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SNEAKER FIENDS UNITE!

Wednesday, December 10th, 2008

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Editor’s note: This drop was swiped from Grand Master’s blog.

Saturday morning, after spending the prior night on-campus, I woke up early and headed into the city for the second installment of the Sneaker Fiends Unite NYC Tour.

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10:55 MTA commuter to Grand Central = 12:20 ETA.

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This time, MC GANJI aka my b-girl homey Soyoon rolled along to take her first trip through and around the gritty city a/k/a The Rotten Apple. No better way to do it than with an OG New Yorker.

Linking up with Dallas and fellow New Haven resident Encyclopedia Black in Grand Cent, we headed uptown to Harlem, then over to Fordham Road, BX, where homeboy Nattiez had parked the whip and was awaiting our arrival.

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Form like Voltron (except not those wack Voltron Reeboks… truth be told, we were clowning on Reebok all day. Sorry, rbk).

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e^b.

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Soyoon a/k/a GANJI b/k/a Zoey.

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Dallas and Nattiez, indigenous NYers.

After trekking all day and staying light on the copping, we headed uptown to Harlem’s Vault, where Dallas had a connect.

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The store was still decked out from the previous week’s winter ACG launch party. Real talk, Nike is pushing this ACG line hard in the urban markets this quarter: from Dr. Jays to Vault, nearly every location we rolled through had ACG gear and kicks on blast, specially those ACG boots.

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Batman Bapesta FS-001’s on display.

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Art of the Vault.

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After much deliberation, Soyoon copped her first ever pair of Nikes – a premium looking little pair of Women’s Dunk Lows. With perforated toebox material and solid color blocking, I am saying that these were a good call on her part.

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Vault – where Harlem stays laced.

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GANJI also copped a tee and some other miscellaneous materials from Vault, leaving her moving weight in the hood like a dump truck.

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After Vault, we headed down to the L.E.S. to hit up Richie’s on Delancey and also my SoHo regular come-
ups, Staple Design’s The Reed Space (Chinese-run and-owned baby!!).

After Reed Space, we dropped by 169 Bowery, site of Reebok’s new pop-up shop in support of their relaunch of the Reebok Pump. Despite our crew’s general distaste for Reebok, we thought we would give them a chance to shine and win back our affections.

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Colorful and 80s-inspired interior design aside, the kicks were a generally lackluster lot. Nice try, Reebok; maybe next time. But you only get so many next times.

We finished up the tour at NoLiTa sneaker boutique Premium Laces, where Dallas got footage interviewing the manager and we got a chance to see some super-exclusive kicks in person.

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KAWS 1 World AF-1. (friends and family only… $3000.)

Despite their seemingly boundless selection, the prices at Premium Laces were, fittingly, premium, and so we all took a pass on that one.

Premium Laces, though, was only a block and a half away from one of my other key SoHo retailers, the US Uniqlo flagship store; bidding farewell to the rest of our retinue, Soyoon and I headed there, where I copped a down jacket and flannel on the low, in preparation for the upcoming winter months.

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Dinner on the train back. After a quick hour and a half nap, we were back in New Haven, leaving only a quick trek back to campus through a severe – if sudden – downpour, and the shuttle back to my door.

signing out,
-[SFU]GM.

WE LEFT OUR MOTHER’s BASEMENT!

Tuesday, December 9th, 2008

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Look what the iNternets Celebrities done did…

‘We Left Our Mother’s Basement’ – the DVD

We just released a DVD with six classic episodes all rendered in dramatic High Definition. You have to see the Ghetto Big Mac in HD. That shit has me buying them all over again because they look so damn good. You get nearly an hour runtime of i.C.’s videos for you to watch on your television. These DVD’s make excellent X-Mas stocking stuffers, or Chanukah, or Kwanzaa, or Festivus. I left off Ramadan not because of some anti-Muslim bias but because the i.C.’s are anti-fasting.

Buying this DVD is almost the equivalent of me coming over your house and sitting on your couch. If you live in NYC, Westchester, Long Island or as far south as Newark, NJ and you invite me over to your house I will come through and eat your food.

I tell you what. You buy a DVD and a t-shirt and I will come over your house and eat your food up. Seriously.

What, you didn’t know we had a t-shirt as well?

CHEA!

CHEA is the iNternets Celebrities call to action. It’s what RAFI and I say before we shake hands and become the Wonder Twins. I’m Zan [ll].

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CHEA was created by using the combination of the eastern philosophy for universal balance called chi and the “Oh Yeah!” that the giant Kool-Aid pitcher always yells out.

CHEA is str8 up magic, but only for those of you that believe. Do you believe you can fly? Do you believe you can touch the sky? Do you think about it every night and day? Do you want to spread your wings and fly away?

CHEA.

CHEA We Can Believe In.

True story is that over the weekend while I was at the Brokklyn Museum of Art I met this guy who attends Medgar Evars College right here in Crown Heights. He told me that he has been following my blogs for years. He even called me Billy X. Sunday. The best shit that he told me though was that my weblogs inspired him to be a writer. I was humbled instantly. Here is a young man that I wish would be buffeted with all of GOD’s blessings. Not because he fucks with my shit, but because he is doing his own shit to change this world as the editor-in-chief of his school’s newspaper.

I have been trying to change the world one Ghetto Big Mac at a time. One Futuristic Brunch at a time. One pissy phone booth at a time. One motherfucking quarter water at a time. Will y’all help me change the world too? If we do this together party people that is CHEAnge we can all believe in.

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From Kings Come Queens…

Saturday, December 6th, 2008

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First Saturday @ The Brooklyn Museum of Art
sponsored by Target. Holla.

?uestlove presents… The Lesson
Props to Ian(Eon) and GabeRockka

Target is a ghetto ass store at the crossroads of Atlantic and Flatbush Avenues, but no one was shot at Target over the Thanksgiving holidays. No one was trampled either. I fucks with Target on the regulack. Their prices be meh, but I like the scene of all these young mature people dressed up getting they shop on.

This is Brooklyn. Home to the wolves. And to the first civilized man. The first kings reside in Kings county. They live in Farragut houses. Walt Whitman houses. Breevort houses. Notice I said houses and not projects. Projects are experiments and tasks. Who wants to be that? Fuck all of this philosophy. Brooklyn has the broads just waiting to find someone to help them get their mind right.

One yourself if you aren’t at the Brooklyn Museum of Art tonight.

Or Target…

King Kong Of Teh Ping Pong

Wednesday, December 3rd, 2008

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Fail2Me 4 posting this vid so L8.

Band practice moms are into texting now and BRUCE LEE was the greatest ping pong player of all time.

Shouts to my nigga Haitian Antoine who took karate lessons and made his moms buy him the Game of Death jumpsuit.

Them Nigga’s Crazy!

Tuesday, December 2nd, 2008

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Still rocking on my Ol’ Dirty train of thought…

Dealing with mental illness in the Black community is even more taboo than the machismo and mysogyny that plagues the least educated sectors. You can have aliments like drug dependency and even a crippling handicap like a deformity. Just don’t be crazy.

1 in 5 young adults has personality disorder

I peeped this article which says that twenty percent (20%) of young adults has a mental disorder, and then only twenty five percent (25%) of that group receives some kind of counseling or treatment.

Damn. That is a whole lot of crazy niggas in America. Now I’m also a little depressed that more people aren’t embracing my perverse video rendition of ‘Love Lockdown‘. That shit should be dead center in some of y’all’s wheelhouses.

Black folks have historically had a difficult time being diagnosed for shit since we have seen the marginalization and disenfranchisement that comes from being ill and unable to generate production. If you couldn’t work your ass would be killed. There was no welfare for slaves.

Black folks still speak in hushed whispers when one of their relatives ain’t quite right. I don’t know why they do this because that nigga can still hear you. And you know what? He hates you too. The real question I have is why aren’t white folks getting their treatments for the crazies?

Racism is some shit that kicks everyone’s ass. I’m not saying that the young adult white in this survey are getting the crazies because they have come to see the fraudulent, duplicitous nature of supremacy, but racism is still fucked the fuck up. Half-Black president and the whole nine.

Maybe some of these young adult white are learning that they are being scammed by these colleges and paying off a school loan into your late thirties is a fucking bitch. While racism is fucked the fuck up, classism is the worst. Going into debt to hold onto the veneer of a ‘Have’ is starting to wear off on some people.

That is why some of the most advanced Blacks stay winning on they futuristic Sun-Ra shit by staying home all day playing Grand Theft Auto and collecting them welfare checks.