I never took a minute to properly salute the comedic vision of RUDY RAY MOORE. He is surely part of the bridge of trickster poets from the motherland that begat rap musicians style for verbal expression.
I think this film will be a fitting sendoff.
My favorite line at the end of this NSFW trailer is when the narrator says, “Rated Arrrah!”
Sneaker Fiends Unite!
The sneaker game is getting overrun by dopplegangers and swagger jackers. I thought it was time for DP Dot Com to take a stand for all those heads that are true to the game. What game? I don’t know what game, but negroes love to say that shit.
I watched this video by Lil’ Boweasle where he described retro released kicks as “O.G.’s”. If this dude is opening a sneaker store and he doesn’t even know the classification terminology for sneaker heads he should kill himself.
Seeing all the hits that Bow Wow generated for his video made J.D. swagger jack his steez and up a video of his own…
So what I decided to do was to go in and straighten these two carpetbaggers out. I’m glad that they get all kinds of hot shit from NIKE for free, but if they can’t take a minute to find out what they are wearing they are bastardizing the game. What game? I have no fucking idea what game.
DALLAS PENN has spent his entire life coveting the minutae and the details for stupid shit like sneakers and Ralph Lauren clothing. There is no way that he is going to allow someone with celebrity status and no convictions the lane to come into the game and make it any more fucked the fuck up.
What game?!?
Who the fuck cares what game?
GEORGE CARLIN was always my hero. He inspired me to make being a class clown my lifelong profession. But more than being a fool CARLIN was every bit the foole. The court jester who spoke truth to power and told the court that the king had no underpants on.
CARLIN knew that he could get away with some shit that PRYOR couldn’t. CARLIN didn’t give a fuck either. Maybe he gave too much of a fuck.
You need to listen to these rants with your headphones on.
Sonn goes in!
Airport Security
Stupid Things We Say
Euphemisms
Capital Punishment
FreeDarko.com has transformed roundball viewing into the sweet science of spectation.
Was basketball ever this intuitive and wordy prior to this website?
No.
It was mostly just people making bounce passes in tight pants.
As I await my recently purchased FreeDarko tees in the mail I am also excited to see the authors from the only basketball website in the world will be reading excepts from their newly released tome on the scientific art of hardwood dancing in my town.
The Macrophenomenal Pro Basketball Almanac:
Styles, Stats, and Stars in Today’s Game
12.04.08
Varsity Letters Reading Series
Happy Ending Lounge
302 Broome St., NYC
8 p.m.
