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AIR MAXED OUT!

Saturday, April 17th, 2010

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It was one of those wonderful ‘Oh Shit!’ moments for me when I was walking down West 34th Street across from Macy*s and peeped what was inside FootLocker’s display window. Wham! (no George Michael) It hit me like an ice cold breeze. Nike had finally gotten the message that the Air Max was life sustaining air. At least for us sneaker fiends it is…

Perched on top of multi=colored oxygen tanks were the latest Air Max offerings. Some of the classic styles mixed with the latest Air Max+ 2009 and a brand new hybrid called the Air Max 24-7 (I wasn’t enthralled with the name, but the shoe is fire flames james). It was a serendipitous moment for me since I never, if ever look into FootLocker to see what they are offering.

I walked inside and proceeded to have my mind blown. The Air Max programme is at the center of this sneaker fiends’ dreams. The concept of putting air inside of a shoe where there once was rubber and foam is a glorious step towards the future dystopia. There was once something and Nike has replaced it with nothing and charges me more for the less it gives me. I keep buying it too.

These will be the shoes that I wear when I ride on the pale white horse…

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Air Max ’95
Ain’t nothing changed with the classic style. The uppers’ premium materials and the kelly green midsole are what we haven’t seen together before. Suede and patined leather? I wasn’t ready.

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Air Max 24-7
The Air Max 24-7 is a hybrid of the AM95 and Air Max 97 uppers placed on top of an Air Max 2009 platform. After holding this shoe in my hands I needed this joint in my life. The perforated leather upper is soft and smooth and it helped to buffer the $160 pricepoint.

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Air Max+ 2009
This was the moment that the clouds opened up and I heard these angelic voices going “Aaaaahhhhhhhhh”. These shoes are crazy. They are beautiful and ridiculous all in one fell swoop. I think they are all red because Nike is giving the proceeds from these shoes to fighting AIDS in Africa via the project (RED).

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Okay, I just made that up to justify my purchase. Nike isn’t giving shit away. They’ll be using the profits from these shoes to buy up all of the oxygen on the Earth so that come tomorrow we will all be breathing Nike Air.

Ha.

That’s what I would do.

What If Cocaine Isn’t The Problem?

Friday, April 16th, 2010

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‘Crack babies’ defy mother’s curse

The above story is great news because it informs us that there is almost no effect on the development of children whose mothers were addicted to cocaine during childbirth. This is big news party people. A generation of kids who were written off like an LL Cool J album are actually viable and productive adults. It turns out that cocaine was never really the problem.

The problem was, and still is poverty.

Internets Celebrities F.I.T. Club…

Thursday, April 8th, 2010

dollar wine

Rafi and I have different methods for changing our diets. Rafi goes to a fancy pants supermarket. I go and haunt all the places I used to be able to eat at.

More i.C. madness here

Rappers Eat…

Monday, April 5th, 2010

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^ Rappers’ babies eat too…

I was kicking it with the homey Sean Price telling him how I was about to go on the hunt for some kicks and he told me that he was going on the hunt his damn self. Shaun Price was out of her favorite formula and dad had to get in the wind and bring some home.

The problem is this… You can’t find this exact brand in the bodega.

P has widened his circle of course and the larger Brooklyn supermarkets didn’t have this product or they were out of stock. Let’s see if we can help P locate the supermarket that is holding all of the cases.

I need all my readers in the BK – QB – LI range to hit me up with the info on where they holding these joints. Leave a comment in this thread, or send a pic to the_dallas [at] dallaspenn.com I got something fresh for you if you got help for me.

SNEAKER FIENDS UNITE!

Thursday, April 1st, 2010

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I would argue that it’s virtually impossible for a sneaker to make you smarter than you already are mainly because you don’t wear them on your brain, but this New Balance 595 has that professorial look.

It must be the tweed. You might be as dumb as a bag of nails but if you wear some tweed shit you automatically look smarter. And at the end of the day, isn’t looking smarter the key to being smarter? I’m calling these joints the 5iftynine.5stein’s.

Listen, I don’t know math, but the New Balance 595 is definitely a step up from the 574.

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