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A Tribe Called Tanya Morgan…

Wednesday, October 7th, 2009

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My former colleague from my former column at XXL, CARL CHERY, called me blasphemous when I said that Tanya Morgan was A Tribe Called Quest 2009. Let’s be perfectly honest and clear that I am not giving the accolades and achievements of ATCQ to Tanya Morgan, but instead I am looking at them as a structural entity that resembles Tribe. ATCQ had four members along with Consequence and J Dilla. Tanya Morgan has Che Grand, but no one to resemble the avant garde JayDee.

Getting past the exacting and technical references to the legendary rap group this lessondary rap group occupies a similar sphere in Hip-Hop’s cosmology. Tanya Morgan, like ATCQ, are progressive rap artists and this makes their commercial success an uphill battle. Their content is more cerebral and esoteric than the majority of the peers at their level. Tanya Morgan’s vibe is laid back and cool without arrogance or hubris. These are the cats that would kick it at the student organization open mic at the local community college.

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A Tribe Called Quest was the same type of everyman rap group. They eschewed stereotypes and crafted great music which broadened the horizons within the Hip-Hop genre. The idea that people can come from tough living conditions and rise above those situations with their art is the essence of Hip-Hop in the first place. This is the legacy of A Tribe Called Quest that I see reflected in Tanya Morgan.

At the end of the day though you have to make good music.

And this is what Tanya Morgan does.

Like Taking Candy From A Baby…

Tuesday, October 6th, 2009

now n later

I’m upset this story has been circulated throughout the press…

Study Connects Candy to Crime

The biggest flaw in western culture is that we never target the actual cause of a problem. We only address the symptoms and expect to create cures. Why else do we have millions of medicines? Each is created to target a symptom of an affliction. Heaven forbid we should actually cure a disease. There’s no profit in that. Curing people of what ails them reeks of socialism. Giving folks a pill to stop their runny nose is called capitalism. That pill will stop the post-nasal drip but the side effects are erectile dysfunction. No worries because you can buy a pill for that too. The side effects of the second pill are blindness.

We don’t have a pill for that.

Yet.

Candy and its sweet goodness does not make for criminals, but living in poverty does. And living in poverty usually means that you make the decisions you are socio-economically programmed to make. If the bodega on the corner even sold fresh apples you wouldn’t buy one because for the same cost as the apple you could purchase a bag of potato chips and a package of apple flavored Now-n-Laters. Sure, everyone is personally responsible for the choices they make in the bodega (I’m agreeing with the respectable negroes here) but from the standpoint of value perception: one bag of salt and vinegar chips x a pack of Now-n-Laters x one quarter water >>> two(2) apples.

The problem is STILL poverty. Not the candy, not the sugar, not the poor dietary choices. Those are the symptoms of poverty. Until we address the real inequities in how we educate people, in how we train them to be viable in society and in how we provide those opportunities to manifest the prior vocational info people will continue to have candy for breakfast, lunch and dinner. Scientists will continue to have their shoddy studies touted as proof positive and the Chicago’s of the western world will slowly become bereft of Chico Stixx. One can only hope that DERRION ALBERT at least had the chance to enjoy one final box of Lemonheads before his demise from the side effects of poverty.

The Pause [ll] Podcast…

Sunday, October 4th, 2009

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Put this on your thing.

No fishsticks…

MR. SOLO DOLO…

Friday, October 2nd, 2009

cudi

Bless1 what up?!?

Still on my Kid Cudi shit.

Don’t judge me.

Mr. Solo Dolo from dallas penn on Vimeo.

Giving Praise To The Golden Calf…

Thursday, October 1st, 2009

golden calf

Wall Street is back on their bullshit.

Everyone is all excited that the stock market appears to be rebounding but no one is asking how it was accomplished.

Maybe it was the stimulus package issued from Washington D.C.?

Actually it was the i.C.’s and their willingness to stimulate ANOTHER package. [ll]