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Blood In, Blood Out…

Wednesday, August 5th, 2009

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Remember when everyone in rap music was down with the ‘Bloods’ streetgang except Snoop. That shit drove me fucking bananas. I know all these dudes aren’t banging on other dudes [ll]. I mean, sure some of these rap dudes are banging other dudes but… I digress.

There was this little vignette in time when Lil’ Wayne, Juelz Santana, Game, Fat Joe and a few other rap stars were claiming the Blood set. Since I’m on this whole SlaughterHouse x rap vampire shit this week I thought I could keep shit popping with the ‘blood’ theme. Where has all the love in mainstream rap music gone for gang culture?

Someone in the recording industrial complex decided that rappers with a jail stint on their resume were more marketable than say, someone who managed to accomplish nothing while in his parent’s basement for the past 10 years. Even if the dude in jail ended up spending his time as a MayTag. This turned out to be a very poor marketing strategy as opposed to say, simply producing great music.

No one has more street cred than Detroit’s Trick Trick. No one will also have more unpurchased albums in the Auburn Hills BestBuy. The days of gimmicky artist programs has hopefully wound itself down in the label offices. Lyrics have returned to the top of the heap. KanYe is murdering every single feature he touches. Raekwon is going to punch everyone in the mouth and SlaughterHouse is, well, SlaughterHouse.

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Just because rappers have stopped espousing the rotating prison door lifestyle doesn’t mean that we don’t have a generation of Black and Brown youth dealing with those realities on the daily because they thought that this would be the way they would a) become adults, b) develop courage and c) achieve their dream of being in the music business. Most of these kids will never know the doors that have been shut to them because they have been to jail.

Gang culture going out of style in rap music makes sense to me because rap is so much a part of American pop culture that all trends are recucled and re-sold constantly. There hasn’t been a decline in young people going to jail though. Poverty in America is still the first and foremost creator for crime and decay. The idea that kids will be joining the ranks of the Bloods and Crips less isn’t the answer.

Kids will just create a group that mirrors their values and matches whatever cartoon they are watching. Trust me on that one. The damage that was needed to be completed has been set up. See how many of your friends will come under the control of the government (state property) if they aren’t already. In the meanwhile, the youngest listeners and viewers are being visually programmed to wear their kid sister’s dungarees (no Kid Sister).

Wu-Tang NEVER told me to go to jail.

Wu-Tang is for the kids.

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Late Nite Super Heroine High-Heeled Hussy Fuckery…

Sunday, August 2nd, 2009

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I’m glad that superheroines aren’t too liberated to keep them from wearing high-heeled hooker boots to do battle.

This hussy late night fuckery was brought to you by copious amounts of alcohol and high-heeled shoes.

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Marvelous Mo does NOT endorse Late Nite Super Heroine High-Heeled Hussy Fuckery

Don’t Quit Your Day Job…

Wednesday, July 29th, 2009

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A little remixing is going on today internets while I get myself together.

Yesterday, I was fortunate enough to get a chance to build with emcee par excellance Raekwon while he was in the studio with StreetLevel.com

That’s like the golden ticket to DisneyWorld.

I was part of the inaugural broadcast of Nah’Right Radio.

Slam Dunk.

Combat Jack gave the car a boost so I could make the home run to Freeport.

I just touched down.

Gonna need a minute to collect my thoughts and report back cogently.

Thank you for your patience.

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Fanboyz Unite!

Thursday, July 23rd, 2009

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A panel from J. NICHOLAS’ Detective Boogaloo comic

JAMAR NICHOLAS is a friend of this website. He has been self-publishing his art and comicbooks for nearly 10 years. J reached out to me and told me that he was going to make some of his original artwork available for purchase. A closed mouth never gets fed and the romantic myth of a starving artist isn’t what’s up. Though J is far from starving.

Here’s a chance for you to come up on some OG panels from the Detective Boogaloo series as well as something commissioned if you have the time to let him grind. Give him a holler at jamar [dot] nicholas [at] gmail [dot] com. Detective Boogaloo is a mixture of graphic art styles and wit. It reminds me of Bugs Bunny and the Looney Tunes cartoons that I love because of all the double entendres that exist in the artwork and writing.

While we are on the subject of comicbooks, here’s a preview of the Ghostface Killah graphic novel titled ‘Cell Block Z‘ about to be released.
Link via Nah’Right

Save Our Twitter…

Thursday, July 23rd, 2009

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Every time you listen to a DP.com podcast you save a Twitter kitten (Twitten) from being abused by a BlackPlanet internets.

One day it will all make sense.