Archive for the ‘iNternets Celebrities’ Category

LOOKING THRU MY LENS…

Saturday, April 18th, 2009

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I’ve been getting it in with the mini-digital camera lately. Just to change the pace a little bit. Take a walk with me around New York City as I open up the sights and scenes of my second life at night as the internets celebrity all about town…

Outside of the day job I found myself mesmerized by the Woolworth building. I’ve always loves the gothic architectural details on the building’s limestone facade. I think this skyscraper is 100yrs old. I give a shout to the engineers that designed the steel framework that supports this landmark.

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Wing Wong is my spot. I cops the crispy duck over white rice for lunch when I only have $5. Since I got paid today I treated myself to a wonton soup as well. The chili paste ain’t nothing to fux with, but I fux with it everytime.

Fuck your menu you can read! The super official menu is that joint taped to the mirror.

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Stopped thru the adidas Originals store because I thought there was going to be an obama, but I had my dates effed up. adidas OG got some joints but the folks that work here are a bunch of weirdos. They must be the Nike Sportswear rejects.

This is why adidas and I can never seem to see each other, when I am ready to fux with them I experience some douchebaggery that turns me away from the brand. Some sweetchuck stepped to me and told me that I could photograph the sneakers.

WTF?!?

Don’t sweat it homey, I won’t be coming back.

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The SCULLY brothers hanging out at Big Ced’s party in Negril Village. I might have to get some shit poppin’ off with these dudes. These cats have a smooth ass swagger[ll] that isn’t fake or forced. Take heed internets…

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I see Maybachs so much now I think that these cars are fugazi now. These shits must be made by General Motors. I wonder what are the cars that the real rich people are being driven around in?

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FUCK MIGHTY CASEY!

Thursday, April 16th, 2009

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For this morning let’s take a mini-break from the usual DP commentary.

I must be on my way to some modicum of success if all of these rappers are hating on me. In this episode of DP2FTV our good friend Marvelous Mo captures some Fuck Dallas Penn! on her Flip cam courtesy of Boston’s own Mighty Casey.

I need more h8t’rs like this dude in 2009.

Fuck Dallas Penn!


Dallas Penn vs Mighty Casey from marvelous mo on Vimeo.

Party Like An Internets Star…

Wednesday, April 15th, 2009

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Here’s your chance to party like an iNternets Celebrity on Diddy’s dime, well actually Ciroc’s, but I digress…

JASON ‘Che Guerilla’ NEGRON presents…

Beats & Brands
Drink, dance and buy some sick threads…

Friday 4/17
601 W. 26th Street
Second floor – Suite M227

rsvp events@nastyonesnyc.com

click here for the full size flyer graphic

Rising Up @ The Highline…

Wednesday, April 15th, 2009

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I have to give a shout out to Chocolate Snowflake the boss behind the scenes with the same dreams and schemes to rub some sunshine on our faces in all kinds of different places.

My lady was the pre-game last night before I took a whole rainsoaked quest through New York City culminating with the company of the almighty cool ?uestlove and the amazing legendary Roots crew.

Black Thought, Dice Raw, Joe Budden, and Melanie Fiona tore shit asunder. Brooklyn’ Tanya Morgan represented. Stay tuned today for the drop titled ‘Official Spaceship Status’ = Roots Jam @ Highline.

Official white boys with WBW were in effect. Highline is classy, drinks are a little pricey ($10 for Stoli virginal water and pineapple juice), but the bartenders get heavier hands on your return. Highline is pushing the folks at SOB’s to the brink I think. Definitely for Hip-Hop shows. Solangetay in the building.

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Oh shit internets! Who is a sexier MILF than Solangetay?

Tahiry?

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Tahiry also in the building of course holding down Joe B. But I don’t think she can be classified as a MILF until she and Budden get married.

Before that was some dope Nike sportswear joint. DAVID WRIGHT of the Mets sat with CHRIS ISENBERG and was exposed for being a New York athlete that just wants to sacrifice everything to win, and then party his ass off. I think I will enjoy the Mets season this year especially their encounters with my new home city Philadelphia.

Wowzers internets!

DEF JAM 25 = STR8 BANANAS…

Sunday, April 12th, 2009

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One of the first events to commemorate the 25th anniversary of Hip-Hop’s most storied record label went down at Flight Club NY. This is the premier sneaker store in New York City. The party was populated by mostly people who were born to early Def Jam songs like LL Cool J’s ‘I Need Love’. For those of us who were already teenagers when this record label was launched the event had a different meaning. Rap music isn’t a fad and for those of us that remember its birth its like watching someone grow up.

Also, rap music is definitely old enough to drink legally.

Shouts to FLuxuryB, FunkyMinds, YouHeardThatNew, OKayPlayer, BET.com, Cornerstone Marketing and of course, Def Jam.

The following clip is what could be the greatest or the worst reality television show of all time. 40 Diesel and Persia is like that show with Flavor Flav and Briggitte Nielesen.