Archive for the ‘Talking Shit’ Category

UGANDA = HARDBODY HOLLYWOOD

Friday, January 14th, 2011

ghana

Leave it up to Africans to outdo everyone else in the developed world who is making B movies. This joint is so insane it’s making my eyes bleed. AyayaYayayAya!

THE REAL LIFE CRAZY EYES KILLA…

Tuesday, January 11th, 2011

jared lee

Dude is definitely crazy, but that begs the question why no one wanted to act on this fact until the murder spree?

When a Black kid gets the crazy tag in kindergarten he is then put into the special ed classes that stymie his development until he drops out of school. After that he gets sent to prison for the rest of his teenage years for selling marijuana and then returns to prison early in his adulthood for felony larceny or other drug convictions.

The Black kid doesn’t have the support network that would allow him to shoot a Congresswoman from point blank range like Jared Lee Loughner had. The Black kid is institutionalized way sooner than this kid and the chances are the Black kid is way saner. At every turn of Jared Lee Loughner’s development when it was obvious that the dude needed help people just passed him off to his parents.

The argument shouldn’t be about which talking head incited this unstable kid to commit mass murder. The discussion needs to be about who saw that crazy look in this boy’s eyes and then looked away in the hopes that someone else would deal with the problem.

The Boot Camp Clique Chronicles…

Sunday, January 9th, 2011

world hiker

As the snow continues to fall in the northeast I keep pulling my Timbs out of the archives. The pair featured in this video are from the World Hiker series (68000s). I have several from this series and these are the least of the lot. I mean, I have two pairs from this series that were made in Italy! Seriously.

The World Hikers are the sturdy, secure shoes you will want to wear when the ‘new’ snow covers up the thaw. There will be ice and oil in the streets and you better make sure your steps are steady. Like my folks from OSD always say, “Tie up your shoes tight and walk good internets.”

All Praise Goes To The Booty…

Sunday, January 9th, 2011

bunda

Who in their right mind doesn’t love the booty?

It’s the place that holds the black hole and all of us science fiction geeks know the universe came out of a black hole.

I appreciate booty so much that I just joined this group on teh Facebooks called ‘The International Church of Bundaism‘. Read their mission statement and the whatnot…

The word Bundaism literally means “religion of the woman’s buttocks.” From the Portuguese word “bunda” (of the woman); beautiful shapely buttocks, and the Greek word “ism” meaning “a distinctive religion, practice or system of.”

Bundaism is a religion of spiritual sexuality which believes in attaining wealth, sexuality and communion with God through the worship of the sacred buttocks of Johanna Elohbunda. Bundaism teaches that pleasure and earthly prosperity are good basic fundamental truths and values of humanity which can be attained through the buttocks of callipygian (beautifully buttocked) women

Bunda be praised!

bunda

God Bless The Child…

Saturday, January 8th, 2011

darryus

Nothing is better than getting some ass whuppins from your parents when they are half nekkid. That shit is love right there. They didn’t want waste time putting on a shirt to show you how much they loved you.

Mr. Penn has kicked my ass in his underdrawls many a time. Strangely enough I might give up several of my favorite action figures to have him hollering at me again with his belt in his hand [ll].

Anyone ever get they whuppins with something other than belt?

A shoe?

A switch?

Do tell us internets.