Archive for the ‘Talking Shit’ Category

DP2FTV On The Radio…

Friday, April 17th, 2009

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Hey young world!

Click the link here to listen to your boy DP on the HoodHype radio show.

I talks all that good shit with the hosts J-Mack, Major and Phro.

I teach them the techniques to creating a Futuristic Brunch and I promise them I will drink them to death during my next visit to the D.

They call that shit the “Mitten”.

Rising Up @ The Highline…

Wednesday, April 15th, 2009

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I have to give a shout out to Chocolate Snowflake the boss behind the scenes with the same dreams and schemes to rub some sunshine on our faces in all kinds of different places.

My lady was the pre-game last night before I took a whole rainsoaked quest through New York City culminating with the company of the almighty cool ?uestlove and the amazing legendary Roots crew.

Black Thought, Dice Raw, Joe Budden, and Melanie Fiona tore shit asunder. Brooklyn’ Tanya Morgan represented. Stay tuned today for the drop titled ‘Official Spaceship Status’ = Roots Jam @ Highline.

Official white boys with WBW were in effect. Highline is classy, drinks are a little pricey ($10 for Stoli virginal water and pineapple juice), but the bartenders get heavier hands on your return. Highline is pushing the folks at SOB’s to the brink I think. Definitely for Hip-Hop shows. Solangetay in the building.

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Oh shit internets! Who is a sexier MILF than Solangetay?

Tahiry?

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Tahiry also in the building of course holding down Joe B. But I don’t think she can be classified as a MILF until she and Budden get married.

Before that was some dope Nike sportswear joint. DAVID WRIGHT of the Mets sat with CHRIS ISENBERG and was exposed for being a New York athlete that just wants to sacrifice everything to win, and then party his ass off. I think I will enjoy the Mets season this year especially their encounters with my new home city Philadelphia.

Wowzers internets!

OH NO HE DI’NT!?!

Monday, April 13th, 2009

bruno

Oh yes he did!

SACHA BARON COHEN returns to expose the underbelly of American society as only he can. First there was Borat, now we have Bruno. Someone better order extra fishsticks.

Extreme No Boutros Boutros BOOOOOUTROS to this trailer.

DEF JAM 25 = STR8 BANANAS…

Sunday, April 12th, 2009

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One of the first events to commemorate the 25th anniversary of Hip-Hop’s most storied record label went down at Flight Club NY. This is the premier sneaker store in New York City. The party was populated by mostly people who were born to early Def Jam songs like LL Cool J’s ‘I Need Love’. For those of us who were already teenagers when this record label was launched the event had a different meaning. Rap music isn’t a fad and for those of us that remember its birth its like watching someone grow up.

Also, rap music is definitely old enough to drink legally.

Shouts to FLuxuryB, FunkyMinds, YouHeardThatNew, OKayPlayer, BET.com, Cornerstone Marketing and of course, Def Jam.

The following clip is what could be the greatest or the worst reality television show of all time. 40 Diesel and Persia is like that show with Flavor Flav and Briggitte Nielesen.

SEPARATED @ BIRTH: Jew Man…

Thursday, April 9th, 2009

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Well looky here, the Supremacy Chronicle, er, the New York Times has a little article about the quaint dilemma that some congregations of Jews are facing by trying to integrate themselves within Jewish organizations.

That’s kind of silly to me.

If you are already blue why would you want to make yourself teal?

Blue-ish?

Does the persimmon want to be a fig?

Hell no!

Maybe if someone had told the persimmon it was poison then maybe the persimmon wouldn’t appreciate the skin it was in, but the persimmon isn’t as dumb as people are and the persimmon recognizes how good it is.

The persimmon doesn’t pretend to be greater than the fig either but please understand that this is because the persimmon is much smarter than we humans are.

The persimmon never created a make believe genus to separate itself from the fig since they both come from the Earth and ultimately return there again.

But like I said before, the persimmon is smarter than us humans.

Don’t be teal, aqua, cyan or blueish for Passover.

Be true blue, and be proud because you are royalty.