations. We are really gonna need a center or a bonafide big man on the block grabbing boards. Amar’e Stoudemire fouled out in the fourth quarter with four only rebounds.

If the Knicks were a rebound by committee team like the Riley/Van Gundy era we might be able to really make some noise in the watered down Eastern Conference. Since only Boston and Miami actually believe in themselves these Knicks might could sneak into the divisional round of the tourney, but somebody other than the guards better start grabbing boards.

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But for tonight, the atmosphere was off the chain. I found myself lurking around the garden to see if I could catch something for the second half. No dice on a ducat. The Association’s buzz right now is on a trillion. The trade of Deron Williams to the Nets nearly stole the thunder from ‘Melo’s debut.

‘Melo def lived up to the hype by scoring 27 points even if it took him an Iverson-ish 25 attempts. I’ll give him a pass on the poor field goal percentage since he also secured 10 rebounds during his time on the floor. I’m starting to see the vision that Donnie Walsh, the Knicks general manager, was formulating this past summer The Knicks are almost there. All they need is a little Dontrevius on the sideline.

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SNEAKER FIENDS UNITE!

Wednesday, February 23rd, 2011

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Pitchers and catchers [ll] are back to work.

So the question I’m asking you sneakerfiends is… WWKGJD?

What Would Ken Griffey Jr. Do?

Be a swingman [ll].

KanYe Only Used Some Of The Lights…

Tuesday, February 22nd, 2011

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KanYe’s latest album is filled with so many talented collaborations that I thought he would make sure his visuals contained that same global perspective. Instead he takes the song which along with ‘Lost In The World’ has the best universal sound and makes a very narrow-eyed video.

Sure Rihanna has nice tits, but I can’t get past that silly red wig. She looks like the Wendy’s fast food restaurant chain mascot’s bastard child. Hype Williams is skating on his rep at this point by copying the conventions of other people’s videos.

I hope KanYe goes back to his arthouse ambitions for the next video.

This pop art shit is wacksauce.

SNEAKER FIENDS UNITE!

Monday, February 21st, 2011

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Raekwon featuring Ghostface Killah – ‘Rainy Dayz’

Make sure you are rockin’ the right New Balance on a rainy day.

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The grey 574 is an all-time supreme classic holy grail status sneaker so how couldn’t the 3/4 version be just as official?

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The First Avenger…

Monday, February 21st, 2011

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2011 is going to be the summer of the Marvel Studios blockbusters. THOR is going to be epic. How can it not be? It’s storyline is already based on the myths of the Norse gods. Captain America is going to be everlasting epicness. I mean, what myth could be greater than the great white hope? Especially with how Marvel Studios has been connecting all of their film properties with comicbook references and cameo shots.

Don’t be surprised to see Wolverine in this movie. He and Cap have history. Most of it not so pleasant.

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I heard that Cap’s old time sidekick Bucky will be in the flick, not on some Batman and Robin steez, but more on some grown man shit.

Red Skull too FTW!

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I’d like to see Cap merc’k some HYDRA agents like he did to Baron Blood back when John Byrne was penciling his comicbook.

I don’t know if Disney would allow the heartless Captain America to hit the screen but I have hopes.

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