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Don’t Get Dropped While Shopping…

Friday, November 27th, 2009

doorbusters

I hope that you don’t end up like homegirl did and since you are fuxing with a computer you shouldn’t. Doorbuster sales are for chumps. Who wants that bullshit anyhoo? If I had my videocamera still in my possession I would have posted up outside of the Wal-Mart where son got merc’ked last year just to see if any of these nimrods learned a lesson in humanity. I doubt it tho’. Brick and mortar shopping is for losers.

Combat Jack introduced me to the dude who owns this clothing line called 12 BAR. The clothes are dope and the dude was also mad chill. What most of you don’t know is that in real life I’m quite a douche so when homeboy from 12 BAR reached out to me in an effort to put me into his gear I rebuffed him. You see, I’m not some internets whore. I’m actually a slut. Whores do shit for money. I do my shit for love of the game.

12 BAR dude stays cool with the kid tho’ and he sends me an e-mail that he is having a clearance sale on his gear. I can get 60% off using the promotional code BLACK at the checkout. I don’t fux with promo codes less than 30% off. Do we all understand that 60% off is even greater than ‘HALF OFF’?

So I go to the 12 BAR website and peep some of the joints they are fuxing with.

12 bar

The sweatshirt in the center is hardbody. Joint has elbow patches too.

12 bar

The tee is the center and the right are FLAMBAY! The one in the center is the Fela Kuti joint. Don’t be retarded 60% off $24 is like $5 bucks. I don’t know math like that, but where on God’s green earth are you gonna score a dope tee for that cheap?

12 bar

I like the all black hoody on the right. What is 60% off of $70?

12 bar

This 60% off sale is what’s up and I have to keep it 100 and say that I slept on the 12 BAR pedigree. Sadly, all the sale shit has sold out of the obese man sizes that I prefer. If I was to wear an XL tee that shit would look like a sports bra on me. At least there is one I.T. they have I know will fit.

Fitteds.

I love me some fitted caps.

Nubuck suede with embroidery?

Sneaker Fiends Unite!

Nike x God’s Favorite DJ = 2Nite!

Wednesday, November 25th, 2009

af1nyc

I was gonna use the headline ‘Sneaker Fiends Unite!’ but you already know the deal.

NIKE Sportswear
21 Mercer Street, NYC
8pm

Illmatic Cinematic…

Monday, November 23rd, 2009

chop shop

HIMANSHU from Das Racist put me on to this film one day when we were talking about growing up in Queens. The film is called ‘Chop Shop’ and it is filmed almost entirely in the Willets Point Blvd junkyards that are on the outskirts of Corona.

The story is about an orphan who lives in the yards all the while trying to make a better life for himself and his sister. The story is tight and it feels so real to me. Shea Stadium exists as a character in the movie due to it being a part of the constant background.

The truth is the story is that impoverished kids have a single chance to make it up from the bottom and if they don’t use that time well they may be lost forever. That isn’t the message of the movie though but it is still so colorful and compelling I recommend it to you.

Chop Shop (2007)
Written by Bahareh Azimi and Ramin Bahrani

You Can’t Go Home Again…

Monday, November 23rd, 2009

111 st

As the iC’s were wrapping up our day of shooting on Saturday we drive down Roosevelt Avenue in my old stomping grounds of Corona, Queens. The police had 111th Street blocked off and there were seemingly hundredss of people in the street. I thought to myself that we must be missing some awesome latino holiday. We had just finished having a meal at La Cabana which is a popular Dominican eatery on 103rd Street so we had all had our fried pork allotment for the year.

Just know that if there is a latino holiday upcoming you will be required to eat some manner of pork. Shouts to RAFI for eating mofongo. Even I WON’T eat that shit, but bless RAFI’s brave heart he went in on that joint hardbody, rather hard artery. We weren’t missing a holiday on 111th Street however. Some dude hacked up his wife and his son and had them stashed in the apartment’s closet.

Queens Man Charged With Murdering Wife, Son

*Soundwave: That shit was in the Owen’s family building*

Corona was such a fun place to grow up in when I was a child. The diversity of latin folks, asians, whites and everything in between gave me an early world view that would be destroyed by the time I got to middle school and learned that it wasn’t normal for a Black kid to have white friends (from outside of the neighborhood). The other magical mysteries of Corona have begun to fade as well. Visiting the old junkyards during the shoot also brought back a lot of memories about the neighborhood that I think I may have forgotten.

Willets Pt

The Willets Point Blvd junkyards was the place that we would go to get bike parts from when we were younger. When BMX bikes became popular the junkyard streets were like our own private training course. Everything possible took place in the junkyards so you didn’t go in there alone. If you can remember the Fat Albert show then you can imagine a bunch of kids traipsing through the scrapyards looking for some summer adventure. When we got older and our means of transport went from bikes to stolen cars we came back to the junkyards to peddle instead of pedaling.

The thing that made me sad though was that the junkyards looked exactly the same as they did twenty plus years ago. The streets that were fucked the fuck up then were beat down even moreso. The neighborhood remarks of a shantytown in South Africa or India. There is so little infrastructure development in the area mainly because it serves poor people. Who do you think comes to the yards to have their cars fixed? People that can’t afford to go to a dealership or even a repair shop on the avenue.

The city has gotten along just fine ignoring this segment of the population because they pay their taxes and don’t expect to have rights anyhoo. I tried to buy a drink from one of the Salvadoran ladies that pushes their shopping carts through the yards. They ignored me as if I were the police. I was such an outsider to these women. That pissed me off. I hate being labeled as a doppelganger, but here I was in the yards now impersonating a working class person. Nevermind the fact that I was just in court this past week to resolve my arrest from a few weeks prior.

I’m torn in my emotions now from preserving the yards so that the poor and working class people that make NYC tick can have a place to have their cars fixed, or to just raze the whole neighborhood and let the asian money that has been developing Flushing move into Corona. One of the OG selling points the former mayor Giuliani had issued about reconstructing the new stadiums had been the notion that these sports team monuments would redevelop the neighborhoods they were nestled in. That ended up being politricks double speak, but I wonder now if this neighborhood couldn’t use a touch of the Disney-fication that the rest of NYC has been blessed with?

Willets Pt

ATLANTA SNEAKER FIENDS UNITE!

Monday, November 23rd, 2009

the shoe game

Mark your calendars ATL sneaker fiends!

TheShoeGame.com is doing it extra big for their third anniversary. Free admission and refreshments. Free giveaways on some sick ass kicks plus more…

NIKE Store
Lenox Square Mall
3393 Peachtree Road NE

I need to get my ass to Atlanta for this joint.