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DP2FTV FTW!

Monday, February 15th, 2010

sony webbie

The Dallas Penn web video movement is about to re-commence as soon as Friday (payday). The video camera I bought didn’t have a memory stick with the device so I have to copp one of those joints from a camera store.

I’m hyped to get back behind the lens and finish the work we started a few years ago. Its going to be better than Mtv because its EFF teevee. I need to get a haircut tho’ so y’all don’t mistake me for the wolfman (no Benicio Del Toro).

Get hype internets. We are going back to adidas to see what’s really good with that Star Wars shit. We are going back to our fanboy videos for DOOM and Kid Cudi. We are going back on the streets.

SNEAKER FIENDS UNITE!

Sunday, February 14th, 2010

megatron

All hail Megatron!

I came up on this deluxe Transformer at the Marietta Wal-Mart around momdukes ATL crib. It is called the Shadow Blade Megatron. Shit was dope and it was reduced to $10 from the $29.99 original price.

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I just peeped these sick Air Max 1’s the the boy RTHSTN created at Nike iD.

I forgot how clean and crisp the OG Air Max style is. The lines are just so smooth and defined. These joints remark the Shadow Blade Megatron figure. I might have to get these done just to put them on ice in a box with my transformer.

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DP MetroCard Madness…

Saturday, February 13th, 2010

mta

I’m about to GO IN partypeople.

I’m about to stretch an unlimited Metrocard to the limits. The MetroCard allows access to MTA buses and subways and this includes the Long Island bus routes as well as the Bee Line bus routes in lower WestChester.

The second part of this mission of madness was inspired by A.J. Wright’s ‘Final Clearance’ sale which is granting 50% off items that bear a yellow clearance ticket. I just bought four (4) Air Jordan warm up jackets for $5 apiece. I gave one to Premium Pete, one is being to shipped to SlumBeezy for his DP.comtributions and I still have two(2) to fux around with.

Today’s mission finds me on the hunt for those bombproof Timbs. They were on yellow tag clearance for $21 so if I find a pair in the size I want they will be $10.50 and that is making me in-FUXING-sane. The idea of coming up on armageddon-proof Timberland boots for less than the price of a movie ticket has inspired me to undertake this journey.

The first leg will find me on the N4 Long Island bus starting from the Freeport hub.

The N4 will leave me in Jamaica, Queens at the E train station Parsons/Archer Aves.

The E train will transfer me to the R train at Queens Plaza then one (1) stop to Lexington/59th St #5 transfer.

Uptown #5 trian to last stop in the Bronx – Dyre Ave and then to eastbound Bx16 bus to Pelham Manor

Pelham Manor A.J. Wright location

Bx16 westbound to Major Deegan Expressway and transfer to BeeLine bus #20 or #21 going north into Yonkers.

Yonkers/Cross County A.J. Wright location

I bet the trip across the Bronx and up to Yonkers will be as long as the trip was just to get to the Bronx.

I may not even copp anything, but the trip will be so fuxing epic.

Or I could just stay home…

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Olympics = Zenith Of Ghey Sports…

Saturday, February 13th, 2010

luge

If they play your sport at the Olympics I will lay odds to rods [ll] that sport is ghey as fux. Some sports are inherently gheyer than most because they involve the competitors actually nestling within the genitals of their mates [ll].

Look at the double luge. Is luge some kind of Germanic word for having sex with another man’s ass? That is surely what that shit looks like. One guy steers the sled while the other guy tries to put his dick in the first guy’s butt [ll].

If the real meaning of luge isn’t that you are fuxed then the United States Olympic Committee, or whoever it is that gives away those gold medals needs to change the name to appropriately describe what you are when you come unglued from your sled while traveling at 100mph.

I think you are fuxed, but that’s just me.

I’m not all mathy-math boy, but I have a damn good imagination and I can imagine what the centrifgual force was as this dude’s sled whipped around each subsequent corner. You just hope your skin holds together somewhat and your skull isn’t cracked open like a cantaloupe splattering all of your sanguine brain meat.

Doing what amounts to cardio shit while wearing spandex, singlets, tightpants or even shorts is ghey. Doing that shit for NO money except for possibly a medal is super ghey. Dying during a practice run for your amateur sport makes you the patron saint of homosexuals. Practice?!? This would have never happened to Allen Iverson.

God please rest NODAR KUMARITASHVILI’s soul in ghey sports heaven.

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Who Still Wants To Be A Rap Dude?

Thursday, February 11th, 2010

tbl cadion

Before you plunk down your hard earned cash on studio time you might should fux with this drop. #iHipHop