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POLITRICKS 2008: Baby Mama Drama…

Monday, September 1st, 2008

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The most ridiculous story to come out of this election season is the one where the GOP vice presidential nominee sequesters her pregnant teenage daughter for six months in order to claim that her daughter’s pregnancy was in fact her own.

WTF?!?

Okay, okay, I understand that this governor lady is part of some kind of Christian fundamentalism movement so she couldn’t knowingly terminate her daughter’s preganacy evan after she found out that the baby was going to be birthed with complications, no doubt due to the stress that the young mother had put herself under, but why the fuck the elaborate ruse to act like the child doesn’t belong to the daughter?

The real test for those people that claim to put GOD before their professional and political gain surfaces in these situations. The PALINS have a beautiful family that confronts the trials and tribulations that 99.9% of American families see and they become stronger from this. That SHOULD have been the backstory. How they scolded their daughter for not upholding the values that the family had tried to embue in her, but they still kept her near in her time of need and did not cast her away.

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If you like political scandals and precise investigative muckracking then please go to Daily K-Os for the full story of the SARAH PALIN faux-pregnancy.

Part 1
Part 2

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All I needed to see were these pics that show SARAH PALIN snatching her grandchild from his mother’s arms because she has a photo opportunity.

Trust me party people, this lady does not fear GOD more than she fears missing that text message on her Blackberry.

DP IS CHOPPING BROCCOLI…

Friday, August 8th, 2008

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I prefer spinach, but if broccoli actually has the minerals to slow down this fucking diabetes that is killing me then I am all in.

Broccoli May Undo Diabetes Damage

Plus, I get to sing this song even more…

And The South Stays Losing…

Tuesday, July 29th, 2008

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If you think this drop is about some rap music regionalism I may have pleasantly surprised you. Maybe not pleasantly surprised you though…

Report warns of AIDS ‘crisis’ across South

This news bugs the shit out of me for several reasons. Firstly, I don’t believe there is an AIDS virus. I know of a few folks who have died from AIDS related illnesses and by a coincidence they were all gay men. They were all people who were extremely healthy and fit.

Conversely, I should have have some disease eating through my vital organs as I type this shit out. What with all the McDonald’s, White Castles and Waffle Houses that I have frequented in my almost forty years my kidneys should be Mcnugget shaped. Diabetes, heart failure, or at a minimum a stroke should find my door. These diseases are preventable however, and most importantly, they are detectable.

The second issue I have with the supposed AIDS virus is the fact that it has no standard viral fingerprint. All viruses have a molecular fingerprint that you can observe through a microscope. AIDS/HIV does not contain one. What it does have is a socio-economical fingerprint that clearly attracts gay men and economically disenfranchised women of color. Particularly Black women.

In the past the only way I connected gay men and Black women would be that these two groups have the highest fierceness quotients, and the most shiny stuff in their respective closets.

The news on AIDS for the last decade has been the rate of infection for African American females and no one is saying the right things. OPRAH will create an entire broadcast about the Black men who live duplicitous lives as heterosexually married gay males and that only serves to undermine the perception of Black females decision making. Marriage is so far off the radar in America that the phenomenon of the down low brothers still couldn’t account for the tremendous spike in new infections.

No one is shouting out loud that the numbers do NOT add up. The rate at which African American women are contracting AIDS is impossible. Mainly because Black chicks are not giving up the pussy like that. Yes, Black chicks are fucking. Sure, Black chicks are even engaging in sex that would be considered high risk to some. But that is such a small minority of the minorities that you would have greater luck having sex with a unicorn.

Black chicks are not giving up the loveslot without using a condom. Then it all made sense to me…

I’ve told you previously to avoid the spermicide with Nonoxynol-9 in it since that shit is a bleaching agent. That shit is usually on condoms too. What if condoms have been putting a bleaching agent inside of Black chick’s boxes? What is so strange about that? Do any of you respect the allegory of the Trojan horse? Remember how it was issued as a gift, but at night it transformed into a slaughtering and killing machine?

The capitalism contained in selling people high-priced, privately-owned, patented medicine is what fuels any health crisis. If the next president thinks he can scold people instead of creating a progressive change to the manner in which we do societal business, you know, how we care for one another as a society, then I don’t need a male version of OPRAH WINFREY in the White House.

HoneyBees x Hip-Hop = D.O.A.

Tuesday, July 29th, 2008

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This music video is proof positive that both honeybees and Hip-Hop are dying.

When the worst dancer in a B(ee)-Boy troupe is the Black dude I don’t hold out too much hope for Hip-Hop.

Honeybees are responsible for pollinating ONE-THIRD of our food supply.

Fuck Hip-Hop, we really need to save the honeybees.

Fanboy Alert: TR2N!

Monday, July 28th, 2008

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The sequel to TRON, aptly titled ‘TR2N’ was previewd at Comic Con.

When is JEFF BRIDGES going to get his due as one of the great American actors?

Update:

The assclots at Disney have been yanking the trailers down at various video hosting sites instead of say… LETTING PEOPLE SEE THE SHIT YOU HAVE DONE!

There is another reason why Batman’s film won. Warner Bros. kept teasing us along with archival Batman trivia and glimpses of the new production including a preview of the Bat-cycle over a year before the film dropped.

Step your game up Disney. At this rate you guys are going to have to merc’k Jeff Bridges to get your buzz back.

TR2N