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4 2 GO FTW…

Sunday, March 29th, 2009

ncaa

The DP.com Final 4 pool also known as ‘Raekwon The Krzyzewski’ rolls on.

The Big East goes in with two of the final spots and the ACC and the Big 10 each have a representative. When I use Yahoo’s Scenario Generator I can see that there are still several poolers still in the running for the top spot.

The final four for the Final 4 pool are…

The Windex Kid
St. Ides’ Prep School
Gimme Mine
Oliver Wrist

The Windex Kid wins our weekly t-shirt giveaway by scoring 56pts total in the 3rd and 4th rounds.

College basketball is on the precipice of irrelevance. There is a 13yr old blue chip prospect about to declare himself eligible for the professional basketball draft. This kid is no Dontrevius Wenters either. He’s even got his own clothing company.

ALLONZO TRIER is his name and he is the future of basketball.

Gimme That Filet O’Fish…

Saturday, March 28th, 2009

filet o'fish

Ever since McDonald’s started their Filet O’Fish special I have been back on my McTurd shit.

I get an extra piece of cheese on my joints as well as the seeded bun.

The beauty of the internets is that someone out there feels the same way you do.

The scary shit of the internets is that someone out there feels the SAME WAY YOU DO.

DUNKxCHANGE – NYC 03.28.09

Saturday, March 28th, 2009

dunk xchange

Saturday March 28th, 2009
12pm – 5pm

DUNKxCHANGE

The DunkXChange stays poppin’ in the rotten Apple.

Crash Mansion
199 Bowery
New York, NY
(212) 982-0740

In Search Of… Asher Roth

Thursday, March 26th, 2009

asher bigfoot

Some of you may think I have lost my mind after you read this drop. In one week I have gone from co-signing Rick Ross to Asher Roth. Clearly, they are two of the most polarizing figures in rap music today.

Everyone hates Rick Ross because he lied about being a correction officer, not because he lied about being a drug dealer.

Everyone hates Asher Roth because he told the truth about having Frat Boy Blues. Was Asher Roth supposed to be a killer, or a street dude?

This summer, Asher Roth will be THAT dude. Why? Because those dudes that still buy CD’s will be copping his shit. Why? Because you can play that shit in your cabriolet while chillin’ by the beach. You can play this shit at a coolout bar-b-cue, or by a poolside, or at a picnic.

I still haven’t found Asher Roth but I heard his new album and I fux with it.

SLAUGHTERHOUSE – ‘MOVE ON’

Wednesday, March 25th, 2009

slaughterhouse

People ask me why I haven’t been back on the X spot. Did XXL fire me? A lot of folks have been scrambling in the new economy of the entertainment industry. Was BILLY X. SUNDAY’s weblog a casualty of the economic downturn. No. it was not. The people at XXL have convinced me that I have outgrown the character that I used to submit my columns to you. I think they are right. People have been long confused about who writes shit here and at xxlmag.com on the regular. I have kind of enjoyed the fact that 99% of the people who didn’t know this are the people I see at every music event.

*Sidebar: I just was approached by a dude from the camp of white rapper contestant John Brown who says that I have been swagger jacking his name BILLY SUNDAY, because he and JOHN BROWN were the first people to use those names. I know of JOHN BROWN from the white rapper show and from the videos he puts up on the web and from the column he puts in at Complex. I’ve never heard any tracks from the rapper calling himself BILLY SUNDAY.*

WILLIAM H. SUNDAY, BILLY X. SUNDAY and BILLY SUNDAY are all nom de’ plumes that I will retire since DP is the dude that is left paying the taxes at the end of the year. Let DALLAS PENN reap some of the rewards that come from sitting awake sometimes for 36 straight hours on the internets. It’s time for DALLAS to call back to his well of strength for the next transition. In a short while the internets will change all over again. You all have spent your good time reading these weblog entries, or drops, as BILLY X. SUNDAY used to call them.

The time has arrived to move on to something new.

Will you come with your boy DP?