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SNEAKER FIENDS UNITE!

Saturday, March 27th, 2010

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Kid Cudi – ‘Day-N-Nite (Crookers Remix)’

Premium Pete isn’t working with Premium Laces any longer, but he still keeps dropping the premium designs. Pete calls these joints the Glow-posites. They are the Penny 1 Foamposite with an upper made entirely of 3M material. The kicker is that the soles are glow in the dark rubber. These joints are too futuristic for even Nike to compose.

The Penny 1 Foamposite is one of Nike’s most iconic sneakers. It changed the game as much as the the first visible airbag did. These shoes are the looking glass to the future. Super lightweight and virtually indestructible and unlike most of the Nike retro styles the Foamposite’s price point has barely changed. This is the ONLY sneaker on the market worth $200.

Premium Pete just designed a shoe that eclipses the Air Yeezy in design and value. Pete also knew I would enjoy the Kid Cudi reference. Premium Pete has some other Foamposite designs on tap that are sure to keep the internets going nuts. Would someone at corporate please fly this man to Beaverton so we can get at least one of his designs into production?

Hello?!?

Rob??!!??

You can keep up with Premium Pete on his column over at SneakerNews.com

Posted in 5 Elements, Fanboy Ish, Fashion Faux Pas, Ghetto Celebs, iNternets Celebrities, No Boutros Boutros... Ghali, Sneaker Fiends United, Straight Laced, The Guest Room, Weird Science, When I Reminisce... | 9 Comments »

Sean Cornelius, King Of The Apes…

Sunday, March 14th, 2010

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Sean P is fearless when expressing the 7:30 aspect of the rap game. He is the man on a wire, deftly balancing himself on a tightrope suspended between the Twin Towers.

This track was something he had on the harddrive, but he didn’t have a project to attach it to hardbody. I asked P if I could get it just to fux with it. There’s enough space on the back end of this track for two or three emcees to go in, but who could match the maniacal flow of Sean Price? What rapper has the moxy and skills to talk about hallucinogens?

If you know that rapper pass them this .mp3

Sean Price – ‘Angel Dust’ from dallas penn on Vimeo.

Posted in 5 Elements, Black Bullshit, Crappers, Fanboy Ish, iNternets Celebrities, Ninjas, No Boutros Boutros... Ghali, Pirate Radio Podcast, Sneaker Fiends United, Social Upheaval, Weird Science | 15 Comments »

FUX YO’ ROBOT!

Monday, March 8th, 2010

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We all know that one day soon SkyNet will shit all over your steez with their automated drones along with their illuminati clones.

From time to time there have been little hints dropped at us from inside of the matrix.

Y’all remember when BeYonce came out as the Bootybot aka the Coochieclone.

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The robots will put their foot on humanity soon enough. Some humans will welcome them inside of their humanity.

Rihanna went from fuxing with a Michael Jackson clone to getting fingerbanged by a robot.

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And then while she took on another robot she got her faced creamed on.

And then she swallowed it.

WTF?!?

Fux these robots!

Posted in 5000, BeYONCE's Hair, Black Bullshit, Ghetto Celebs, H.A.M., Ho Sit Down!, Lust = Love, Weird Science, Wig Owners | 18 Comments »

FOXY BROWZ…

Saturday, March 6th, 2010

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I read an iHipHop article about Foxy Brown and Ron Browz working together in the studio and my mind immediately lit up.

Can you imagine a reality show with crazy ass Fox Boogie and the auto-tuned one hit wonder Ron Browz?

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These two meatballs would try to start a business. An eyebrow threading salon in Harlem called ‘Foxy Browz’. I think they would have to put some African chicks in there to do braiding as well. Of course, they would have a recording studio in the back.

So where do I go to when I have these moments of unmitigated pop culture creativity? TWitter, natch. This is where I like to go to ruminate on issues of the day.

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Or whatever shit just pops into my head [ll].

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But mostly I just talk my shit. To be perfectly 1000 with y’all, TWitter and the loss of my video camera is the reason this blog fell the fux off.

140 characters (spaces included) >>> 600 word drops

Maybe that isn’t entirely the truth, but TWitter is globalized text message catharsis and trust me that you will want to be on TWitter when the Oscars are awarded. Watching an awards show while logged on to TWitter is like sprinkling your Newport 100 with cocaine. That shit turns into a 1000000millie.

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If you tried to follow me on TWitter using the sidebar on this site you would have wound up at my previous TWit ID. I change them joints like my underwear. Okay, I change my drawls more often, but I keep it moving on TWitter. You can find me now @Rant_Sum, but I am already preparing my latest TWit ID – @Google_Blax. I’m saving that shit tho’ for the return of the Blax Headroom show.

Just know that I keep my priorities posted.

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Posted in 5 Elements, BeYONCE's Hair, Black Bullshit, Crappers, Ghetto Celebs, Harpers Weekly Review, Hollyweird, Ninjas, T.O.N.Y., Weird Science | 10 Comments »

Robots Killed The Dinosaurs…

Friday, March 5th, 2010

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A group of international scientists are blaming the mass extinction of the dinosaurs on an asteroid that collided with Earth 65 million years ago.

I think this is all a diversion to hide the real cause of the demise of the dinosaurs. It was their illicit sexual relations with robots.

Dinosaurs Fucking Robots.com

Posted in 5000, Blipsters = Hipsters, Fanboy Ish, Harpers Weekly Review, No Boutros Boutros... Ghali, Weird Science | 7 Comments »

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