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SNEAKER FIENDS UNITE!

Friday, January 8th, 2010

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Premium Pete is going Holly’hood on us?

Nahh, Drizzy is just one of the regular customers at Premium Laces NY who digs getting the hookup from Pete. Premium Laces is the only store in New York City to honor the ‘I Fux With Dallas Penn’ discount. Now don’t call up Premium and ask him for the DP discount because only DP can have the DP discount. What you can have is the ‘I Fux With Dallas Penn’ discount, and you can only have that if you remember to say [pause] after you say that you fux with Dallas Penn.

Premium called me up and told me that he had a little treat for two(2) DP.com lady sneaker fiends. Pete is giving away a pair of Nike Red laces for the first two(2) DP.com lady sneaker fiends that send us pix of them in their kicks. Sneaker pr0n is all good. The Nike Red laces were created as part of Nike’s ongoing social project to help fight AIDS in Africa. Me personally, I don’t believe in AIDS in as much as I believe that people need access to clean drinking water and competent healthcare professionals and if my consumption can help aid in that direction then I am all in.

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So ladies, send us a pic of you in your kicks and you get a box of these nifty Nike Red laces that say you are part of the web of life on this planet.

Ladies always stay laced at Premium Laces NY.

Posted in 5 Elements, Fanboy Ish, Ghetto Celebs, iNternets Celebrities, No Boutros Boutros... Ghali, Sneaker Fiends United, Straight Laced, Weird Science | 10 Comments »

Rostislav Rossky >>> Rick Ross…

Friday, January 8th, 2010

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Just like the Russian mafia is more hardbody than anything we have ever made (except for maybe our CIA), the Russian Rick Ross is way more hardbody than the rapper Rick Ross, who is actually a former corrections officer named William Leonard Roberts II.

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Yo, is Ross wearing mascara [ll]?!?

Peep how this Russian dude is so bad ass that not only is his profanity bleeped, but he has to have a blackout strip placed over his mouth so that you can’t even read his lips. Rostislav Rossky is so gangster that he shakes down pimps and even the ONLY African dude bootlegging in Russia. Sonn is more hardbody than John Gotti.

This isn’t simply vodka money he is playing around with either, this is that fur-trapper Siberian prison oil money that the Russian Rick Ross is flaunting.

Officer Ricky might can make it rain, but Rostislav Rossky can make it Ruble.

Props to Dmitry the Brooklyn Jew for the link

Posted in 5 Elements, Crappers, Fashion Faux Pas, Ghetto Celebs, iNternets Celebrities, white, Wig Owners | 13 Comments »

We Kno U H8 2 W8…

Thursday, January 7th, 2010

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The Internets Celebrities next big video titled ‘Stadium Status’ is chugging right along. Everyone is amped to wrap the shooting and drill down on the edit console but it needs to be right, and for it to be right we need to take our time. We learned this first hand after a trip to DiFara’s pizzeria in the Midwood section of Brooklyn. The IC’s spent two hours waiting for their pie to be prepared and at the end of it all it was agreed the wait was worth it.

We know you hate to wait, but trust that the ICs are cooking up something awesome.

Posted in 5 Elements, iNternets Celebrities, T.O.N.Y. | 9 Comments »

Taking Back The ‘N’ Word…

Wednesday, January 6th, 2010

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If you have fuxed with this website for any extended periood you might should already know that I wish white would use the word ‘NIGGAR’ as much as they want, and ESPECIALLY when they are referring to themselves.

The dude above is one of the main mouthpieces for the Tea Party hooligans that have been kicking up dust saying Obaama is a socialist and that America is being governed by a president who isn’t even a U.S. citizen.

I’m glad that Dale Robertson understands that he isn’t worth a hill of beans to his congressman, but I’m not so sure he has his head on str8 as to what that means. Robertson is concerned with the erosion of his privilege. Part of his understanding of his lifestyle is that he is entitled to services and a quality of life because he is an American born caucasian. Robertson is upset that a migrant worker might be afforded the same health care and right to life benefits that he enjoys.

Guess what Mr. Robertson? That same migrant worker picks the lettuce and tomatoes that feeds your fat arse. That same migrant worker prepares the food that you shovel down your craw with reckless abandon. It’s too difficult for Dale Robertson to see the shoes that other people walk in because he can’t even see his feet over his fat belly.

Fux you Dale Robertson.

You are a niggar tho’.

Posted in Black Bullshit, Harpers Weekly Review, iNternets Celebrities, Politricks, Social Upheaval, Talking Shit, When I Reminisce..., white | 14 Comments »

Sharecropping My Facebook Life…

Tuesday, January 5th, 2010

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Why didn’t I know that Farmville is the most popular Facebook add-on? If you had asked me I would have said it was Mafia Wars. Every knucklehead I know is playing that shit. I said I was quitting Facebook a year ago, but then the ‘hood migrated from MySpace onto Facebook. Now I’m stuck on Facebook just like I’m stuck on TWitter.

I don’t update my TWitter account now as much as I have in the past and people are asking me why I fell off? It’s funny to me that some people only know DP in one space of the interconnected networks. That is not being an ‘internets’, but I won’t complain. This virtual reality can suck up your time from the real world real quick and I am running out of time.

I’m going back into my regular life as a construction project manager hardbody. This is what keeps my lights on. This is what allows me to travel and to experience all the things that I submit to this weblog. So if you don’t see an update here as often as they used to drop don’t ask me why I’m falling off. Just know that I’m putting in the work to get back on.

Posted in Black Bullshit, iNternets Celebrities, Social Upheaval, The MGMT | 13 Comments »

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