Archive for the ‘Talking Shit’ Category

Tastes Just Like Chichen Itza…

Wednesday, March 11th, 2009

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If you think you are having a problem holding your breakfast down then maybe you can imagine what kind of problem these dudes might be having.

Mexico is on some serious beheading shit. I thought it was only the arabs and the Indonesians who went in all crazy for the head chopping. The French had that whole guillotine movement a couple of hundred years ago but that was ceremonial. These fools in Mexico is dead ass serious.

I still plan on going to Cancun this summer though.

Did you know that there was so much money in moving drugs through Mexico? I need to ask my buddy from Tony’s Kansas City what the deal is with this. I would have thought that bringing drugs into America from South America was far more cost effective on airplanes and large shipping container vessels. How else do you flood an entire nation with narcotics unless you bring in kilotons of the shit. Maybe Mexico has the refineries and the processing plants? That cocoa leaf and poppy seed have to be processed somewhere don’t they?

In my mind, Del Monte or Kraftfoods has the factories that refine raw organic materials into narcotics for the American market. Who else has the facilities built to undertake this shit? Whenever I see an enterprise that generates a million billion trillion dollars I understand that white isn’t going to just let that operation lumber along. There is a global recession going down and if the drug trade wasn’t regulated previously (grow up people) it certainly is now. I don’t mean legislative regulation either. I mean that Warren G type regulation with guns, rocket launchers, tanks and planes type shit.

But on the real, the Mexicans need to stop fucking around with all this beheading shit. Just kill a motherfucker and keep it moving. Leave something for the wild dingoes in Mexico City.

Industry Shakedown Radio Is Timeless…

Friday, February 27th, 2009

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Tune in to 87.9FM tonight for the Industry Shakedown Radio Show.
(click the link ^ for the live webstream)

Call in from 7pm-9pm @ 646.312.4726

Featuring Meyhem Lauren and DP!

This will be the realest talk and music on radio you ever heard.

Grafitti heads, Polo Ralph Lauren collectors, sneaker fiends, culinary arts fans. Yes! Culinary arts will get love tonight on a Hip-Hop radio program. If I were you I wouldn’t miss this joint.

Timeless Truth stays in the building…

Timeless Truth featuring Kool G Rap – ‘World Renown’

Swimming With The Adults…

Wednesday, February 25th, 2009

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RAFI KAM knew just what I needed to pick up my spirits when I was in Atlanta. He patched me in to a friend of the iNternets Celebrities named JESSE THORN. MaximumFun.org is where JESSE puts it down via podcast. Peep his archives.

JESSE THORN was moderating a forum discussing online branding. One of the speakers was a guy named MERLIN MANN, who JESSE called the actual internet celebrity. *zing*. There was also a dude from AdultSwim.com which is like the only reason I would ever watch a television. After the forum I rode shotgun with JESSE and got a free lunch out of iTunes. After lunch there was more politicking to do with the folks that organized the whole event.

JESSE is huge on the radio. From National Public Radio to satellite broadcasts JESSE’s a pro and he is on the frontline of podcasting. This is something I need to get into like right now. If the iC’s start podcasting I think that will bridge the gaps between our video releases. The idea is to expand our brand through other forms of media. I met a lot of people that can help me do just that but what they all need is to see more content. The story of my life.

The afternoon took off when we made a trip to the Adult Swim offices. I almost creamed my jeans when we met one of the editors from ‘Squidbillies’. The offices were surprisingly tame and quiet from what I would have imagined them to look like. Sure, there was a compliment of action figures all around as well as Jolly Ranchers at the front desk, but where were all the people swinging from the rafters shooting Nerf guns at each other?

At the end of the day the Williams Street offices of Adult Swim are all about production and law and order. And whoever gets out of line will have to deal with Assy McGee.


DP x ASSY McGEE from dallas penn on Vimeo.

Raekwon The Chef – ‘Heat Rocks’

Wednesday, February 18th, 2009

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Raekwon – ‘Heat Rocks’

I don’t think any of you have any idea how hard I stanned out when I first peeped the title for this track off the Raekwon mixtape.

My G is really too futuristic for you mortals.

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Happy Valentine’s Day…

Saturday, February 14th, 2009

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To all of my ladyfriends, who have been with me through the years, I thank you for your time and especially for your love.

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I certainly would not have made it to this point if you hadn’t seen something special that you liked about me and let me come into your heart.

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I’m sorry that none of you realized that I was the Black Peter Pan. I am unable to grow older and mature. Neverland is fun for some, but alas not forever.

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I still love you all in my own deep special way. I don’t remember the arguments that we surely had, nor will I remember the fights or the ill words spoken.

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You have all moved on now to become better, smarter and stronger women. I would hope that you would remember me for that gift.

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Because I know that you still love me too.

Happy Valentine’s Day…

XOX,
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