Archive for the ‘Weird Science’ Category

BattleStar Got Another One…

Thursday, March 4th, 2010

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I finally tuned in to the new BSG series ‘Caprica’ and it didn’t disappoint. BattleStar Galactica was the best program on television for its entire run and the only thing that disappointed me was how that shit ended. Caprica is starting off as good as BSG. I’m gonna let a few more episodes fill up Chocolate Snowflake’s DVR and we are gonna have a party at the crib and order Italian food and drink wine while we watch episodes back to back to back marathon style.

None of y’all are invited tho’ because we will be naked.

DirtyJerz’ Remix Request Drop…

Monday, March 1st, 2010

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DirtyJerz is one of the commentors on this page that always puts his money where his mouf is [ll]. I can extra appreciate that since fam-a-lam isn’t even working right now. Everytime he sends me a package [ll] he str8 laces me. So when the homey puts in a request for some remixes we have the staff over here at DP.com get right to it. The staff of course being me.

DirtyJerz, it’s ya’ berfday. And you know we don’t give a fux…

Honda Knows How To AC’ Right…

Sunday, February 28th, 2010

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The auto show will be here in NYC in a few weeks and I am already lining up the obamas I’m going to fall thru. Nothing goes better with a car than copious amounts of alcohol. I don’t support driving drunk tho’. It’s better to pull over so that you don’t spill your shit.

The best party so far looks to be the unveiling of the Acura concept crossover, the ZDX. This car is the blending of sports coupe speed, sedan interior space and the roadmanship of an SUV. Plus its an Acura and their track record is nearly flawless. I remember when they first dropped the MDX.

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The MDX was the answer to the BMW X5 and the Lexus RX series. It’s a mid-size SUV with decent power (V6-V8) and superior handling. The MDX was my dream whip for several years. From driving Acuras previously I knew the dynamic nature of Honda engineering.

Acura pushed the performance level upwards with the production of the RDX. This whip is smaller than the MDX but it handles way better and looks a bit sportier. The RDX designers definitely took some cues from Subaru because the RDX reminds me of the Dakar rally cars that Subaru has made popular.

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The ZDX is the most aggressive looking Acura concept SUV to date. This car looks like its built for getting triple digits on the Interstate. The idea is to give the SUV the pleasures of a roadster. The typical height of the sport utility vehicle is lowered a bit, but the stance still puts you above the road and above a sedan or coupe.

The speed bubble profile of the Acura ZDX reminds me of my new favorite dream whip, the BMW X6. Look at the interior and tell me if that doesn’t look like a sports coupe cockpit [ll]? The ZDX is definitely going to be a cockpit for some lucky ladies. With a ticket price of 45 stacks I’m sure that whoever cops this whip will have a ThunderDome allowance. Acura stays winning because Honda will… Not… Lose.

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SNEAKER FIENDS UNITE!

Wednesday, February 24th, 2010

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“Too hard for white linen, too straight for white denim.
You fux with white women that listen to Lyfe Jennings.
I black Nike Venom with the white stripe in ’em,
black Levi’s with the knife to strike get ’em. P!!!”

Premium Pete tells me this is the 3rd time that Nike is releasing the SB Venom shoe. It’s been one of the most popular SB’s overall at the PremiumLaces site. The shoe is all about simplicity and subtle details. Most people recognize the name and the colorway to represent the Spider-Man villain that Todd McFarlane made legendary.

What you won’t notice until you get the shoes in your hands is that the Nike ‘swoosh’ is a faux snakeskin leather, hence giving the namesake ‘Venom’ its double meaning. If God is in the details he must be working for Nike SB.

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Flinstonemobile >>> Toyota…

Tuesday, February 9th, 2010

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I’m not even gonna front and hide my joy that the Toyota Prius is all fucked the fux up. I h8 them shits and the fux that drive them. Those same douche nozzles that recycle and conserve and preserve are only concerned with the status quo. Its time for the Earth to start over again and your little bullshit 50 miles to the gallon half a homo hybrid car is not going to save you when the Earth opens its craw to swallow us all whole.

Full disclosure: DP operated in 1989 Camry until 2004