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Twitter HaXorz Go Biggtime…

Tuesday, January 6th, 2009

twitter monkey

Twitter is shitting on the blogosphere. I can create a drop(post) using 140 characters including spaces and punctuation. That’s already less characters than I’ve used in this post so far. It is effectually microblogging and it is rumbling across the internets like a stampede of wild rhinoceratti. Twit with me @ DP2FTV.

I love that shit, but it was already showing signs of dying by virtue of popularity. The fact that people are Twitting while working, driving, eating, and even while sleeping has added to the streams of inanity insanity. Who the fuck cares what you just ate for lunch? Oh, avocado salad? That sounds tasty. Man, fuck that shit! And now some haXorz have infiltrated the Twitter database and taken over the accounts of celebrities.

Here are some of the Twitter entries that the haXorz posted…

FOX FOX News
“Breaking: Bill O Riley is gay”

cnn sanchez CNN’s RICK SANCHEZ
“i am high on crack right now might not be coming into work today”

britney BRITNEY SPEARS
“Hi Yall! Brit Brit here, just wanted to update you on the size of my vag”

I need some haXorz to take over this site, but I need them to post content about sneakers, comic books and the best places to leave deuces in NYC. Then I can finally get some sleep at night.

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Thank Heaven For Little Girls…

Sunday, December 21st, 2008

maya hills


Because they grow up to be women (no Robert Sylvester Kelly).

Some scientists from Copenhagen have found out that girls have a better sense of taste than boys do, and that women prefer sour tastes even more the older they get.

Fellas, this holiday season don’t let her tell you that she doesn’t, because science proves that she does.

And she LOVES it.

Bonus Video: Girls Just Wanna Have Fun

maya hills

Posted in Ghetto Celebs, Harpers Weekly Review, Lust = Love, No Boutros Boutros... Ghali, Weird Science, Wig Owners | 5 Comments »

Get Out Of My Dreams Burger King!

Friday, December 19th, 2008

the king

Burger King has developed a meat scented cologne [ll].

This is way better than KKKramer’s ‘The beach’ perfume.

Posted in Black Bullshit, Fanboy Ish, No Boutros Boutros... Ghali, The Addict, Weird Science | 4 Comments »

Computer Love In Real Life…

Saturday, December 13th, 2008

aiko

I am a little jealous of this dude LE TRUNG. Instead of being like the rest of us fanboys who happily collect action figures and pose them for music videos LE decided to make his own action figure. A life size fem-bot named Aiko. He has programmed her to speak English as well as Japanese, which was a bit curious since dude is a Vietnamese cat living in Canada.

Whatever is clever is what my moms always said. This dude has effectively solved his virginity issues by making another virgin. However, he better not let homegirl watch any television and definitely no internets because she will leave his ass for sure.

That is, as soon as she is programmed to walk. Now I see this programming pimp’s angle. Aiko will never walk out on him if he never motorizes her legs. Talk about ‘Love Lockdown’?

I say he still better watch out though because if her heart walks out the door then it doesn’t matter if she stays. You don’t want to fucks with an android chick with a cold heart. That is some heartless shit (no ‘Ye Tudda).

aiko

aiko

^^^ LOLz at homeboy trying to cover up the chubby that Aiko is giving him.

aiko

LE TRUNG is the freak of the week as he takes Aiko all about the town to cosplay conventions and strolls in the park. The best part is this story is that dude is taking orders to build more of these joints.

Posted in BeYONCE's Hair, Fanboy Ish, H.A.M., Harpers Weekly Review, Lust = Love, Weird Science, Wig Owners | 5 Comments »

Them Nigga’s Crazy!

Tuesday, December 2nd, 2008

pryor

Still rocking on my Ol’ Dirty train of thought…

Dealing with mental illness in the Black community is even more taboo than the machismo and mysogyny that plagues the least educated sectors. You can have aliments like drug dependency and even a crippling handicap like a deformity. Just don’t be crazy.

1 in 5 young adults has personality disorder

I peeped this article which says that twenty percent (20%) of young adults has a mental disorder, and then only twenty five percent (25%) of that group receives some kind of counseling or treatment.

Damn. That is a whole lot of crazy niggas in America. Now I’m also a little depressed that more people aren’t embracing my perverse video rendition of ‘Love Lockdown‘. That shit should be dead center in some of y’all’s wheelhouses.

Black folks have historically had a difficult time being diagnosed for shit since we have seen the marginalization and disenfranchisement that comes from being ill and unable to generate production. If you couldn’t work your ass would be killed. There was no welfare for slaves.

Black folks still speak in hushed whispers when one of their relatives ain’t quite right. I don’t know why they do this because that nigga can still hear you. And you know what? He hates you too. The real question I have is why aren’t white folks getting their treatments for the crazies?

Racism is some shit that kicks everyone’s ass. I’m not saying that the young adult white in this survey are getting the crazies because they have come to see the fraudulent, duplicitous nature of supremacy, but racism is still fucked the fuck up. Half-Black president and the whole nine.

Maybe some of these young adult white are learning that they are being scammed by these colleges and paying off a school loan into your late thirties is a fucking bitch. While racism is fucked the fuck up, classism is the worst. Going into debt to hold onto the veneer of a ‘Have’ is starting to wear off on some people.

That is why some of the most advanced Blacks stay winning on they futuristic Sun-Ra shit by staying home all day playing Grand Theft Auto and collecting them welfare checks.

Posted in H.A.M., iNternets Celebrities, Ninjas, No Boutros Boutros... Ghali, Talking Shit, The Addict, Weird Science, When I Reminisce..., white, Wig Owners | 7 Comments »

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