Archive for the ‘Politricks’ Category

Not My Cup Of Tea…

Thursday, April 15th, 2010

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There isn’t too much of a difference from the Disney version of the Mad Hatter, who hosts a tea party during Alice’s visit to Wonderland, and the mad haters who have joined the Tea Party to oppose the current president and his referendum on America.

Tea Party Backers Wealthier and More Educated

The Mad Hatter was an old white dude who had hell’a free time on his hands to be loyal to the White Queen. The Tea Party’s mad haters are retired dudes who think President OBAAMA is a muslim socialist.

The Mad Hatter could be as petulant as a child. You ever try putting logic to a Tea Party member?

The Mad Hatter even dresses like a Conservative Republican.

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The Most Hip-Hop Cities…

Wednesday, March 17th, 2010

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If the Federal Bureau of Investigations statistics on violent crimes and homicides makes a city more ‘gangsta’ these 26 shitholes are one NWA album from going platinum…

#1 Detroit (MI)
#2 Baltimore (MD)
#3 St. Louis (MO)
#4 Newark (NJ)
#5 Oakland (CA)
#6 Kansas City (MO)
#7 (tie) Cleveland (OH)
#7 (tie) Washington, DC
#9 Philadelphia (PA)
#10 Memphis (TN)
#11 Cincinnati (OH)
#12 Atlanta (GA)
#13 Tulsa (OK)
#14 Miami (FL)
#15 Chicago (IL)
#16 Houston (TX)
#17 Dallas (TX)
#18 Pittsburgh (PA)
#19 Milwaukee (WI)
#20 Louisville (KY)
#21 Nashville (TN)
#22 Long Beach (CA)
#23 Oklahoma City (OK)
#24 Santa Ana (CA)
#25 Jacksonville (FL)

A few notes on the list above…

We’ll all just assume that Flint, Michigan is considered part of Detroit.
California places three(3) entries. Good job Schwarzenegger.
Columbus, Dayton and Toledo are not on the list. Ohio must be getting better.
Missouri is TOO small to place two(2) cities on the list.
Now you see why New York rap has been in the shitter.

Charles Rangel Was Asleep At The Wheel…

Wednesday, March 3rd, 2010

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CHARLES RANGEL is a typical representative in the Beltway. He has his hands in so much shit he doesn’t know if he’s coming or going. His biggest position was in being chairman of the Ways and Means committee. He was crucial in determining the rate of taxation for Wall Street corporations. Today he was forced to resign as the chairman of the House Ways and Means committee lest he drag down other Democrats into his ethics clusterfux.

RANGEL’s tireless efforts to keep the wealthy rolling in the bucks garnered him handsome junkets to the Caribbean. RANGEL has also presided over the transformation of Harlem and north Manhattan while he was the NY rep in the House of Reps. New York City will never be the same and I don’t think any politician other than SHIRLEY CHISHOLM had the mettle to defend the proletariat.

RANGEL can’t retire soon enough and if you live in RANGEL’s NY-15 district please vote for his challenger, VINCENT MORGAN during the Democratic primary in September. Between Harold Ford Jr., NY governor David Patterson and Now Rangel, 2010 has been a shitty year for jig politicos. VINCENT MORGAN can reverse the trend.

POLITRICKS 2010: Blindsided…

Saturday, February 27th, 2010

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The Democratic machine wanted NYS governor DAVID PATERSON to sit the fux down for the next election round. He ended up in the big seat at the statehouse by accident in the first place. SPITZER wasn’t supposed to get taken down so rudely, but ELIOT didn’t play nice with Wall Street and Wu-Tang Clan told us all that cash rules everything around us. So when SPITZER became deposed we all ended up with the booby prize. PATERSON had his chance to go quietly when OBAAMA told him to back down, but instead PATERSON tempted fate and now the hounds have been released.

I’m not a PATERSON h8r tho’. He’s balanced the state budgets when the the truth is that the majority of the money for this state is generated in an area that comprises 1/2400 of the state’s total area. I’m referring to NYC naturally. But PATERSON is part and parcel of politricks and anything goes in politricks. There is blood in the water and the sharks are circling. The only question is if PATERSON will be dragged under or barely escape by losing a leg below the knee? If this were 10 years prior then PATERSON might could call on his buddy CHARLIE RANGEL to help him get over the hump, but in 2010 RANGEL is an even bigger legislative liability than PATERSON is.

DAVID PATERSON knew the machine was coming for him and now he has nowhere to turn. The kingmakers are ready to give the throne back to the prince in waiting as a repayment for the unceremonious dumping of his father, the noble MARIO CUOMO. The godfather governor was ushered out of Albany on a rail as part of the liberal purge which also saw DAVID DINKINS get the boot from City Hall. ANDREW CUOMO has been groomed to be NYS governor since way back. It’s kind of interesting when you live long enough to see families anointed into political offices as opposed to actually being elected (see BUSH family).

Hip-Hop’s State Of The Union…

Thursday, January 28th, 2010

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Bucktown’s General Steele for president…

Off the album ‘Amerikkka’s Nightmare2’ dropping the day after President’s Day (Feb. 23)


General Steele – ‘State Of The Union Address’