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NYC = So i.C.

Friday, September 12th, 2008

iCs

This is an incredible iNternets Celebrity weekend in NYC. The i.C.’s are about to take over again with a new video exposing the real estate game in New York City. Is it really real sonn?!?

But before that drops into your virtual inboxes there will be a few i.C. appearances around Manhattan.

checkmate

Rooftop Films screens ‘Checkmate’ as part of the NYC Non-Fiction short film series. This screening is to benefit the Open Roads School for the Arts. Come see ‘Checkmate’ on a big ass screen on the rooftop of an NYC high school. Afterwards we all go to an open bar party sponsored by Rooftop Films at Fontana’s bar on Orchard Street.


Venue: on the roof of the Open Road H.S. rooftop
Address: 350 Grand Street @ Essex (Lower East Side)
Date: 09.12.08.
Directions: F/J/M/Z to Essex / Delancey
8:00pm: Doors Open
8:30pm: Sound Fix presents live music by New Rap Order
9:00pm: Films
11:30pm: Open bar at Fontana’s with complimentary beer courtesy of Radeberger Pilsner
Tickets: $9

bodega

The iNternets Celebrities are at interestingNY.

Dallas Penn, of the iNternets Celebrities will give the audience a firsthand tour through an NYC corner store colloquially known as the bodega. Dallas Penn will explain the finer points of the Bodega Food Pyramid.

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Date: Saturday, September 13, 2008
Time: 10:00AM to 6:00PM.
Venue: The Katie Murphy Amphitheater at FIT
Address: 7th Avenue at 27th Street (Building D)
Tickets: $35

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NYTimes: In the Seventh Year…

Thursday, September 11th, 2008

wtc

And in the seventh year after the fall, the dust and debris of the towers cleared. And it became plain at last what had been wrought.

For the wreckage begat greed; and it came to pass that while America’s young men and women fought, other Americans enriched themselves. Beguiling the innocent, they did backdate options, and they did package toxic mortgage securities and they did reprice risk on the basis that it no more existed than famine in a fertile land.

Thereby did the masters of the universe prosper, with gold, with silver shekels, with land rich in cattle and fowl, with illegal manservants and maids, with jewels and silk, and with Gulfstream V business jets; yet the whole land did not prosper with them. And it came to pass, when the housing bubble burst, that Main Street had to pay for the Wall Street party.

For Bush ruled over the whole nation and so sure was he of his righteousness that he did neglect husbandry.

And he took his nation into desert wars and mountain wars, but, lo, he thought not to impose taxation, not one heifer nor sheep nor ox did Bush demand of the rich. And it came to pass that the nation fell into debt as boundless as the wickedness of Sodom. For everyone, Lehman not least, was maxed out.

So heavy was the burden of war, and of bailing out Fannie and Freddie, and of financing debt with China, that not one silver shekel remained to build bridges, nor airports, nor high-speed trains, nor even to take care of wounded vets; and the warriors returning unto their homes from distant combat thought a blight had fallen on the land.

So it was in the seventh year after the fall of the towers. And still Bush did raise his hands to the Lord and proclaim: “I will be proved right in the end!”

And around the whole earth, which had stood with America, there arose a great trouble, for it seemed to peoples abroad that a great nation, rich in flocks and herds and land and water, had been cast among thorns and Philistines; its promise betrayed, its light dimmed, its armies stretched, its budget broken, its principles compromised, its dollar diminished.

And it came to pass that this profligate nation, drinking oil with insatiable thirst, could not cure itself of this addiction, and so its wealth was transferred to other nations that did not always wish it well.

Wherefore the balance of power in the world was altered in grievous ways, and new centers of authority arose, and they were no more persuaded by democracy than was the Pharaoh.

For Bush ruled over the whole nation, and so sure was he of his righteousness that he did neglect the costs of wanton consumption. And he believed that if the Lord created fossil fuel, fossil fuel must flow without end, as surely as the grape will yield wine.

Therefore, in the seventh year after the fall, with 1,126 of the slain still unidentified, their very beings rendered unto dust, their souls inhabiting the air of New York, it seemed that one nation had become two; and loss, far from unifying the people, had sundered the nation.

For the rich, granted tax breaks more generous than any blessing, grew richer, and incomes in the middle ceased to rise, and workers saw jobs leaving the land for that region called Asia. And some fought wars while others shopped; and some got foreclosed while others got clothes. And still Bush spake but few listened.

Behold, so it was in the seventh year, and it seemed that America was doubly smitten, from without and within.

And, lo, a strange thing did come to pass. For as surely as the seasons do alternate, so the ruler and party that have brought woe to a nation must give way to others who can lead their people to plenty. How can the weary, flogged ass bear honey and balm and almonds and myrrh?

Yet many Americans believed the exhausted beast could still provide bounty. They did hold that a people called the French was to blame. They did accuse a creation called the United Nations. They did curse the ungodly sophisticates of Gotham and Hollywood and sinful Chicago; and, lo, they proclaimed God was on their side, and carried a gun, and Darwin was bunk, and truth resided in Alaska.

For Bush ruled over the whole nation and so sure was he of his righteousness that he did foster division until it raged like a plague. Each tribe sent pestilence on the other.

And in the seventh year after the fall, the dust and debris of the towers cleared. And it became plain at last what had been wrought — but not how the damage would be undone.

-ROGER COHEN, Op-Ed Columnist

The BLAX HEDRUM Show…

Tuesday, September 9th, 2008

max headroom

Stand the fuck up if you grew up in the 1980’s!

I didn’t say if you were born in the 80’s because that might mean you are a crackhead’s kid, not that crackhead babies don’t deserve to have their moment in the sun too, but for now I want to show some love to the folks who remember when cable television was still in its infancy and WHT broadcasted soft core pr0n videos and Fox channel 5 was famous for the old school karate flicks and not the faux journalistic pricks.

You remember that son of a bitch Max Headroom? That nigga was a cokehead and a dopefiend all at the same time. Sonn would talk at 100mph with no brakes and then the next minute he would be nodding off like a heron junkie. Dude was crazy though, and I fucked with him [ll]. So much so that I have decided to create a new personality for you folks that fucks with the DP.com movement. Meet my homey BLAX HEDRUM. He will be responsible for the vlogging that drops here at DallasPenn Dot Com. Show him the same love that you give to Billy X. Sunday and Blu Cheez.

The DP Dot Com Newsdesk…

Saturday, August 30th, 2008

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Shout to Young Ruby-On-Rails for this .gif

I have said time and again that Black folks should be banned from dog ownership. Michael Vick was just the tip of the iceberg. The real reason that Black people shouldn’t be allowed to own dogs is because they don’t pick up their dogs shit.

White people will buy specially made organic biodegradable recyclable plastic bags to caress their dog’s feces. Black folks leave their dog shit on the street to evaporate.

What usually happens is that I step in it.

I see this as just another offensive example of Black on Black grime.

Twitter Is Dead, Long Live Twitter…

Wednesday, August 27th, 2008

twitter

For several months RAFI KAM has been trying to get me to eff with Twitter.

Now that I am fucking with Twitter RAFI says the shit is dead.

Social networking has now become about how few people know what the fuck you are up to. Blame it on MySpace. Fuck it, blame it BlackPlanet.

I’m going back to Twitter now…

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