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The Vend Diagram…

Tuesday, September 1st, 2009

This iNternets Celebrities are the ebony and ivory that MICHAEL JACKSON and PAUL McCARTNEY dreamed of…

In our newest video project we bring our camera to the streets of NYC to see how the retail frontlines are coping with with our effed the eff up economy. Being the most official bootleg journalists of the internets means that we even go into deep cover mode.

The i.C.’s become street vendors for a day just to experience the lifestyle on the other side of the collapsible table game. Being a street vendor is hardbody work for real. It’s not a life that most people would choose. In a way, it chooses you.

Just like a racehorse does, or an expensive prostitute.

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SNEAKER FIENDS UNITE!

Tuesday, September 1st, 2009

air maxim

I was very excited a few weeks ago when I copped the new Air Maxim. NIKE stays on their R & D grind hardbody. The shoes are so incredibly lightweight yet still substantial. That is due to them having a carbon fiber cover where there might have been leather or suede previously. The Air Maxim weigh less than a pair of sandals. The contingent of people still wearing Crocs or flip-flops should get into the Air Maxim. The people that love animals should step to them because there is no leather or suede on the shoe. The people that go apeshit for the environment should fux with them for all the sustainable materials

The main reason that I fux with the Air Maxim is because they portend to days of future past. When the Earth has been rendered a polluted rock spinning around the sun and there is no protection from solar radiation(shouts to Mountain Dew UltraViolet Zxero Calories), there is no clean water to drink and hardly any oxygen to breathe there will at least be NIKE air. You pay for cable television and you buy bottled water. Why won’t you buy some Air Maxim?

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DP x Industry Shakedown Radio 2Nite!

Tuesday, September 1st, 2009

timeless

Tonight is gonna be one of those wild ass nights for the kid. A listening session, a radio show and the Roots at the Highline Ballroom.

Industry Shakedown Radio is more than a year old now so they have been kicked out of the comfort of the Friday night nest. These dudes have a grown set of wings so they can fly on their own. Tonight’s show flies off with big Ruck of Heltah Skeltah as the guest. I’m gonna fall through to shout the fellas out and prA’li sing some MICHAEL JACKSON.

Tune in to catch the show live from 9pm-11pm EST on wbmbradio.com or logon to LIVE365.com to catch the stream. The call-in number is still 646.312.4726. Holla @ me!

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